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Clip-Clop 11-17-2011 10:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 818193)
I remember these conversations when I was like 12. It was actually funny back then listening to a bunch of guys who were definitely NOT getting laid talk about getting laid.

There is a word for people in their 20's doing it, but I don't know if "funny" is the word I'd use.
I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.

Antitrust32 11-17-2011 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Clip-Clop (Post 818183)
That would imply that 26% of the girls you have been with are 9 or better. Wow, are you James Woods?
maybe he's only been with 4 girls?

GPK 11-17-2011 10:40 AM
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Originally Posted by Clip-Clop (Post 818195)
I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.
I'm almost 40 and single, and definitely not getting laid either. You're not missing much...

Calzone Lord 11-17-2011 10:45 AM
Who wants to get laid when you can get your nut swallowed? Reason #1 of 1 why I'm in a relationship.

MaTH716 11-17-2011 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 818200)
I'm almost 40 and single, and definitely not getting laid either. You're mot missing much...
Maybe you should stop playin those Stone Temple Pilot CD's in the car when you pick up a girl..................

GPK 11-17-2011 10:45 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 818203)
Maybe you should stop playin those Stone Temple Pilot CD's in the car when you pick up a girl..................
Only girl that I ever pick up in my car is 2 yo.:o:{>:

Clip-Clop 11-17-2011 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32 (Post 818199)
maybe he's only been with 4 girls?
Still a great ratio if you think about it.

GPK 11-17-2011 10:46 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 818203)
Maybe you should stop playin those Stone Temple Pilot CD's in the car when you pick up a girl..................
So says the guy with the Nickleback ringtone:D

Clip-Clop 11-17-2011 10:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 818202)
Who wants to get laid when you can get your nut swallowed? Reason #1 of 1 why I'm in a relationship.
That is why there are Champagne Rooms.

Gate Dancer 11-17-2011 10:51 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 818125)
Gate, please stop trying to hijack the thread with facts and figures about Empire Way. This thread is clearly about Jews, Italians and more importantly Redheads.


Thank You
My apologies...............I misread the topic.................Ha!

MaTH716 11-17-2011 10:52 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 818206)
So says the guy with the Nickleback ringtone:D
But I don't have any trouble getting laid...............

2-3 times a month





Besides, It's Three Doors Down now..............:o

Calzone Lord 11-17-2011 11:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Clip-Clop (Post 818207)
That is why there are Champagne Rooms.
I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.

RockHardTen1985 11-17-2011 11:14 AM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 818216)
I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.

Dude I have read this exact post somewhere before.....

MaTH716 11-17-2011 11:16 AM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 818216)
I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.
You forgot to mention that she loves Subway.

Calzone Lord 11-17-2011 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 818219)
You forgot to mention that she loves Subway.
She doesn't.

I was always too nice with those Subway sandwhich artist chicks and Dollar General clerk chicks I tried to pick up.

Gate Dancer 11-17-2011 11:31 AM
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MaTH716 11-17-2011 11:32 AM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 818223)
She doesn't.

I was always too nice with those Subway sandwhich artist chicks and Dollar General clerk chicks I tried to pick up.
Too bad, I hope that's not a deal breaker for you Dougie..........

Clip-Clop 11-17-2011 12:21 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 818216)
I've seen many a Champagne/VIP room.

The girlfriend is the best thing that has ever happened to me. She lets me do what I want, when I want. She gives me my space. She drives my drunk ass around all the time when we go out. She's beautiful. She's a very good cook and baker - she likes sports, video games, and she likes going to the track/casino.

When I got sick, she went into full nurse mode and took care of me. She spoils me, pleases me, tolerates me, and on her days off she gets 14 straight hours of dealing with me -- and always begs me not to leave.

Good luck finding a stripper who will watch an entire season of Rome and half of Spartacus so far.
That's what my wife is for...see where I am heading with this?

cakes44 11-19-2011 05:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Clip-Clop (Post 818195)
I am almost 40 and married, so definitely not getting laid.
You're still stronger than her, right? I don't get it.

Clip-Clop 11-19-2011 06:11 PM
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Originally Posted by cakes44 (Post 818878)
You're still stronger than her, right? I don't get it.
She is Sicilian.

Sightseek 11-20-2011 08:50 AM
Instead of looking to Cosmo to find out "What Men Think," women should start reading racing forums.













THUD!

herkhorse 11-20-2011 09:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 818953)
Instead of looking to Cosmo to find out "What Men Think," women should start reading racing forums.













THUD!
every time I scroll down page 1 or 2, my wife magically appears behind me.


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