"I wonder if Smokey Stover puts out stove fires."

" Is Pat Day riding Wait A While?"

"It will take an act of God to beat Preachin Man in the Juvy Turf"

"What is Ted Danson doing in a horse race?"

" Why do people jump in the garbage cans at the race track?"

" Why are 2 men in the paddock at Vermouth getting in a Cannonball suit?"

"I hear there is a Talent Search at Mamouth. Is Paula Abdul going to be there?"

" I think I should start heading for Moomouse.How far is that from Ohio? Where is it again? What happened to Connecticut? What races are there again? I want to get Bafferts phonograph for my track records."

"It must be very wet there. I hope people brought their shell phones."

"If you're at Vermouth and have an umbrella then share it. Kelp your neighbor."

"I'm sure peanut butter and jellyfish are on the Mamouth menu today."

"Don't listen if a trout comes up to you at Mamouth."

" I gotta go.

Best fishes,
mdf."

"Hear we go!!"

I would like to addrress the sliming from Mr. Trayson earlier in this thread.It seems to me..if I recall correctly...that several people here expressed chagrin over what seemed to be the end of this thread. Dannie-Poo was one of them ( Ya still owe me a felatio-poo,Dannie). So I and a few others try and keep it going...and what happens? I get slimed. Did the few others get slimed?

No.



But I did....right?




Right.




So...my "GOOD" friend.... Mr. Mayson-----thank you SO much for taking your personal time to express to EVERYONE here your petty opinion about how miserably I was performing.

You people can find yourself another whipping boy....don't look at me for help in the future.

"What does Log Out Mortimer mean??"

"The good guys won today!! Yee haw!!"

It means your zipper is down Morty.:D

Morty,
Are you serious??? twas not my intention to seriously slime ya....sorry if ya took it that way...You know I admire your work...the good, the bad, and the ugly.

good one!!

No.

I cannot belief the filthy minds around here.





I'm putting you on ignore ma'am.

Oh shucky darn...thanks.





I didn't know you had seen my log ,too.

Deb O Deb....seems someone is having an off day this evening....was probably a bad day for the ZC's

"I killed it today!!"

"Now that I know everything that happened, I'll say how everything should have been done. Who should have been bet, who should, or should not, have run"

'oh, and i'll be one hundred percent right'.



i swear some people must have cheat sheets on how to turn on the 'puter.

"I hit the pick one!!!!!!!!!!!"

Is "ignore" a prescription drug???????:D

" Ignore is my log's name."

"Got any Beyers?"

oooooo....much better

"Hossy is a rag"


"Hey Dannie......nice backside signature."

"What happened to the 5?"

Excellent comeback!!!


I bow to your brilliance.

ror!!






How stupid do you think I am?

"I recognize your achievement."

"I am aware of your position."

"I would like to extend my greetings."

"I seem to have lost my place."