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Mortimer 07-03-2008 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Yes. I would have given it 2 woody's up without the muscle flexing.



Oh my God.





Does that equate to at least an "excellent!"

Mortimer 07-03-2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
What morals?:D

EXCELLENT!!!






====D

====D

Rileyoriley 07-03-2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I will not accept ...''good."

acceptable?
commendable?
splendid?

Mortimer 07-03-2008 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
acceptable?
commendable?
?splendid

BETTAH!!

Rileyoriley 07-03-2008 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh my God.





Does that equate to at least an "excellent!"



2 woody's=standing ovation

Mortimer 07-03-2008 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
2 woody's=standing ovation

YYYYYYYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




YIPPIE!!



And now...knowing it don't git no better 'an 'at...I must rest.

Rileyoriley 07-03-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
YYYYYYYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




YIPPIE!!



And now...knowing it don't git no better 'an 'at...I must rest.


Me too. It's hard work being a critic. Please pay your respects to Bozo before you go.

TheSpyder 07-03-2008 09:28 PM

I would like to announce that I am running.........................

Standing ovarian?

Spyder

Mortimer 07-03-2008 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
They are Thebbies.



I see ...still a sissy to do what she must do....huh?

Mortimer 07-03-2008 11:04 PM

the ...CAH-SOL...is lonely,dark and deep,
and has no promises to keep,
to those who enter instead of sleep,
to those who enter instead of sleep,

Mortimer 07-03-2008 11:15 PM

give the draw string bells a little shake,
so we will know of your mistake,
you should not have come here as a lark,
in the night...when it's dark.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 11:22 PM

who haunts this ..CAH-SOL..you think you know,
i doubt you've ever seen him,though.
but he will not be stopping here,
to watch these spaces fill up with fear.

Mortimer 07-03-2008 11:27 PM

The Clown.





Shall visit BrownSugar...tonight...as she does sleep.

From under her bed...he will emit a peep.

geeker2 07-04-2008 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
I would like to announce that I am running.........................

Standing ovarian?

Spyder


"Ask not what Spyder can do for you, but what you can do for Spyder"


This is my mind's eye view of what really goes on in the CAH-SOL

http://youtube.com/watch?v=T4peDtxLazU

Mortimer 07-04-2008 08:59 AM

I'm sure Genuine Crazy Lady is waving all the NFL team flags today.

Mortimer 07-04-2008 09:59 AM

Because,as we know, without the NFL...there would be no USA.

Mortimer 07-04-2008 10:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
My favorite color!


:{>:


Still in ice bath...may take rest of month for full recovery.

FGFan 07-04-2008 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
See! I knew this was a soap opera! Although you could have thrown in Barnabas Collins since this takes place in a CAH-SOL.



Overall it was good UNTIL you got up and pumped your muscles. Alittle too much ego there. I give it 1 1/2 woody's up.:tro:

Well that and the blue navy tank top with the gray running shorts, made me think of Richard Simmons!

But you certainly topped the Franny novella, the mermaid in that one was confusing.

I'm with Deb-O-Deb...1 1/2.

Mortimer 07-04-2008 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Well that and the blue navy tank top with the gray running shorts, made me think of Richard Simmons!

But you certainly topped the Franny novella, the mermaid in that one was confusing.

I'm with Deb-O-Deb...1 1/2.



You read too much Harlequin.



Debbie understands....she's jealous of Tinkerbelle.

And I will not accept anything less than splendid.

Mortimer 07-04-2008 12:17 PM

But it will be interesting to hear Sighty-poo's take.
































Maybe not.

Mortimer 07-04-2008 12:21 PM

This brings back a recent memory.....I forgot to do Debbie.




I must write the opening Fetch Boy interview scene.

FGFan 07-04-2008 12:23 PM



No splendid until the tank top and running shorts are gone!!!!

Mortimer 07-04-2008 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan


No splendid until the tank top and running shorts are gone!!!!

I'm so embarrassed...got lost in threads again.



Anyhoo.....!OOOOOOOOOO!



ror!










You have to remember...it was Sara's in July....and just for the day scenes. It was hot, but I must say even I get excited when making muscles in the mirror with my famous navy blue tank top and gray running shorts.






Would you like a photo?

FGFan 07-04-2008 12:42 PM

Sure will you be wearing your black cape instead of the Richard Simmons outfit?

Mortimer 07-04-2008 02:34 PM

:mad:

Mortimer 07-04-2008 07:43 PM

I'm having bu koo trouble with the Fetch Boy interview scene.






I may have to scrap it.

Rileyoriley 07-04-2008 07:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan


No splendid until the tank top and running shorts are gone!!!!


This could be taken in so many different ways.;)

Rileyoriley 07-04-2008 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
This brings back a recent memory.....I forgot to do Debbie.




I must write the opening Fetch Boy interview scene.


Do Debbie???? If memory serves me right (and lately it hasn't), weren't there a series of porno movies back in the 70's? titled "Debbie Does (Dallas, etc.)?
If so, seems like I've done it all already.:D




























I just can't recall it.:zz:

Mortimer 07-04-2008 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Do Debbie???? If memory serves me right (and lately it hasn't), weren't there a series of porno movies back in the 70's? titled "Debbie Does (Dallas, etc.)?
If so, seems like I've done it all already.:D


I just can't recall it.:zz:

!OOOOOOOOOO!






But it's just MORTE' does Debbie this time around....it should go much easier on you.

Rileyoriley 07-04-2008 08:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
!OOOOOOOOOO!






But it's just MORTE' does Debbie this time around....it should go much easier on you.


Just no muscle flexing, ok?;)

Mortimer 07-04-2008 08:51 PM

That one will be mighty hard to give up.



But for you.....I will do my best.

Mortimer 07-04-2008 08:56 PM

You really should remove any mirrors in areas of your house where sexual activity may take place.

It would remove the temptation.

geeker2 07-04-2008 08:56 PM

maybe instead of flexing you could just pucker....

Mortimer 07-04-2008 08:57 PM

Well if I can't see myself what good does it do?

Mortimer 07-04-2008 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Just no muscle flexing, ok?;)

May I have a general description of your appearance?

It really would help me create more provocative scenes.

geeker2 07-04-2008 09:03 PM

that is an interesting thought..it is kind of like if a bear sh*ts in the woods






















who cleans it up?

Mortimer 07-04-2008 09:05 PM

So...you do see what I'm saying.


Debbie left...she always does when I bore her.

geeker2 07-04-2008 09:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
So...you do see what I'm saying.

Debbie left...she always does when I bore her.


Yes...and it is freeeeeking me the f**k out

Mortimer 07-05-2008 09:07 AM

You may now enjoy looking at the world through your new predator eyes.


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