A little bit confused sistah so I need you explain something.

If Burbon Courage does not and I repeat does not have a colorful tail can I still use him?

Also wondering if, since Old Dog and I missed this past weekend.... can we play it now even though we're late?

Am a big Gemologist fan and so had to ask.

Thanks much.

You may use horses with colored tails, non-colored tails, no tails, and hair extensions.

Both of you may feel free to post your picks from the haskell now but you may not check past race charts. Fair enough???:D


HEY CLYDE!!!!!! We need your race analysis for the West Virginny Derby.:rolleyes:

I have received Clyde's super duper, spectacular race analysis of the WVirginny. However some of the lead in is a trifle confusing (I know! Hard to believe :zz:). I need to check on some things before I post it.

I have received my instructions and I will follow them just to shut him-I mean make him happy.:D





Thu, Aug 02, 2012 04:31 PM
Ah legally, though only momentarily, take over this thread in pursuit of brangin' criminals ta justice. Mah name is Lt. Greenwoood, Boomont P'lice Dept.Got me a warrant for a Miss A. Woodshed who may well also be harborin' another criminal bah the name a Justonius . Both these should be considered ta be armed an' dang'rous.We believe they may be hangin' out here.Do not trah ta ape-ree-hand these dang;rous sadwanders yerself.If yew know their where'bouts, pm me.Ah been trackin' Miss Barnsad fer about 4 years now and would love ta stick her as.s in the hoosgow.

Thank yew.

================================================== ==

Good Grief.

I'm frightened.

Deb-O-Deb....hold me!!





Thank you so much.I feel safe now. Also love feeling your boo bees squeeze into my chest.

Alrighty then!

Lt. Greenwood will love this.






THE WEST VIRGINNY REALLY,REALLY BIG DEAL BELLY RUBBIN' KINTUCKY DERBY!!


YAY!










1....MACHO COW


Well he did win the Mountaineer 500.

Why is there not an East Virginny?

Just thayin'.



So anyways....


crinkle...


trash can





2....ZERO OF ORDER


Is here only to watch the Dance of the Virgins after the race...should they find any to dance.




crinkle...


trash can





3....ZE CAMELSPOT


Unshore as to origin.French? Iraqi?

Does it really matter?



Ah don't thank so.




crinkle...


trash can






4....MACHO MACHO








crinkle crinkle...


trash can trash can







5....MORGAN'S GUERRILLA


Could this be Morgan David?

Do you know how to make Morgan David wine?

Slap him.



ha-ha!!..ssssso funny! Get it? wine-whine?


Oh never mind.





CRINK-EL!...


trash can







6....CALLED A NERD


Good deal.






nyyyoooooow!!


thud







7.....LE BERNARDIN



Sounds like a woman's hot lingerie.

Toe bed zees es hawsey rec-ing....although I am now experiencing woody growth.I am very impressionable. Ah wonder if The Debber could tell us what she is wearing down under?





Like she will.

She won't.

Honula will though!!






She has absolutely no pride....that's why I like the little first degree griddle sizzler!



I forgot what I was talking about.

Fucl<age.







8....DRUNKEN GUTLESS SLOB


He lives in his own world of fantasy.

Oh , I do too....but at least I'm not a drunk.




crinkle...


trash can









9....YAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!


KEEPAHKEEPAH!!KEEPAH!KEEPAH!KEEPAHKEEPAH!!KEEPAH!K EEPAH!

Make him look like a Zebrah!!








10....Grant's Pen


Out of ink,paint his tail pink.

But this is West Virginny,paint his pud All The Way Grey....it's Purpley Sky's and Rainbows City.





whiiiiirrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!











The chicken dinnah winnah is....YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!


I choose all of Arletta's picks for the erotics.

WHOA!

I mean exotics.



For purposes of safety....I also will use SightyPooKins' Steive Outs.

Perhaps she will do a dupa rub dance with her BWR.


And perhaps not.





Any similarity between my Imaginary Friends and My Miss Cardvark Bait's Imaginary Horsey Picks is embarrassing.....I mean merely a coincidence.


I do not know how to stop this.





Perhaps if Danny stopped yakking.

Maybe AllButtons will dart her.

And a certain "spiritual philanthropist" hasn't updated the score in the Aurora ,Colorado thread.












THE END






( stop that applauding!! )

Whoa!

Can't win for losing that's for sure. :p


Very Fine work once again Clyde :{>:

This place really needs Clyde back.... It's a ghost town anymore.

:eek:

Oh do be quiet.

I like Cardie. :o

Ah do.

JESUS ****ING CHRIST I EDITED IT BUT THE FEELING REMAINS AND SO DOES THE I LIKE HIM LINE SO GO TO HELL.

What was I saying again?

Oh yeah since Gemologist was my actual stellar pick for the other thingie last weekend I shall continue my hot streak of losers and choose him.

Now as far as the West V. Racie Poo I like Mr. Hansen Esquire to win even though there are no odds and will use my good and sweet and very fast horsie Bourbon Courage and Macho Macho (who is known as Macho MacHo on the pps)

http://www.kiaranmclaughlinracing.co...ic/brisnet.cfm

Which is right?

Hansen / Bourbon Courage / Macho MacHO or Macho Macho (depending).

So who are you picking Clyde?

Ummmm MMSC... I have some very good happy pills I can sell ya for $2 dollah :D....

Just ignore Clydey-poo... He is just in a little state of confusion lately due to an overdose of some potent juice he drank. ;)



As far as my picks... Here they are:


Call To Serve - WPS

W/ Hansen and Le Bernardin

Happy pills, huh? I'll take the lot of them. :D

O.k, just be aware that you will need to buy a juicing machine before hand.


lmao!!


Sorry.... private joke :p

Maybe I can borrow one from Jeff Mullins.

WV Derby


Macho MacHo WPS

pretty boxes w/ Hansen and Bourbon Courage

So tell me is it really Macho MacHo or not?

I am so confused! :D

A vital matter... simply must know before i leave or my entire evening will be ruined!

I'm sorry. I don't know if Macho Mac is a 'Ho or not. The other horses aren't talking. Perhaps Riot can check with Harry Reid's sources and get back to you.:D



'Ho update! Reid's "source" said Macho Mac was seen at a Chick Fil A with an unnamed filly. According to said "source", Macho did not pay sales tax on his meal.

We don't have Chick Fil A here but the thread is a lot of fun. :D

I have to go with Hansen WPS
with Le Bernardin & (of course) Bourbon Courage.
:{>:
:D
:tro:

Brilliant!! :tro::tro:

Thanks. Wish I was doing as well in the saratoga contest.:p


I now must go talk Clyde off the ledge after his favorite horsey bombed.:D

Current:
Me-$167.70
Sighty-$107.10
Arletta-$31.60
MMSC-0
Herky-0
Old Dog-0
Clyde-0

Let's end this with the Travers.:)

I don't think we have them around here either. I don't eat fast food so I've never noticed.

Well, hell.

At least the bourbon is tasty.

Nice!

A message from Clyde:

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I have been told that if I cannot lay nice with humans,then do not play at all.That means I will not be playing with most of you any longer..

Mom: I hate you for jinxing Hansen, but at least you kept the trophy within the family....deeply incestuous as it is;I wish to paint your boo bees blue.


The race was fixed, but fine work all the same.

:baby:

Oh geez is the baby refusing to come out from under his blankie?

Maybe someone can get him a balloon or a cookie or something since the nice pony made him a widdwe sad.

I think the Hershey bar did the trick :)


He has stated that he is "officially" off the Hansen Dog & Squishy Pony Show.

My response to Clyde:

Since I was on vacay (photos to follow!) don't I automatically get the winner as my WPS and the post time favorite as my exacta box buddy in the inny-bred derby?

Since I was on vacay (photos to follow!) don't I automatically get the winner as my WPS and the post time favorite as my exacta box buddy in the inny-bred derby?

Well duh I would assume so!

I shall bring it up at the next ClydeVivor Committee meeting and posting it twice without ANY vacay photos will not impress Ned and Hydra.:D

ROR!

Excuse me but this is not allowed... we must have vacay pics or we will be forced to send handicapperernie to your home to find them.

Ned and Hydra are quite perturbed. Such nice people too.

I took a lot of photos of the surfers. :D

Ned and Hydra still haven't sent me the cranberry coleslaw from the Hattie's stand. :mad:

Whoever (finally!) came up with the idea to take the mayo out of coleslaw and add cranberries is brilliant. :tro:

Hydra's interested if the surfers are young males.;)

Ned said the mayo goes back if any male surfer photos appear.:eek:

:D :D

:tro: