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Antitrust32 09-29-2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Move the subject along.

I have a question for the girls who like girls.

The women at my school who switch hit seem to like me.
How should I interpret this?

I was told by others (mostly men coaches) they dont
like men. They are men haters. Now they dont like me, like me, but they like me. Now of course I had no idea they were lesbian, but was told
they were and that the fact that they liked me was odd.

Sooooo.... I was feeling like I am supposed to do something
extremely manly so they would not like me as this hatred should
be the natural order of things...
That they should not like me because they hate men.

I must add I am horrible at determining sexual preferences of
others. I got lucky with my wife as she likes me likes me.
Sometimes.

I will await the answer on how I should interpret that they hate men,
but not me. But they do not like me, like me. They merely like me.
This way I can tell the coaches that they tolerate me, but actually
hate me.
And then everyone will be cool just like on this board.


I :{>: men. I :{>: way more men then women (who I feel 90% of need to be on prozac)

its just women have something I want... and men dont have it!

GBBob 09-29-2008 03:19 PM

[quote=Antitrust32]I :{>: men. I :{>: way more men then women (who I feel 90% of need to be on prozac)

its just women have something I want... and men dont have it![/QUOTE]

I know the feeling;)

Antitrust32 09-29-2008 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ateamstupid
Please don't say that..

Hey I'm not ashamed to say I'm a hardcore conservative..... lesbian.

I had a date with an ex the other night.. and I brought up politics, and said "I doesnt bother me that I cant get married cause it saves me the trouble of divorce."

Well I was hoping that she would laugh but she didnt. :confused:

Antitrust32 09-29-2008 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dalakhani
like fag hag? have you ever gotten that one?

a fag hag is someone (female) who is straight and loves to hang out with gay men like all the time.

I've heard that but its never been directed to me.

Mortimer 09-29-2008 03:41 PM

fag hag

Antitrust32 09-29-2008 03:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
fag hag

Hossy will be mad when he sees this.

pgardn 09-29-2008 07:20 PM

I chickened out.
I could not ask them.
Really did not have the time anyway.

So instead I asked a student that has been
blind from birth about dreams. Does she
dream mostly about feeling and hearing,
and what does she "see" in her mind's eye
when contemplating
color.

It was very interesting.

Mortimer 09-29-2008 07:22 PM

This guy's begging for the vice squad.

pgardn 09-29-2008 07:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
This guy's begging for the vice squad.

Its a tough life being curious about others.
Tell me how many popped pimple puss spots
were on your mirror Mort?

I know ya looked
long enough to get a
good count.

Mortimer 09-29-2008 07:38 PM

Yes ,sir...I'm Lt. Greenwood from the Westerville Police Department.

Uh...we've got several very odd reports about you,Mr.Garden.

Now let's see. I guess first is....uh --ya mind takin' your hands out of your pockets,sir? That bugs me. Thanks........Now the first thing is this most recent report about the blind student of yours where you commenced to ask her in private how she feels things...and what does she dream about feelin'.


Is that right,sir?


What the fucl< was that supposed to mean---exactly?

Mortimer 09-29-2008 07:40 PM

Were you tryin' to imply she should touch your penis,sir?

pgardn 09-29-2008 08:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
What the fucl< was that supposed to mean---exactly?

Tactile sir.
Finger tips are very important Lt. Westerwoody.

Now about that puss on your mirror.

If we took a sample of this Lt., would we,
or would we not see little tadpoles swimming
around under the scope? We have conflicting
evidence about where this bodily fluid came
from.

-Detective Gardenhosehead.


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