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clyde 06-01-2010 01:04 PM

Godzirra own Sherr.



Fah-rah-rah-rah-rah...rah-rah-rah-rah.

Coach Pants 06-01-2010 02:54 PM

Quiet Chris spotted in the smart threads looting from Sterling's bodega.



clyde 06-01-2010 05:56 PM

..doo-dah!...

FGFan 06-02-2010 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 653036)
Godzirra own Sherr.



Fah-rah-rah-rah-rah...rah-rah-rah-rah.


Are you referring to mah sistah's and mine :{>::{>: of Japan racing???

FGFan 06-02-2010 12:13 AM

Note to myself..



oops I mean Clyde...


find a quieter place in the library where the librarians boo-bees are not distracting you from your fine work....:p

Sightseek 06-02-2010 02:23 PM

Ah wonder who he thinks will win the Belmonty Stakes?

my miss storm cat 06-02-2010 06:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 653091)
Quiet Chris spotted in the smart threads looting from Sterling's bodega.



I love this!!! :D

my miss storm cat 06-02-2010 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 653190)
Are you referring to mah sistah's and mine :{>::{>: of Japan racing???

Is that what he meant cause I'm really confused and I'm reading this backwards and I'm stuck between Drosselmeyer and Stately Victor but that's just for rooting not for betting and oh crap why the f*** is Calvin on Dave and, and..

TheSpyder 06-02-2010 08:01 PM

ohhhhhhh SNAP















I mean crackle

















Note to self











POP

clyde 06-04-2010 12:29 PM

Bless them O' Lord,for they know not how nincompoopish they are.



They do not keep it real, they do not give 'em steel.

clyde 06-04-2010 12:30 PM

Will be back for The Belmonts pre race analysis in a few minutes.

Last one..and last time.





Life makes me sick.

Sightseek 06-04-2010 12:41 PM

Would a big kissy poo from your bud boardies, I mean board buddies put a hop in your step? :D

clyde 06-04-2010 12:48 PM

!!




But, Frankly---I mean .....but ,Sightly,it depends on which Buddy Boardings---I mean Board Buddies they are.

Maybe skip that one for now.


Are you giving me the cards or must I fetch them myself?

Sightseek 06-04-2010 12:51 PM

Belmont S. (G1)

1 Dave in Dixie
2 Spangled Star
3 Uptowncharlybrown
4 Make Music for Me
5 Fly Down
6 Ice Box
7 Drosselmeyer
8 Game On Dude
9 Stately Victor
10 Stay Put
11 First Dude
12 Interactif

clyde 06-04-2010 01:33 PM

And now..for your betting enjoyment,my fine pre race analysis of THE BELMONTS.

( Please note I will not be munching with Gregg and Hilda Belmonts tomorrow.



But they are wonderful people.)


And as luck would have it...here comes Sighty-Poo delivering the goods---whoa!!...I mean cards.

Thank you ssssssssssso much,Sighty.

You may go.







Oh my God.

Heart be still.....that swaying dupa keeping in tune to some jungle fever beat I can hear is definitely life threatening.

I don't think I can go on.



whew!!





But I must.











1...DaveyPooNotInDixie


Gosh this one is giving me lots of trouble.First,I only know where he's not...but not where he is.A horsey I have always admired and this may be his time,but I did not know the attentionHO,Calvin Bordello, would be on top.


But a keepah .






2...Bangled Car


Reminds me of the evidence sitting in The Junkyard.That which proves the existence of Godzirra.( Godzirra own Sherr...don't ya know.)


Anyhoo---



Crinkle...



trash can






3...UpSideDownCharleyBrown



I think it speaks for itself, don't you?







whiiiiirrrrrrrr!!!!












4...MakeMusic4Me



I kind of like this horsey.

Cajunatah wanted to know why and I said there are one or two things I can't yet mention,but this is a rite of passage for me.As you all stinking well know....I hear the music all too well.Not many here can hear one note,but those of you who do hear the music have a sense of what I mean.I thought I heard music before, but unfortunately it was not.There are different types, you know.But if I ever needed to hear a certain type of music from someone---that time is now.Could be from here( which I HIGHLY doubt) or from somewhere else.Could be someone I know ( which I HIGHLY doubt) or someone I do not know.Whoever it is...I ask them to make this music for me.Please do this thing.This horsey has drawn the venerable 4 spot and program number.If this is all wrong, then the music is all gone.




keepah-keepah!!!!






5...FlyDown!!


Oh my God!

Call out the Swat Team!

You fool!!..that why he's down!!...Call out the Guts Refill Team!!






And so...




nyyyyyoooow!!!!








thud





6...IceBox



It's hip to be square.





keepah







7...Drosselmeyer


This is really the model for dumb names.The model for innocuity every nebulous minded owner should study to see if they can possibly top this flat tire name.




I say...fucl< 'im.





Crink-EL....


trash can




8....GameOnDude



Contrary to what SixToFive thinks---like names cancel out....and it didn't work for Dahla either,the strumpet.





Crinkle...



trash can





9....StatelyVictor



Reminds me too much of Stuttering Stanley.



Phooey on him.






`',==`~~'';.,.




10....StayPut


Another numb minded owner.

With a name like that..what do you expect the horsey to do!?





Crinkle...



trash can






11...Adam



See number 8.




blech






Crinkle...


trash can




12...FitCarEtni




It still don't work.








Crinkle...


trash can









MAKEMUSIC4ME


DaveyPooNotInDixie

IceBox

Sightseek 06-04-2010 01:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 653957)
!!




But, Frankly---I mean .....but ,Sightly,it depends on which Buddy Boardings---I mean Board Buddies they are.

Maybe skip that one for now.


Are you giving me the cards or must I fetch them myself?

I've set up a kissing booth.


It's for charity - just play along.

my miss storm cat 06-04-2010 06:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 653978)

7...Drosselmeyer


This is really the model for dumb names.The model for innocuity every nebulous minded owner should study to see if they can possibly top this flat tire name.




I say...fucl< 'im.





Crink-EL....


trash can


:eek: :( :confused:

Nooooooo!

It's a great name!

Golden Ballet, Drosselmeyer... get it?

Shirley you know it's from The Nutcracker!

Don't make him weep... he's gotta hit the board for me don't cha know.

geeker2 06-04-2010 07:54 PM

Iceybox....not again:wf

Rileyoriley 06-04-2010 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 653944)
Bless them O' Lord,for they know not how nincompoopish they are.



They do not keep it real, they do not give 'em steel.

HEY! Give me some credit here! I know how nincompoopish Geeker is!:D

geeker2 06-04-2010 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 654175)
HEY! Give me some credit here! I know how nincompoopish Geeker is!:D

YEAH! WTF Clydeypoo

clyde 06-05-2010 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 653983)
I've set up a kissing booth.


It's for charity - just play along.




Oh all right.



How much?

clyde 06-05-2010 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 654105)
:eek: :( :confused:

Nooooooo!

It's a great name!

Golden Ballet, Drosselmeyer... get it?

Shirley you know it's from The Nutcracker!

Don't make him weep... he's gotta hit the board for me don't cha know.


Yeeeees!!!!

It blows.

Get it.

Hated it.

Not gunna duh it....




..neither is he.







Yours,

=:>

clyde 06-05-2010 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 654124)
Iceybox....not again:wf


Bite me.

clyde 06-05-2010 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 654175)
HEY! Give me some credit here! I know how nincompoopish Geeker is!:D


So bite 'im.








:D

clyde 06-05-2010 10:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 654214)
YEAH! WTF Clydeypoo

Now bite Gooey.

geeker2 06-05-2010 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 654327)
Oh all right.



How much?



It's free right....if not can I be your pimp Sighty ?

Coach Pants 06-05-2010 12:54 PM

Fine work in the erections sub-forum, sir.

clyde 06-05-2010 02:05 PM

HA!



Geeker will go broke.

Rileyoriley 06-05-2010 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 654330)
So bite 'im.








:D



I fear his cat.:o

Rileyoriley 06-05-2010 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 654214)
YEAH! WTF Clydeypoo

:tro::{>:

my miss storm cat 06-05-2010 05:46 PM

You wanna make fun of my boy again or are you done now? :D

geeker2 06-05-2010 11:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 654413)
I fear his cat.:o

:{>::{>:

FGFan 06-06-2010 11:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 654413)
I fear his cat.:o

See mah Avytar above^^^^^

I don't....:p:D

FGFan 06-06-2010 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 654503)
You wanna make fun of my boy again or are you done now? :D


EAUXH!!!

ROR!!!

fight, fight, fight!!!!


~OOOOOOOOOOOOO~

:p
:p

clyde 06-06-2010 12:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 654413)
I fear his cat.:o



Even OscarMeyer wouldn't fear his cat.

clyde 06-06-2010 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 654503)
You wanna make fun of my boy again or are you done now? :D


Your boy was high on vaginal fluids.






Fucl< me.






Double fucl< me.






I almost hit the dyslexic tri.







And then The OscarMeyer wins the Belmonts.






What a blow job.







Worst of all,the answer came clear....no one,no thing will ever make music for me.









My stinking life is over and so done.









I promise Deborah,as per her very creative request, to have the decency and wait until an appropriate holiday to do this thing.







Would think that is Thanksgiving.....maybe Halloween.Yes,that may fit betterest.










Gooey---you really make me sick with "your boy".


But you did make fine use of the Zodiac Ciphers. I guess their magic left me and went to you.




Nutcracker crackers name and the number 7.


I still can't believe it.












I'm ruined...and finished and done for.












I will dee-dee...now.

Rileyoriley 06-06-2010 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 654721)
Your boy was high on vaginal fluids.






Fucl< me.






Double fucl< me.






I almost hit the dyslexic tri.







And then The OscarMeyer wins the Belmonts.






What a blow job.







Worst of all,the answer came clear....no one,no thing will ever make music for me.









My stinking life is over and so done.









I promise Deborah,as per her very creative request, to have the decency and wait until an appropriate holiday to do this thing.







Would think that is Thanksgiving.....maybe Halloween.Yes,that may fit betterest.










Gooey---you really make me sick with "your boy".


But you did make fine use of the Zodiac Ciphers. I guess their magic left me and went to you.




Nutcracker crackers name and the number 7.


I still can't believe it.












I'm ruined...and finished and done for.












I will dee-dee...now.



I also said it should be a leap year which isn't until 2012.
You could coincide it with the Mayan Calendar and aim for December 21, 2012.:{>::D


Make your own music my friend. No one else can make it for you.

geeker2 06-06-2010 10:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 654776)
I also said it should be a leap year which isn't until 2012.
You could coincide it with the Mayan Calendar and aim for December 21, 2012.:{>::D


Make your own music my friend. No one else can make it for you.



I believe that calls for a song....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIS8khAZDAg

clyde 06-07-2010 04:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 654776)
I also said it should be a leap year which isn't until 2012.
You could coincide it with the Mayan Calendar and aim for December 21, 2012.:{>::D


Make your own music my friend. No one else can make it for you.




Oh shut up.

clyde 06-07-2010 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 654824)
I believe that calls for a song....

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIS8khAZDAg



You are probably OscarMeyer in a horse suit.



Anything to make BrownSugah look good....ya make me sick.


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