Why did you have to start posting again?

To annoy you!

Please tell me a Derby Trailer wrote this one as a joke:

Dearest Sweet, Sweet “Z”,
We are together in your joy and sorrow, for there is “A Time for Everything”…Everything that happens in this world happens at the time God chooses. He sets the time for birth, and the time for death, the time for planting and the time for pulling up, the time for killing and the time for healing, the time for tearing down and the time for building. He sets the time for sorrow and the time for joy, the time for mourning and the time for dancing, the time for making love and the time for not making love, the time for kissing and the time for not kissing. He sets the time for finding and the time for losing, the time for saving and the time for throwing away, the time for tearing and the time for mending, the time for silence and the time for talk. He sets the time for love and the time for hate, the time for war and the time for peace. He has set the right time for for everything. The best we can do is be happy and do the best we can while we are still alive. All of us should eat and drink and enjoy what we have worked for, It is God’s Gift. Everything God does will last forever. You can’t add anything to it or take anything away from it. And one thing God does is to make us stand in awe of Him.” Ecclesiastes 4.1 You are our perfect “Z.”

or this

What a sad day at our house. We love you so much and feel like you are part of our family, so unexpected bad news hurts our hearts. We woke up to an email alert from BloodHorse.com to which we subscribe, and I nearly dropped the laptop off my lap when I read their alert that says “Zenyatta, last year’s Horse of the Year for Jerry and Ann Moss, no longer in foal.” So like all teary eyed girls, I reached out to my girlfriends, who are as hooked on you as I am, so we could talk about it like we girls do, and feel better. Just for a second I thought – oh no here we go again with the bitter part of loving someone or something. Then I realized that here, on this blog, there would be people who reach out with hugs and well wishes, and where there would be healing. As I was logged on to this site, I thought – oh yes, I’m sure this news is going to bring out the monster in someone. And sure enough, evil raised it’s ugly head here but just as I know you are blessed, Zenyatta, and held in the Light daily by your connections, I know this blog is a sacred space that will leap over the negative to shine a positive beacon for us in our joys and sorrows.
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Mother Nature is a force for Good, so we are holding on to that truth and looking forward to a little Zen at the perfect time. This reminds me of seeing you race. Dead last outta the gate. Around the last turn thinking – oh my God she’s not gonna make it – and then – WINNER! So here we are again with my heart sunken and worried and for no reason. This is Zen being Zen and winning in her own way while we all watch breathlessly. WINNER!
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Love and a peaceful prayer to the tiny soul waiting for you in Horsey Heaven, Zen

Especially because that's not Ecclesiastes 4. It's Ecclesiastes 3. Jesus tapdancing Christ, did this person never listen to The Byrds?

shoot and here all along i just thought it was a song and not a Bible verse.

:p:tro:

Well, it's a lot catchier set to Pete Seeger's music, after all. Imagine what he could have done with 1 Maccabees.

or the Zenyatta's Secret

according to Zenyatta's blog.. the race that makes a true champion is the VANITY!!!!

Sorry to hear about the loss of the foal. Maybe next time.

But oh so many crazies are out there with their sympathy notes to Z. Oy!:zz:

I don't think it's funny at all that she lost her foal, but that blog is pretty hilarious in a sad sort of way. I think the DRF thinks so too, lol

http://www.drf.com/news/zenyatta-no-...gain-next-week

It is the fault of Blame and the voters who publicly supported Blame for HOY.

It's my time to throw up.

I myself much prefer my Ecclesiastes 3 in the original LOLcat:

"theer has is a sison for evryting, and a tiems for every perpos under teh ceiling. 2 a tiemz 2 git kittehs, an a tiems 2 get ded. a tiemz to bury the cheezburger and a time to dig up the cheezburger you has planted. 3 tiemz 4 killin the mouses and tiemz 4 being ok with them but not rly. 4 theres a tiemz 4 lollin and a tiemz 4 not lollin so much. A teimz 4 weepins and a teimz 4 dancin. 5 a tiemz to keep cheezburger and a tiemz to give them away, srsly. teimz 4 hugs, tiemz when hugz are NOT WANTED. 6 a tiemz 4 lookin round and a timez 4 getin bored and stop lookin. 7 a tiemz 2 brak and a teimz 4 fix and a teimz 4 STFU and a teimz 2 talkz. 8 A teimz 4 LUV and a teimz 4 HAT. A teimz 4 lots a killin and a teimz 4 only killin when nobodys lookin. u get teh picture."

These are same types Serling will be teaching in the new NYRA beginners webcast.

http://www.nyra.com/aqueduct/stories/Mar112011.shtml

I can't effing wait!
I especially look forward to Andy on the subject of "Jockey Handicapping."

Has RHT been expelled yet?

SCUDSMOTHER said:
March 29, 2011

WE’RE PROBABLY TALKING TO SOME TURK IN A COMPUTER LAB AT CAL POLY. ALL THESE TURKS DO IS CONTROL AND BRIBE THEIR WAY TO POWER. IT’S GOING TO TAKE MORE THAN ANOTHER TRY TO GET ZENYATTA PREGNANT WITH THESE HAGGLING TURKS WANTING MORE MONEY. YOU THINK JERRY WANTS TO NEGOTIATE WITH THESE THUGS? JERRY HAD ENOUGH DEALING WITH THEM AT A&M. ZENYATTA DON’T NEED THIS. THE TURKS WANT HER TO RUN SO THEY CAN SUCK MORE MONEY OUT OF THE SYSTEM. NEXT THING YOU KNOW SHE’LL BE WEARING A BURKA.

:D :tro:

Did you mean to say narcissistic Turks?

You also forgot a link to some fem sounding black guy trying to sing/croon on Youtube.

Scuds also had a later post there when he again railed against the Turks.

The Youtube links are best left to pros like Coach.

What I find humorous is a mare who was reviled by so many, drilled by so many, called all sorts of names, elicited big sighs of relief at her retirement, still has managed to fill up 4 PAGES of comments on this thread.

And, they say she didn't bring in new fans. :)

With much editing, I was able to fix what you were meaning to say.

How kind of you. First of all, you misspelled "retarded", but look who did this.

You have NO IDEA what I was trying to say. You'd have to have some idea about a horse to be in the ballpark. That's not incuding a hot dog and coke.

IC - I called you on an article that said Zenyatta was going to the Beldame last year. An article you posted here. It said nothing of the sort. Sour grapes looks right at home on you. Keep up the good work.

Woah.

Actually, I did know what you were trying to say. Now though, I'm not so sure what you are trying to say, with your 'incuding a hot dog and coke' zinger. Huh?

Do you lack any sense of subtlety?

Do me a favor please. Change your user name away from that poor old great horse that you constantly defile with your amazingly dim wit.

Speaking of coke and pain (the pain of reading your attempts at not being stupid)...

The last time I had coke was three and a half weeks ago, to help break up a kidney stone I was enjoying. It was the first coke I had consumed in probably fifteen to twenty years, though I did buy some coke a few years ago to dissolve some buildup on my car battery post.

Is there a point to this post, you ask?

Why yes there is, indeed.

The point is, after reading your two posts, I am looking fondly back to three and a half weeks ago, to my kidney stone. I wish I'd never drank that coke so that I could have possibly missed your posts today.

This is the BEST you have? THIS??? LOL.

You should hit him with how sure you are that Zenyatta raced on only Lasix...and maybe Bute. But nothing else....probably.

That'll show him.

The Zetards are a touchy lot.

The Zenyatta diaries is about the most juvenile thing I've ever seen and the wild group of crazies posting under it makes me want to puke all over my desk. Its to the point where I'm about to go spam RACHEL STILL IN FOAL on there.

On a more serious note, seeing that these raving lunatics live for these diary posts written by a raving lunatic, couldn't something beneficial come from this. What if the Mosses charged them $5 bucks to read this stuff and sent the money to some sort of thoroughbred retirement place like Old Friends. This would be the only way these people could contribute to the sport in any way.

How nice to see you again, DaHoss. You obviously had someone read my post to you from another forum. You aren't able to do that for yourself.

I bet if you polled those crazies, 80% of them suffer from fibromyalgia.

Yeah that makes a lot of sense. I responded to it, but I'm not able to read it. You got me.

At least you're not lying that it's not you anymore. Baby steps.

LOL. Zetards? Don't you mean Zentards? Hell, if you're going to be really cool about throwing names out there, at least be right.

This caught my attention. Fibromyalgia? Are you effing kidding me? What an ******* you are. For you to throw this out there for whatever reason.

Hope you suffer from it, you piece of crap. Hope you spend the rest of your life with it.

What is the objective diagnostic test used by doctors to determine whether a patient's complaints of aches and pains are caused by fibromyalgia syndrome?