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Cajungator26 04-06-2007 08:39 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
CG.....does that mean if I murdered someone last month it's OK?


Depends on WHO you murdered.


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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Please....don't judge lest you be judged.

I'm not judging anyone. Now, where is my 5 grand?

Cajungator26 04-06-2007 08:40 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Let us pray for those nice Catholic priests who are so holy on the days they should not be doing strange things.

I'm not Catholic.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 08:41 AM

CG.....Wouldn't you like to know.




And I thought differently.





And ,finally, I have no idea.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 08:42 AM

I'm not Catholic.

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Oh....denomination sensitive...aye?

Cajungator26 04-06-2007 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
I'm not Catholic.

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Oh....denomination sensitive...aye?

Nah... big difference, though. A topic for another forum, perhaps.

I'm still waiting on my 5 grand. I will be holding 'ILoveYou' hostage until I get it. Wait... that would be bad for everyone else. I think I'll let him go and exchange him for 'IHateYou' when Thebby gives him back.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 08:49 AM

Ah wonder if Nurse Ratchet is available for CheapWhiskeyDancing?




Nah...no whiskey is that cheap.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 09:36 AM

I guess that answer was incorrect.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 09:44 AM

And on the 7th day God rested because he was spent from creating his masterpiece on the 6th day....Thebby.

paisjpq 04-06-2007 09:46 AM

flattery will only get you so far, after that ye will be judged on merit.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 09:47 AM

O=:>

Mortimer 04-06-2007 09:48 AM

That's Morty Angel ...of course.

paisjpq 04-06-2007 09:49 AM

of course...

Mortimer 04-06-2007 10:51 AM

Morty Angel could be the son of MommyDearest.





If only true.

MortyAngel would tell Shamu what to do with those stinking wooden hangers.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 11:00 AM

MortyAngel would like to know if Thebby10 is watching this thread right now.

paisjpq 04-06-2007 11:01 AM

thebby is everywhere, watching everything...or her spies are.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 11:04 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
thebby is everywhere, watching everything...or her spies are.


Oh.






Spy names please.

paisjpq 04-06-2007 11:05 AM

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Originally Posted by mortimerdexterfoxworthy
Oh.






Spy names please.

negative ...you figure it out....thought you were a detective.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 11:07 AM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
negative ...you figure it out....thought you were a detective.



I ......








...I really wish you would mind your own business.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 11:54 AM

Shouldnt it be munch time for you ...soon?

Mortimer 04-06-2007 12:01 PM

Hmmmm...


....maybe she is munching and just left herself on line to make me think she is.

paisjpq 04-06-2007 12:07 PM

rest assured she knows what you are up to

paisjpq 04-06-2007 12:10 PM

watchin the babies run @ keeneland dear...

Mortimer 04-06-2007 12:12 PM

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Originally Posted by paisjpq
watchin the babies run @ keeneland dear...


That was sneaky.

byalip 04-06-2007 01:18 PM

BUFFY to MORTY: You were degrading and mean for no other reason than to get your old balls off.

MORTY FIRES BACK: You haven't seen a pair this admirable since your last yard sale scrum at the nut house.

COOBY INSERTS HER 2¢: Why, I truly think Barcley Tagg could make good use out of those balls.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 01:20 PM

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Originally Posted by byalip
BUFFY to MORTY: You were degrading and mean for no other reason than to get your old balls off.

MORTY FIRES BACK: You haven't seen a pair this admirable since your last yard sale scrum at the nut house.

COOBY INSERTS HER 2¢: Why, I truly think Barcley Tagg could make good use out of those balls.



rule-eng un ze flour!!!





leff-eng may ess oaf!!!!!

byalip 04-06-2007 01:22 PM

Glad to lighten your load on this very Good Friday.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 01:25 PM

You are too kind.





I'm afraid I have determined God doesn't like me very much.

I guess I can't blame Him.

But I do try.

It may not seem like it....but ah do.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 01:31 PM

Thank you for your reassuring reply.

byalip 04-06-2007 01:36 PM

Aw c'mon now.....everyone knows the HE just expects great things from you.

Your contributions to the racing world are being duly noted by St. Peter....I believe you will pass thru the Pearly Gates, no problemo.

As for me, I might get in by a lip.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by byalip
Aw c'mon now.....everyone knows the HE just expects great things from you.

Your contributions to the racing world are being duly noted by St. Peter....I believe you will pass thru the Pearly Gates, no problemo.

As for me, I might get in by a lip.


Thank you dahling.

I knew I could depend on you.




Catman Running....Zodiac Cipher.

byalip 04-06-2007 03:55 PM

Funny Cide backing up something awful.

Sweet sufferin' Jesus....this looks bad.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 04:01 PM

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Originally Posted by byalip
Funny Cide backing up something awful.

Sweet sufferin' Jesus....this looks bad.

What happened??

Mortimer 04-06-2007 04:07 PM

Make that coffee to go.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 04:08 PM

If sentenced to be hanged by the neck until dead..

...I certainly hope they send you for the rope.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 04:10 PM

Is it me?

byalip 04-06-2007 04:48 PM

It's always you.

Back to the FC Debacle at K'land. He travelled two wide until the middle of the backstretch and then systematically backed up to last.

Mortimer 04-06-2007 05:09 PM

Whatevah.


I don't know Cooby...that dog just don't hunt.

paisjpq 04-06-2007 05:17 PM

most dogs won't hunt...cause they ain't well trained...kinda like you huh morte'?

Mortimer 04-06-2007 05:54 PM

Well...........






...I really wish you would mind your own business.

paisjpq 04-06-2007 06:00 PM

well so would I ...but nosy and bossy come so naturally to me


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