Now this is exactly why I have a problem with guys posing with female celebrities. First...it's always obvious the celebrity has no idea who the guy is.


And instead of making the guy feel good by having a big ,bright shiny smiley face on----they have one of these.

The "almost smile ,but can't get past the haughty taughty ' Oh fer Gosh Sakes' look".

And that hair!




WTF happened!?

I think that's a man.







Yup.




Ah do.

She's not fooling anyone....do you notice how she dips her body towards the mark to her right...as if to hint she digs him?




And then yanks her head away from him so the world knows she considers herself well above his status in life?





This is really disgusting.

And you ,sir...you look like a penguin.







Yes...that's what I said....a penguin.




Instead of looking like your typical Steeler nerd with that "A-yuk!!..Ah don't know what ta do!!" pose....you should have grabbed her waist and hugged your head to hers and had a HUGE smile on.


































But nooooOOOOOO.

^^^ Thinks he is this guy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xOh5c...eature=related

That guy ain't that lucky.

Sighty-poo ...I made you a porn star.




I can knock you down to a Clarke Bar if you're not careful.

Did I tell you, you look much better in your grey gym shorts than he does?

Maybe he looks better than him, but it's still Richard Simmonsish...:eek:


I vote for the BLACK CAPE, very mysterious !!!!!

At least you're half right.



More blasphemy will cost you your porn star status as well.

Gosh I'm so sorry I missed this.











And her,too.

Who wishes to audition to be the next....AMERICAN PORN STAR?

Well I didn't ask to be one, you took that upon yourself.

Really Morty, you have to be aware of the images your clothing can conjur up, I learned this at the Harlequin convention I just got back from.



note the resembelance here....blue tank top, running shorts....:eek: :eek:

Well I didn't ask to be one, you took that upon yourself.

Well EX-CUUUUUSE ME !

Did I dress up like you to entrap me?

And who had the hammerlock on someone's head between her legs?



Really Morty, you have to be aware of the images your clothing can conjur up, I learned this at the Harlequin convention I just got back from.

ror!!..I'm sure you left early.



note the resembelance here....blue tank top, running shorts


There is none.


There is a gay person NOT in a navy blue tank top and NOT in gray running shorts.





ClarkeBardom, for you, is right around the corner.

I don't like Clark Bars........











































I prefer Butterfingers!

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wait a minute!!..what about featherhands?










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Yes...featherhands with butterfingers.






That should please you.

The featherhands always intrigued me.....:p

What a great idea.


I now will incorporate Morty Featherhands and Here'sJhonny into my MORTE'WOLF smut act.

Oh you...but that really would be nice toTHUD!!

ROR!!!!!!!!!
























But then again, the feathers would stick and you would have no hands and I would be spitting out feathers all day.

fr&l-a!!




It's just FeatherHANDS ma'am....HANDS!!

I think it sank in.




:)

Those aren't feathers she's spitting out.







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It's a GOOD day at the ...CAH-SOL.



:)

Glad it's a good day in the CAH-SOL, it's kind of aggressive up in the saddling area, so much to argue about apparently.


So I'm here in the CAH-SOL where it's fun and dark and creepy and ALWAYS VERY STRANGE.......:D

I'm thinking I might do a bit of gardening, where did that place go to.


Have you been doing any swimming in this fine summer weather?

...uh...I'm not a water fan.......that's why I left the swimming thread.....so--no...





...but I do think gardening is a swell idea.....it's a fine day to plant something.....you do have that tiny little gardening suit on---aye?....

YOO-HOO....


I'm back in the CAH-SOL.
We need to gear up for GHI, New Zealand tomorrow, maybe they'll find some glow-worms.....:p

New Zealand sucks!

Have you been there?

New Zealand sucks!

yes I almost died a very slow painful death


honestly

Really! What happened?

I loved New Zealand, Auckland not so much, but the rest, Queenstown, Rotorua..I had a blast there.

Is it more slow and painful than this thread ?

Oh my God.







This has become an idle chit-chat thread.



Hauntings must restart.

you might consider having a séance with Jesse Helms to try and liven this thread up...