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Exceller 06-16-2006 10:00 AM

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Originally Posted by whorstman
I friend once told me, men are like a fine wine that gets better w/ age, and women are kinda like an open 2 liter. Not my quote, but kinda funny.;)

I think Socrates said that too. Couldn't be more true. :eek:

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:04 AM

As my momma always said "it is just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor man".


You guys are all a bunch of pervs. NOT ALL HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. JAILBAIT DUDES!

And by the way, women in their 30s are at their highest sexual peak. If you haven't realized that yet, then maybe you haven't reached the maturity level women in their 30s want and maybe ya better stick with the young ones who don't know any better!

GPK 06-16-2006 10:06 AM

My preference is 38-43 age range. Women are FANTASTIC at that age.

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
As my momma always said "it is just as easy to love a rich man as it is to love a poor man".


You guys are all a bunch of pervs. NOT ALL HIGH SCHOOL GIRLS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18. JAILBAIT DUDES!

And by the way, women in their 30s are at their highest sexual peak. If you haven't realized that yet, then maybe you haven't reached the maturity level women in their 30s want and maybe ya better stick with the young ones who don't know any better!

High School is too young. Just out of college is perfect. Women are at their peak in their 30's because that is when they realize they are just about out of the game. Desperation sets in and they are willing to do anything. ;)

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
Actually men peak in the eyes of women when they are making the most cash in their lives, usually in their 40-50's. The thing that makes a guy stand at full mast is a young woman, not some woman his same age. ;)


Money isn't everything dude. Gotta have a hot A$$ to catch attention these days. NEWS FLASH: Most women worth having make their own money and want boy toys to play with. :p

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
My preference is 38-43 age range. Women are FANTASTIC at that age.

Dude, they should be heading to pasture around that age.

dr. fager 06-16-2006 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
My preference is 38-43 age range. Women are FANTASTIC at that age.

hmm...would be nice if they died first:cool: :cool:

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
High School is too young. Just out of college is perfect. Women are at their peak in their 30's because that is when they realize they are just about out of the game. Desperation sets in and they are willing to do anything. ;)


I have been a happily married women for six years now. No desperation needed for me. That excuse doesn't work. Try again dude.

GPK 06-16-2006 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
Dude, they should be heading to pasture around that age.

Dont knock it till you try it bro....Im telling you...they are more secure at that age, less inhibited, much more passionate...

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
I have been a happily married women for six years now. No desperation needed for me. That excuse doesn't work. Try again dude.

The women are always happily married, its the guys that aren't. :)

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Dont knock it till you try it bro....Im telling you...they are more secure at that age, less inhibited, much more passionate...


See Kev is mature and smart enough to figure it out. Come on dudes!

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
The women are always happily married, its the guys that aren't. :)


My hubby is. Trust me I know. :o :o :o

dr. fager 06-16-2006 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Dont knock it till you try it bro....Im telling you...they are more secure at that age, less inhibited, much more passionate...


....ask my buddy wait until they hit menopause you'll be singing a new tune:D

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
The women are always happily married, its the guys that aren't. :)


And the ones that aren't probably married the wrong woman. As Ron White would say "Ya can't fix Stupid. Stupid is FOREVER!"

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
See Kev is mature and smart enough to figure it out. Come on dudes!

Kev is just saying what the ladies want to hear. Put some 22 yr old women on here and he will switch in a second. Men like fast horses, young women and good whiskey. Just the way they are wired.

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
The women are always happily married, its the guys that aren't. :)

WRONG. LOL Mine was "happily" married and I wasn't...

Hope your woman makes you happy... High Finance sure didn't deliver! :p

whorstman 06-16-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Money isn't everything dude. Gotta have a hot A$$ to catch attention these days. NEWS FLASH: Most women worth having make their own money and want boy toys to play with. :p


Truth be told, baby you can call me Tonka! I don't mind being a boy toy. :D

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
....ask my buddy wait until they hit menopause you'll be singing a new tune:D

They all hit menopause at 30 for me. Men are like stallions, they need variety.

GPK 06-16-2006 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
....ask my buddy wait until they hit menopause you'll be singing a new tune:D

My tune may change when I get older, but for the time being young, immature airheads that just lay there in bed hold ZERO appeal for me. Give me a real woman that don't mind a little "bump and grind"

Remember that song?? "I don't see nothing wrong....with a little bump and grind..."

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
Kev is just saying what the ladies want to hear. Put some 22 yr old women on here and he will switch in a second. Men like fast horses, young women and good whiskey. Just the way they are wired.

Sure they do... but they like good sex too... and sometimes they're getting that with their older wives and enjoying it. Also... your gf is my age... did you let her know that you'll be through with her in about 4-5 years? LOL

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
WRONG. LOL Mine was "happily" married and I wasn't...

Hope your woman makes you happy... High Finance sure didn't deliver! :p


My woman is great because she is a realist. She knows men were not made to settle down with one person. Men need variety. What do you think guys are doing buying all the mens magazines, reading them? :D

GPK 06-16-2006 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
Kev is just saying what the ladies want to hear. Put some 22 yr old women on here and he will switch in a second. Men like fast horses, young women and good whiskey. Just the way they are wired.


Exceller...when I was 31 I was with a 20 YO for a while. Pleasant to look at, but NO CLUE when it came to sex.

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:18 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
My tune may change when I get older, but for the time being young, immature airheads that just lay there in bed hold ZERO appeal for me. Give me a real woman that don't mind a little "bump and grind"

Remember that song?? "I don't see nothing wrong....with a little bump and grind..."

The ones that just lay there in bed hold zero appeal for anyone. You have to train them correctly, just like a young horse. :eek:

dr. fager 06-16-2006 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
My tune may change when I get older, but for the time being young, immature airheads that just lay there in bed hold ZERO appeal for me. Give me a real woman that don't mind a little "bump and grind"

Remember that song?? "I don't see nothing wrong....with a little bump and grind..."


oh boy...Erin ain't going to like that immature airhead thing!!!!

that's not my type of music, so uh no. Is it the backdoor boys?

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
My woman is great because she is a realist. She knows men were not made to settle down with one person. Men need variety. What do you think guys are doing buying all the mens magazines, reading them? :D

In other words... your woman is a skank who allows herself "variety" also? That's all fine and dandy, but I would be worried about STD's and garbage like that. I don't mind my boyfriend looking, but I sure as hell don't want him touching. If he wants to play that game, he can, but not with me. I understand how men are wired, but luckily not all men are classless.

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Exceller...when I was 31 I was with a 20 YO for a while. Pleasant to look at, but NO CLUE when it came to sex.

You have to train them correctly. Do yearlings know how to run correctly until somebody trains them? You can always teach them, but you can't make them look any better. Just like horses, you can always teach them, but the slows ones will always be slow. :D

GPK 06-16-2006 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
oh boy...Erin ain't going to like that immature airhead thing!!!!

that's not my type of music, so uh no. Is it the backdoor boys?

You never told me how old Erin is...you and she both know I would never talk bad about my girl.:D

dr. fager 06-16-2006 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
You never told me how old Erin is...you and she both know I would never talk bad about my girl.:D

She'll be 30 soon, she's not as immature and airheaded as Cajun!:eek: :eek: :eek:

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
In other words... your woman is a skank who allows herself "variety" also? That's all fine and dandy, but I would be worried about STD's and garbage like that. I don't mind my boyfriend looking, but I sure as hell don't want him touching. If he wants to play that game, he can, but not with me. I understand how men are wired, but luckily not all men are classless.

There is no variety while I am dating someone, but they understand when the lease is up I might decide not to buy.

GPK 06-16-2006 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by dr.***er
She'll be 30 soon, she's not as immature and airheaded as Cajun!:eek: :eek: :eek:


DOH!!!!:eek: I'll let you slide since your family on that comment...lol

whorstman 06-16-2006 10:23 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Exceller...when I was 31 I was with a 20 YO for a while. Pleasant to look at, but NO CLUE when it came to sex.

You need to quit, dude, seriously, I just posted almost the same thing!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
There is no variety while I am dating someone, but they understand when the lease is up I might decide not to buy.

One of these days, you may decide to buy and she may want to be turned in instead of staying with you... ;) Don't burn all your bridges.

Buffymommy 06-16-2006 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
In other words... your woman is a skank who allows herself "variety" also? That's all fine and dandy, but I would be worried about STD's and garbage like that. I don't mind my boyfriend looking, but I sure as hell don't want him touching. If he wants to play that game, he can, but not with me. I understand how men are wired, but luckily not all men are classless.


AMEN Cajun!

Those of you "variety" men. You are going to live a very lonely life. Very sad too. You miss out on a lot of good things. Not all women nag, call all the time, etc... Just like not all men are pigs like you guys like to claim to be but I bet if your woman was reading this board you would be like "yes, dear". :D

skippy3481 06-16-2006 10:25 AM

So about that first race at churchill ?

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
One of these days, you may decide to buy and she may want to be turned in instead of staying with you... ;) Don't burn all your bridges.

There is always another car on the lot, if you know what I mean. Maybe in 10-15 yrs I will settle down, but I don't cheat on women and know right now I like variety. Keeps me young.

GPK 06-16-2006 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by whorstman
You need to quit, dude, seriously, I just posted almost the same thing!!
:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:


It's the truth aint bro? It's one thing when we are 20 and all we are doing is trying to bust a nut...but as we get older, things change. I love me a passionate woman.

whorstman 06-16-2006 10:29 AM

Well, I would just like to say, that I LOVE WOMEN! They are the reason I wake up everyday and live life. They are the # 1 reason why I am NOT gay. A lot of guys say they are only good for one thing, but hey, If they wash dishes, well, thats two. JJ by the way:D :D

Cajungator26 06-16-2006 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Exceller
There is always another car on the lot, if you know what I mean. Maybe in 10-15 yrs I will settle down, but I don't cheat on women and know right now I like variety. Keeps me young.

You'll be too old in 10-15 years... nothing worse than old farts trying to court a young woman to be his wife by driving around in his "mid-life crisis car." LOL You remind me of my boss... he is a miserable old clod. He FINALLY settled down and is married to a gold digging biatch (20 years younger) who calls him all the time and gives him no action in the sack. It's no wonder he's always trying to cheat on her! You get what you deserve though.

Exceller 06-16-2006 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Buffymommy
AMEN Cajun!

Those of you "variety" men. You are going to live a very lonely life. Very sad too. You miss out on a lot of good things. Not all women nag, call all the time, etc... Just like not all men are pigs like you guys like to claim to be but I bet if your woman was reading this board you would be like "yes, dear". :D

I am never lonely. Most of my relationships last about two years and then I get tired and move on. All men would do the same if they could. After 2yrs there isn't much to do that hasn't already been done. Don't marry them and they can't take your money when it is over.

whorstman 06-16-2006 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
It's the truth aint bro? It's one thing when we are 20 and all we are doing is trying to bust a nut...but as we get older, things change. I love me a passionate woman.

No doubt, I have had enough booty In my time to where I need her to be as into it as I am. Done playing around w/ girls, I love women.


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