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randallscott35 06-23-2011 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 786466)
Creepy post and creepy thread.
Lucky for us they don't let the GA crowd adopt so you won't have to worry about any of this.

MaTH716 06-23-2011 09:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 786514)
The unknown substance that Randall sprayed into DaTruth's eyes was actually mercury from the rectal thermometer he had stashed in his boot!

DaTruth is being restrained from re-entering the ring while his crummy nurses trying to flush his eyes. He's screaming forget about the eyes, I just need to start a Motrin/Tylenol regimen and I'll be fine!!

Back to you MaTH.
It's funny, I knew a nurse or two when I was younger and they were both very "Pro-Rectal". ;)

Antitrust32 06-23-2011 09:42 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 786516)
It's funny, I knew a nurse or two when I was younger and they were both very "Pro-Rectal". ;)
:tro::tro:

MaTH716 06-23-2011 09:42 AM
Jesus, does any of you guys have wives that takes care of that stuff?

randallscott35 06-23-2011 09:57 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 786519)
Jesus, does any of you guys have wives that takes care of that stuff?
I married a tough girl. I am expected to do pretty much everything she does outside of nursing. Keeps me on my toes.

GPK 06-23-2011 10:29 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 786519)
Jesus, does any of you guys have wives that takes care of that stuff?
Thankfully, NO.:D

dagolfer33 06-23-2011 11:35 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 786519)
Jesus, does any of you guys have wives that takes care of that stuff?
My wife does take care of these things..….......


:wf
.........when I'm not home.

DaTruth 06-23-2011 12:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Bigsmc (Post 786514)
The unknown substance that Randall sprayed into DaTruth's eyes was actually mercury from the rectal thermometer he had stashed in his boot!

DaTruth is being restrained from re-entering the ring while his crummy nurses trying to flush his eyes. He's screaming forget about the eyes, I just need to start a Motrin/Tylenol regimen and I'll be fine!!

Back to you MaTH.
Randall and his damn spy gadgets.

Calzone Lord 06-23-2011 02:09 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786515)
Lucky for us they don't let the GA crowd adopt so you won't have to worry about any of this.
Georiga?

randallscott35 06-23-2011 02:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 786577)
Georiga?
You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous

Calzone Lord 06-23-2011 02:20 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786578)
You aren't that dumb. Gambler's Anonymous
Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.

randallscott35 06-23-2011 02:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 786581)
Funny, I have tremendous disdain for slot machines and people who play them - I live 5 minutes away from all the table game action I can handle ... yet, it would take free drinks, free meals, and a complimentry blowjob from a coctail waitress hottie to get me to play craps, blackjack, roulette, or any of the other sh!t they offer.

You know, they're open all through the night, right?

When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.

I have addictions - many in fact - but compulsive gambling is certainly not one of them.
Nothing but the best, even for your addictions. A lucky guy you are.

Calzone Lord 06-23-2011 02:34 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786582)
A lucky guy you are.
You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.

randallscott35 06-23-2011 02:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 786586)
You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.
This Bud is for you Doug. http://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post...se-semen-shots

Calzone Lord 06-23-2011 02:54 PM
Nice, Randall.

Did you happen upon that link in one of the Beastiality boards you post on?

randallscott35 06-23-2011 02:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 786590)
Nice, Randall.

Did you happen upon that link in one of the Beastiality boards you post on?
No actually. Just econ. Amazing the business ideas people come up with.

DaTruth 06-23-2011 03:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 786581)
When I was reviewing forms of 50-year-old horses Gun Bow torched at 2AM last night - I could have been fiending at the casino.
I've said this before, but you ought to be compensated for your research efforts. Maybe you can hit up a Marylou Whitney type for a racing history grant.

Indian Charlie 06-23-2011 07:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Calzone Lord (Post 786586)
You know what's funny?

Kids love me.

Even the kids with douche fathers who obsess over them.

In fact, I am a 4-time uncle. And in all four cases - when I'm around one of them (which isn't often) the kids sure seem to like being around me a whole hell of a lot more than their parents or grandparents.

Not that I can blame them, I guess.
That's funny. When I used to see more of my 4 nieces, I'd get pretty much the same reaction.

GBBob 06-23-2011 07:53 PM
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Originally Posted by randallscott35 (Post 786432)
I just try to be to the point. Parenting is hard work.
Hay, Oats and Water

randallscott35 06-23-2011 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 786659)
Hay, Oats and Water
Pretty much

viscount26 06-24-2011 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK (Post 786440)
It isn't easy by any means, but Amelia is an absolute breeze to care for. I will probably pay for it when she's 15 or 16, but I won't be afraid to shoot some punk ass little f*cker that messes with her.:)
I can't wait for the first kid who is 5'8" and taller :D

MaTH716 06-24-2011 09:40 AM
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Originally Posted by viscount26 (Post 786723)
I can't wait for the first kid who is 5'8" and taller :D

notyep59 06-24-2011 11:02 AM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 786727)
man, oh, man!! that is well past wrong. i feel bad for laughing that long.

randallscott35 06-24-2011 11:09 AM
My brother is 5' 7"....Kev is not 5'8" regardless of his sig.

randallscott35 06-24-2011 11:49 AM
Knowing he's good people, I will allow my son to date his daughter...in their 20's.


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