You said it.



Talk about the inmates running the asylum.

Who's in charge here!!?

You should be. I'll be your 3rd base coach and hold up Sizemore from 2nd on a double to the corner.

!!




Skinner is even better at sending people about 20 feet too late.

"Who's on first?" was never this funny.

Sending Garko is a must...but Lofton in postseason?? NAHHHH.

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

GO GREASED LIGHTNING!!...GO!!!

Hafner is now undergoing shoulder reattachment surgery.They thought about letting a new one grow back, but decided it would take too long.

Should be "fine" by tomorrow.

Boy they better hope this works.




Let me ask all you major league managers out there something.



How do you take a 30 year old guy that is a dh....that's right....a dh....and is in a very bad and long slump who just happens to have a history of arthritis and joint problems....and sign him to 5 more years for around 11 million a year???





DUH.











WUD HAPPUND!!?

I cant take anymore, off with Wedges head

But that's the problem---he ain't got one!





Seriously---he doesn't. Even more seriously.......Choo-Choo Sin is about to be called up...if he already hasn't been. They have to and so we have another fine young outfield prospect up here.....which can only mean either Marte's experiment is done or someone is getting traded.

I think traded. If it's FG ( FG Fan's fav) ..then I quit, but that's what they'll do.


Betcha.

Never mind.

Off with Wedges head

It is hard to decide if you should laugh or cry with this outfit. FG goes 2 for 2 with a triple and walk last night so with based loaded one out in the 8th they trot up Dom Delluise to pinch hit for him last night. Their full time clean up hitter has indeed made it to June with zero home runs.