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Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
What happened to the world record holder down under? You must be one hell of a teaser pony...
That was before I was gelded :eek:

Cajungator26 10-10-2006 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
That was before I was gelded :eek:
LMFAO... :D

Did you know that geldings can still... well... :eek:

kentuckyrosesinmay 10-10-2006 10:20 PM
Oh that was pretty funny Pillow Pants. LOL. This thread is cracking me up. LMAO.

Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
LMFAO... :D

Did you know that geldings can still... well... :eek:

We have to resort to lots of phone sex and tantric sessions....

Cajungator26 10-10-2006 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
We have to resort to lots of phone sex and tantric sessions....
I've seen a few break out of the phone sex/tantric paddock. Perhaps it's your turn to be set loose! :D

Coach Pants 10-10-2006 10:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I've seen a few break out of the phone sex/tantric paddock. Perhaps it's your turn to be set loose! :D
I've seen them drop a few souvenirs as well. Always a good sign.

Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I've seen a few break out of the phone sex/tantric paddock. Perhaps it's your turn to be set loose! :D
I'm actually in the process of having a vet invent a way to undo my surgery and install Belgium horse balls in my scrotum sac.....hey, its the plastic surgery age, baby...don't knock it till you try it :D

Cajungator26 10-10-2006 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
I'm actually in the process of having a vet invent a way to undo my surgery and install Belgium horse balls in my scrotum sac.....hey, its the plastic surgery age, baby...don't knock it till you try it :D
I think I'll pass on the "nuts implant" for myself... I kinda like it "nutless" down there for myself. :p

Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:36 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I think I'll pass on the "nuts implant" for myself... I kinda like it "nutless" down there for myself. :p
yeah, girls don't like nut :eek: ...I mean....

Cajungator26 10-10-2006 10:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
yeah, girls don't like nut :eek: ...I mean....
Why, are you saying you like em on chicks? Damn, babe... do you have stock in Planters? :D

Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:44 PM
Had to delete that one before Steve sends me a 'fishy' email about taking my balls elsewhere :D

Cajungator26 10-10-2006 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
Had to delete that one before Steve sends me a 'fishy' email about taking my balls elsewhere :D
Pretty sure I'll be getting the same message. :D

Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Pretty sure I'll be getting the same message. :D
Screw the Charles Hatton room, I want the Champagne Room added to this mofo, you dig?

Coach Pants 10-10-2006 10:47 PM

Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
This guy is classic with the photos...just classic baby

Cajungator26 10-10-2006 10:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
Screw the Charles Hatton room, I want the Champagne Room added to this mofo, you dig?
I'm "down"... haha.

Coach Pants 10-10-2006 10:52 PM

Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:53 PM
PP is Johnny on the muphikin spot, you heard...:cool:

Cajungator26 10-10-2006 10:55 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
PP is Johnny on the muphikin spot, you heard...:cool:
So, he's showing the nuts pic... where's the rest of it? :D

Coach Pants 10-10-2006 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
So, he's showing the nuts pic... where's the rest of it? :D

Cunningham Racing 10-10-2006 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
So, he's showing the nuts pic... where's the rest of it? :D
Lost it in a war accident....or did he say 'whore' accident....not sure..:D

Cajungator26 10-10-2006 10:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
HAHA!!! Classic! :D

Bold Brooklynite 10-11-2006 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Oh lucky you. :)
Luck had nothing to do with it ... and besides ...

... it wasn't the same Powerscourt you're thinking of.

dellinger63 10-11-2006 09:28 PM
I'm LMAO my God

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by dellinger63
I'm LMAO my God
Can't you see the halos around our heads? :D

Cunningham Racing 10-11-2006 09:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Can't you see the halos around our heads? :D
You're back on this thread?...Well, here we go: :D

Halos arounds which head? Is that what they call a modern day hummer?

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
You're back on this thread?...Well, here we go: :D

Halos arounds which head? Is that a modern day hummer?
I think that would be called a c ock ring. :p

Cunningham Racing 10-11-2006 10:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I think that would be called a c ock ring. :p

Helluva way to ask someone to marry you.....:D

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 10:04 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
Helluva way to ask someone to marry you.....:D
Since I don't have a third "leg", the ring wouldn't be on my "finger." LMFAO...

Do you prefer gold or platinum? :D

Cunningham Racing 10-11-2006 10:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Since I don't have a third "leg", the ring wouldn't be on my "finger." LMFAO...

Do you prefer gold or platinum? :D
Stainless Steel, actually...............soft medals would break under the stress of that equipment

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
Stainless Steel, actually...............soft medals would break under the stress of that equipment
So... we're back to two handing it, eh? I love it! :D

Cunningham Racing 10-11-2006 10:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
So... we're back to two handing it, eh? I love it! :D
Yep, and you ALWAYS handle it with two hands.....always :D

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 10:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
Yep, and you ALWAYS handle it with two hands.....always :D
Not if my mouth can help it. ;)

Cunningham Racing 10-11-2006 10:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Not if my mouth can help it. ;)
Remember, your Dentist advised against that....

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 10:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
Remember, your Dentist advised against that....
Nah, a little protein never hurt anybody. :D

my miss storm cat 10-11-2006 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bold Brooklynite
Luck had nothing to do with it ... and besides ...

... it wasn't the same Powerscourt you're thinking of.
Aaaah..... the place he was named after. Nice. :)

The waterfall looks absolutely beautiful. Hope you had a lovely time.

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 10:28 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
You're still getting that, just as a suppository....you were losing too many teeth in the process the other way.....
Damn, babe... don't know what happened to you, but I don't use my teeth. (And yes, they're all there even though I like Nascar. :p ) LMFAO! :eek:

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 10:34 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
You don't use them and you have them all now just because you can take your dentures out when its showtime.....I hated knocking them all out but, hey, when you have to hold with two hands....well....the mouth can't hold it
Classic... although, I think that if anything, my throat would be the problem... what did you do with that? :D

Cunningham Racing 10-11-2006 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Classic... although, I think that if anything, my throat would be the problem... what did you do with that? :D
I don't know about the throat, but I think I removed your spleen on accident the other day....

Cajungator26 10-11-2006 10:39 PM
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Originally Posted by Cunningham Racing
I don't know about the throat, but I think I removed your spleen on accident the other day....
No, darlin, that would have been my liver... and you might want to check to see if your own is still there too...


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