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Mortimer 10-27-2007 08:40 PM

"I really admire your openess."

Rileyoriley 10-27-2007 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
"I seem to have lost my place."

As long as you didn't lose your log..........

Mortimer 10-27-2007 08:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
As long as you didn't lose your log..........



"No.....I still have a log on....UPS!!!....I mean I am still logged on.......oh forget it."

Rileyoriley 10-27-2007 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
"No.....I still have a log on....UPS!!!....I mean I am still logged on.......oh forget it."

So happy you found it.:)

Coach Pants 10-27-2007 08:53 PM

My three favorite trainers showed the world!! They showed 'em!!"

Rileyoriley 10-27-2007 08:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
My three favorite trainers showed the world!! They showed 'em!!"


Wouldn't it have been better if they'd have won or even placed?????

Mortimer 10-27-2007 08:55 PM

"Who is Baffert?"

Mortimer 10-27-2007 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
So happy you found it.:)




"I knew you would respond positively."

Coach Pants 10-27-2007 09:00 PM

"Go Buckeyes!"

Rileyoriley 10-27-2007 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
"I knew you would respond positively."

I try to be positive at all times. Unless it's more profitable to be negative.

Rileyoriley 10-27-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
"Go Buckeyes!"


Which race is "Buckeyes" running in? Is there a late night BC race???

Danzig 10-27-2007 09:18 PM

go nittany!

Mortimer 10-27-2007 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
"Go Buckeyes!"


THUD!

Mortimer 10-27-2007 09:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
go nittany!


BARF!

Mortimer 10-27-2007 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I try to be positive at all times. Unless it's more profitable to be negative.



Money means a lot to you.




I'll give you a cord for free.

Danzig 10-27-2007 09:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
BARF!

you gonna clean that up?

Mortimer 10-27-2007 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
you gonna clean that up?

You gonna give me my felatio-poo??

Danzig 10-27-2007 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You gonna give me my felatio-poo??


um

NO

Mortimer 10-27-2007 11:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig
um

NO

Well then you clean the mess up.....









...STINGY.

Coach Pants 10-27-2007 11:12 PM

I was wrong. Ohio State is good this year. God damnit."

Mortimer 10-28-2007 10:39 AM

'What is a football?"

Coach Pants 10-28-2007 02:28 PM

Farewell!! I'll see you in May!"

Coach Pants 10-28-2007 03:03 PM

"Stop talking about horses being hung!! I have children and they read the board!"

Mortimer 10-28-2007 04:51 PM

Why do they put seals on the track?

Mortimer 10-28-2007 04:52 PM

"I will come back in May for the Traverse at Hawthorne."

TheSpyder 10-28-2007 05:22 PM

Why didn't George Washington just cross the Deleware instead of being in that stupid race?

I also heard Hillary Clinton is running but could not find her in the entries anywhere.

Rileyoriley 10-28-2007 05:28 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Why didn't George Washington just cross the Deleware instead of being in that stupid race?

I also heard Hillary Clinton is running but could not find her in the entries anywhere.


She was going to run, then she wasn't, then she was, wasn't................

TheSpyder 10-28-2007 05:36 PM

Maybe looking for an off track. I hear she's a mudder. I'd take her over Oprah anyday.

Mortimer 10-28-2007 06:57 PM

Anyone got any weather reports for next May at Hawthorne???

Rileyoriley 10-28-2007 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Anyone got any weather reports for next May at Hawthorne???


Snow

Mortimer 10-28-2007 07:14 PM

Good.

Rileyoriley 10-28-2007 07:17 PM

Unless it rains.

Mortimer 10-28-2007 07:18 PM

I absolutely hate to bet in the rain.



I may do it anyways though.

Rileyoriley 10-28-2007 07:23 PM

Wear a raincoat.

Mortimer 10-28-2007 07:54 PM

Good idea.

Coach Pants 10-28-2007 07:56 PM

"I'm glad America won the BC!!"

Mortimer 10-28-2007 08:19 PM

"We won the British Cup!!?"

TheSpyder 10-28-2007 09:14 PM

Both wrong..we won the Jock Strap - i.e. "Breeders Cup"

Mortimer 10-28-2007 10:41 PM

..uh.......................may I say.......



















....perhaps this really has reached an end.

Coach Pants 10-28-2007 10:44 PM

"I was relieved when I found out that hind quarters aren't quarters that come out of a butthole."


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