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-BT- 02-01-2012 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 835461)
I figured there would be some people wouldn't get that. But you? You, my friend, are clearly not an Appalachian American.

yo, while you're playing omaha hi low with all the blue hairs tom and i need to borrow your rental car on saturday, we're trying to catch the quarters at hialeah then come back up the coast for some pompano park harness

-bt-

GPK 02-01-2012 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 835556)
yo, while you're playing omaha hi low with all the blue hairs tom and i need to borrow your rental car on saturday, we're trying to catch the quarters at hialeah then come back up the coast for some pompano park harness

-bt-

:{>::{>::{>:

GPK 02-01-2012 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 835553)
I'm down with some golf betting... just give me a couple strokes :)


Stroke this.:)

Heels1989 02-01-2012 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by -BT- (Post 835556)
yo, while you're playing omaha hi low with all the blue hairs tom and i need to borrow your rental car on saturday, we're trying to catch the quarters at hialeah then come back up the coast for some pompano park harness

-bt-

Wally Hennessy is the king at Pompano or at least he used to be.

Let's not forget at the Hard Rock casino either.

MaTH716 02-01-2012 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Heels1989 (Post 835596)
Wally Hennessy is the king at Pompano or at least he used to be.

Let's not forget at the Hard Rock casino either.

Please elaborate, CASINO?

Heels1989 02-01-2012 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835597)
Please elaborate, CASINO?

Right there off I-4 in northeast Tampa with table games

http://www.seminolehardrocktampa.com/

MaTH716 02-01-2012 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Heels1989 (Post 835606)
Right there off I-4 in northeast Tampa with table games

http://www.seminolehardrocktampa.com/

Wow, what a day! First I hear about Jai Alai. Secondly, Quantum Disciple comes aboard and is going to make everyone better handicappers and now I find out we are near a casino........What can top this?

Bigsmc 02-01-2012 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835609)
Wow, what a day! First I hear about Jai Alai. Secondly, Quantum Disciple comes aboard and is going to make everyone better handicappers and now I find out we are near a casino........What can top this?

QD has massive potential. It seems the darts come out at night and they tend to disappear. Hopefully, this one will be allowed to play out because it could get very very good.

3kings 02-01-2012 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835609)
Wow, what a day! First I hear about Jai Alai. Secondly, Quantum Disciple comes aboard and is going to make everyone better handicappers and now I find out we are near a casino........What can top this?

I think QD talked Motion into targeting a turf stakes at at Tampa 2/25 for Animal Kingdom. That might bring out deader money than mine.

Bigsmc 02-01-2012 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 3kings (Post 835619)
I think QD talked Motion into targeting a turf stakes at at Tampa 2/25 for Animal Kingdom. That might bring out deader money than mine.

That's the Gio Ponti route to Dubai.

Rudeboyelvis 02-01-2012 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 835664)
That's the Gio Ponti route to Dubai.

:tro:

Fulla Sheets 02-01-2012 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Heels1989 (Post 835606)
Right there off I-4 in northeast Tampa with table games

http://www.seminolehardrocktampa.com/

Does anyone have an extra fake mustache I can borrow? :D

MaTH716 02-01-2012 01:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Fulla Sheets (Post 835693)
Does anyone have an extra fake mustache I can borrow? :D

Get a long raincoat and have GPK sit on your shoulders.

Dahoss 02-01-2012 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835702)
Get a long raincoat and have GPK sit on your shoulders.

:wf

-BT- 02-01-2012 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835702)
Get a 3/4 raincoat and have GPK sit on your shoulders.

FIFY

-bt-

Bigsmc 02-01-2012 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835702)
Get a long raincoat and have GPK sit on your shoulders.

He's going to need to do that to get into DrugS favorite St. Pete hangout after the second half of the horse/dog doubleheader.

Quote:

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MaTH716 02-01-2012 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 835726)
He's going to need to do that to get into DrugS favorite St. Pete hangout after the back end of the horse/dog/Jai-alai or casino tripleheader.

FTFY

Rudeboyelvis 02-01-2012 02:22 PM

Tampa Bay Metroplex... lol

Bigsmc 02-01-2012 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835728)
FTFY

Go back and read my post from earlier today. The Tampa Jai Alai Fronton is a Home Depot now. The only Jai Alai you will see will be on TV at TBD or Derby Lane.

You can stand shoulder to shoulder with gpk at Derby Lane as he roots home Michael Oosting at Balmoral while you are yelling at Xabat when he drops the pelota one point shy of the exacta in Dania.

MaTH716 02-01-2012 02:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 835731)
Go back and read my post from earlier today. The Tampa Jai Alai Fronton is a Home Depot now. The only Jai Alai you will see will be on TV at TBD or Derby Lane.

You can stand shoulder to shoulder with gpk at Derby Lane as he roots home Michael Oosting at Balmoral while you are yelling at Xabat when he drops the pelota one point shy of the exacta in Dania.

Damn, I guess it was wishful thinking that was another fronton in the area.
Simulcasting Jai Alai at a dog track, can anyone say ROCKBOTTOM.

Rudeboyelvis 02-01-2012 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835733)
Damn, I guess it was wishful thinking that was another fronton in the area.
Simulcasting Jai Alai at a dog track, can anyone say ROCKBOTTOM.

Don't judge me, bro

MaTH716 02-01-2012 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 835740)
Don't judge me, bro

I actually think that it sounds like a delightful time............ :D

-BT- 02-01-2012 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 835731)
Go back and read my post from earlier today. The Tampa Jai Alai Fronton is a Home Depot now. The only Jai Alai you will see will be on TV at TBD or Derby Lane.

You can stand shoulder to shoulder with gpk at Derby Lane as he roots home Michael Oosting at Balmoral while you are yelling at Xabat when he drops the pelota one point shy of the exacta in Dania.

do you feel good now? you just destroyed a man's dream

-bt-

Rudeboyelvis 02-01-2012 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 835741)
I actually think that it sounds like a delightful time............ :D

:cool:


Matt - I have no earthly idea why, how, or what to bet on that - Bigs is scarring with all this boleta stuff... He know too much to be a casual fan.


As a rule I can't bet on something that can look at an odds board and stiff a play. I get enough of that watching Guidry ride at Tampa.

MaTH716 02-01-2012 02:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 835751)
:cool:


Matt - I have no earthly idea why, how, or what to bet on that - Bigs is scarring with all this boleta stuff... He know too much to be a casual fan.


As a rule I can't bet on something that can look at an odds board and stiff a play. I get enough of that watching Guidry ride at Tampa.

You have to view Jai-Alai as an entertainment option with a chance to make some money, almost as if they had gambling involved with professional wrestling.

Calzone Lord 02-01-2012 03:02 PM

The only way you can bet Jai Alai is to find the best player in singles matches.

Look for an event where he has an inside draw, and the outside number players are bums.

Bet him $4 WP (the max you can probably get away with without cutting into his odds) and wheel him on top for the minimum possible. Maybe even split the bet with someone else.

You should do relatively OK this way.

And you can yell stuff like "throw the Rebote" at the TV a lot.

golfer 02-01-2012 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 835751)
:cool:


Matt - I have no earthly idea why, how, or what to bet on that - Bigs is scarring with all this boleta stuff... He know too much to be a casual fan.

As a rule I can't bet on something that can look at an odds board and stiff a play. I get enough of that watching Guidry ride at Tampa.

Dan, I have a strong suspicion he used to PLAY, back in the 80's there was a Pelotari named Miguel Grande! I will try to find a picture;)

MaTH716 02-01-2012 03:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 835760)
The only way you can bet Jai Alai is to find the best player in singles matches.

Look for an event where he has an inside draw, and the outside number players are bums.

Bet him $4 WP (the max you can probably get away with without cutting into his odds) and wheel him on top for the minimum possible. Maybe even split the bet with someone else.

You should do relatively OK this way.

And you can yell stuff like "throw the Rebote" at the TV a lot.

That is some fine advice Doug. May I suggest that you have a 5 minute segment covering Jai alai on your new handicapping show.

Bigsmc 02-01-2012 03:17 PM

First this....

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Originally Posted by GPK
GFY....I'm at the Taj Mahal of dog racing. This f*ckn place is unreal!!!

Then this....

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
my dog betting days are done!!


ateamstupid 02-01-2012 03:21 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 835300)
You must have enough money to burn a wet mule. Don't forget in a few weeks that there will be poker tables too.

I haven't heard this. Link?

GPK 02-01-2012 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 835764)
First this....



Then this....

I'm just gonna be watching. Besides...if my memory serves me correctly, and it may not since it's been 3 years, but I'm fairly certain The Big M harness will be simulcast from the dog track. I just wanna watch you guys make trips notes on the dogs for bet backs.

GPK 02-01-2012 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by ateamstupid (Post 835768)
I haven't heard this. Link?

Link for the wet mule quote? I know your city ass has never heard that before.

http://nmisscommentor.com/politics/e...rn-a-wet-mule/

OldDog 02-01-2012 04:16 PM

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Originally Posted by 3kings (Post 835619)
I think QD talked Motion into targeting a turf stakes at at Tampa 2/25 for Animal Kingdom. That might bring out deader money than mine.

:$:
That just so happens to be the day I'm going to be at TBD.
:)

GPK 02-01-2012 04:37 PM

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Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 835783)
:$
That just so happens to be the day I'm going to be at TBD.
:)

There is gonna be a whole crew of us there. I will be the really tall good looking guy surrounded by a bunch of degenerates.

ateamstupid 02-01-2012 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 835772)
Link for the wet mule quote? I know your city ass has never heard that before.

http://nmisscommentor.com/politics/e...rn-a-wet-mule/

The table games news, dumbass.

GPK 02-01-2012 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ateamstupid (Post 835813)
The table games news, dumbass.

I was telling BT that there is poker at TBD, which is where a crew of us are gonna be in a few weeks. I wasn't referring to the Big A, dumbass.

ateamstupid 02-01-2012 05:57 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 835815)
I was telling BT that there is poker at TBD, which is where a crew of us are gonna be in a few weeks. I wasn't referring to the Big A, dumbass.

That's what I get for thinking you had something useful to share. :p

GPK 02-01-2012 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by ateamstupid (Post 835816)
That's what I get for thinking you had something useful to share. :p

No, that's just what you getting for thinking, period.;)

OldDog 02-01-2012 08:19 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 835790)
There is gonna be a whole crew of us there. I will be the really tall good looking guy surrounded by a bunch of degenerates.

I hope I run into you all. I'll be the wide-eyed (because I only get to a track a few times a year) guy with a Racing Form and a camera.

Oh, and dead money. :D

GPK 02-01-2012 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by OldDog (Post 835837)
I hope I run into you all. I'll be the wide-eyed (because I only get to a track a few times a year) guy with a Racing Form and a camera.

Oh, and dead money. :D

If it's dead, give it to me. I will hold it for you.

You can't miss us. We will be sitting with the Mayor of Trinity, FL and his trusty sidekick Exacta Bob, right overlooking the finish line.


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