That's why you're you and I'm me....you opinionated rim shot.

..bury me baby!!!!..

Good one.


Got yer e-mail....llloved it!!

Your poetic license just got revoked,elephant ears.

After realizing that sitting in the car in the garage with all the doors and windows taped shut...just ain't gonna duh it if the engine isn't running.

So heah ah is.


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What is it that is red with some blue...and kinda/sorta spidery webby and is located on someone's inner thigh so when you rub it.....................










thud


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Come to the light...yes..come. It's good,no? Think...you could have more. All the money you want, all the her pus.sy is ssssssssso hot!! you desire,fame...all of it.....just for one simple thing in return.


Uh, no thanks. I already gave at NerdyTrail.


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I can't wait for the Belmonts.


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You can't really live a true life if you do not try to put yourself in the minds of the hopeless and desperate.





Strike the "hopeless."



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Those of you shooting at me:


Exactly how many bullets with my name on them do ya have!!?

God!!..talk about no confidence.

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Gag on this, you baboons.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXq81-cGJr4

And now, another huge crowd tonight--by the way,I will venture out to see what the Padlock holds.


More near death experiences,I'm sure.

Was worse than I expected.

I spoke with Dave and Mary many times.




They are wonderful people.

:D I spit out my fig newton.

Since you're such a good friend, I'll let you borrow my "Lone Ranger" genuine cap gun (fully loaded of course).:{>:




By the way, who are the Belmonts? More importantly, will they be at the Belmont???

..whew!!..


I ub yo dupa,'Ebbie!!






I have spake with the Belmonts many times...Gregg and Hilda.


They are wonderful people.....will be munching with them at the Belmont....of course.



:{>::{>:

!!!!=:>!!!!

Someone had the audacity to yell at me this morning for something I said here in the Dooryard.

But being the swell guy I am,I considered all angles. I am not above issuing an apology if I misstepped.




And so....here it is:









( ( )








:p











meep meep!!!!....=:>












..and so forth...







They don't call me Morty Angel for no reason.

I expect you'll be wearing your finest gray suit of course. One must look their best when munching with the Belmont Belmonts. :)



My dupa ubs yo too!:{>:

fr&l-a!!!!




...sssso good!!!!...























thud

I think I am about to really upset some really good people.


We have here a gang of many who run about having some fun and maybe stretching things out a bit.I guess I stretch more than most.The thing is....when I say someone's pus.sy is sssssssssso hot!!---do you think I really know?Do you think I really mean it?

If I say Ryan is a dumb as.s......well that's a bad example.

If I say KRAG is a dumb as.s......there I go again.






Start over...


...if I say someone may be fucl<ing someone else...do you really think I mean it?

If I talk about Sighty's varicose vein ( where ever it is)...do you really think I have seen it?




So maybe I do stretch more than others who do their fair share of stretching.


But, and I know many will be in stone cold shock over this,....I don't really mean it and and I do in fact mock myself...many,many times.



Had to get that out.

I am not going to do certain things anymore and that will have to include yakking in one form or another with some very nice people.




I also will forever wonder about some people here who's opinion is so easily swayed by baboons.

That one I will never quite get around.








I still can't quit MakeMusic4Me.

We'll see, but don't think I will change my mind.

TravestyStone...stick to just yakking out the call of the race---OK?

I'm a beleiver.........I aint lyin, so I know you aint LYIN!

You mean the collection of boo bee pictures you forwarded....(and deb's and franny's dupas) were photoshopped.... say it aint soooooo!!!!

Ummm yeah well. :D

I'm reading your posts and I still don't have a clue as to how to multi quote (I can multi other things though) so really fast...

1. Drosslemeyer told me he's gonna win so there ya go.

2. We're twins cause while I didn't do the car engine thing I did wonder where I could, conceivably, hang myself. I decided the dining room would work the best.

3. Who is fuc**ng who(m)? Doesn't every one know everything? Perhaps we need a running thread. :eek:

4. Don't waste your time thinking about baboons when you could be thinking about hot p..... :D

5. I guess that's okay that you said Travis could call whatever but if you had said Vic? We'd have a chance, albeit a small one, of getting God (aka Stone Gossard Esquire) down here.

I think that's it for now, Morty Angel.

Hi Herkhorse! Can I have a Fig Newton? I don't really like them but you know I like you so pass one over and I'll pretend it's the best tasting thing evah!

Well, second best. :eek:

well, I do have an oreo cookie you can have

Thank you. :p

anyone have a list of cheap exotic truck stops on the oHIo interstate system?

can we get something like this and make it a sticky?

o nevermind :mad:

!!



ror!!..you are not helping!

This is getting ssso bad.

Gooey is fucl<ing CookieMan.

Will come back to get this one,Gooey.

excellent suck up to the Thebby :tro:

Thank you so much.



You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Now now, Cookie Man is married.

Oh wait... I like married men.

Just remembered though, he has a very young daughter so he's off limits (... although he did once start a Hucking Hot thread. I remember cause I was a fan... I remember way too many stupid things).

Back to married men... I think we need a thread on what group makes the best lover(s). Something like that...

Oh last thing... before you make fun of me for wanting to shove his cookies in my mouth and savor them for a long, long time? I'm sorry dear one but didn't you and Geeker exchange little hearts on the Belmont thread or am I imagining that? :p

I second this.

Fine work, Sir.

Multiple pies.

But will it lure the Ultimate Predator out of hiding is the question?

Yes..you are imagining that one.

Have been out of commission for a long time,but the memory is beginning to come back now.The territory south of the navel...think I may now know how to assault that bunker .

Would like to give it a whirl.





(I'm really losing it...I can't believe I answered this.)

In case you missed it some excellent suck up work to you too :tro:

Thank you.


I'm going to win another Haskell.

[quote=my miss storm cat;651410]Ummm yeah well. :D

I'm reading your posts and I still don't have a clue as to how to multi quote (I can multi other things though) so really fast...

You remind me so much of Sharon Doubiago.

1. Drosslemeyer told me he's gonna win so there ya go.

And he told EmptyTram Adam would win...and Travesty that Ice Box will win...and so on.Do you see what he is doing?


2. We're twins cause while I didn't do the car engine thing I did wonder where I could, conceivably, hang myself. I decided the dining room would work the best.

!!

I'd love to hang you in the dining room----quite fitting.

3. Who is fuc**ng who(m)? Doesn't every one know everything? Perhaps we need a running thread. :eek:

!!OOOOOOOOOO!!


4. Don't waste your time thinking about baboons when you could be thinking about hot p..... :D

Let's get to that dining room...very fast!

5. I guess that's okay that you said Travis could call whatever but if you had said Vic? We'd have a chance, albeit a small one, of getting God (aka Stone Gossard Esquire) down here.



Travesty is at Louisiana Downs--no? Got lost in that area one early,early morning.The place looks like an amusement park.

I think that's it for now, Morty Angel.

O=:>

I may have upset everyone now.

I don't mean to.









Yes I do.

=:>

More breaking news......this is going to cause a lot of trouble.



Mrs. Sirloin ( CM Oreo of Less,Oklahoma ) is fucl<ing The Care-la (of Mess, Opotamia.)

This is pee garden hearing the breaking news from 2mins2toast

Mrs. Sirloin? CM Oreos is a she?

Drag queen?

Who is The Car-la and Coach... is the 2 mins to toast news sex on the beach-related or more pontificating or what?

I am SO confused. :wf

Should have read "The Care-la"..made the change.





If I have to explain the rest....you should follow things more bettah.