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trackrat59 02-08-2011 07:06 AM
Ok ladies.......

What would you rather do?

1. Go on a date with Clyde to a Chinese restaurant where he orders a 12 course meal and the date can't end until Clyde is done eating and he's using chop sticks.

OR

2. From your home town, drive to the Kentucky Derby with Drug S. in a station wagon and you're driving and in the back of the wagon are mounds and mounds of old racing forms and books with statistics and Drugs is sitting in the passenger seat spewing statistics the entire way to Kentucky.

OR

3. Stand on a street corner with the Coach begging for money as he he tells you that after you make him the first $100 he's going to take you out to a nice dinner at Golden Corral and then back to his place for drinks.

GBBob 02-08-2011 07:26 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 750131)
I'm guessing Mera is probably ok in person. She just pretends to be stupid, idiotic, drunk, etc.



She believes her opinion is always right, and is not able to reasoned with ever. I'm guessing she'd be insufferable.
You can say that about 50% of the people on here though

The Indomitable DrugS 02-08-2011 07:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 750160)
You can say that about 50% of the people on here though
Horseplayers prefer an argument to just about anything - other than perhaps a winning ticket.

However, I don't think Riot is a horseplayer ... more like a spinster run amok.

trackrat59 02-08-2011 07:39 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 750161)
Horseplayers prefer an argument to just about anything - other than perhaps a winning ticket.

However, I don't think Riot is a horseplayer ... more like a spinster run amok.

I don't personally know Riot so sorry but this is funny.:tro:

Indian Charlie 02-08-2011 08:47 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 750160)
You can say that about 50% of the people on here though
Not to her degree. She is utterly convinced that she's right, and that it's impossible for any other opinion to have merit.

MaTH716 02-08-2011 08:49 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 750157)
Ok ladies.......

What would you rather do?

1. Go on a date with Clyde to a Chinese restaurant where he orders a 12 course meal and the date can't end until Clyde is done eating and he's using chop sticks.

OR

2. From your home town, drive to the Kentucky Derby with Drug S. in a station wagon and you're driving and in the back of the wagon are mounds and mounds of old racing forms and books with statistics and Drugs is sitting in the passenger seat spewing statistics the entire way to Kentucky.

OR

3. Stand on a street corner with the Coach begging for money as he he tells you that after you make him the first $100 he's going to take you out to a nice dinner at Golden Corral and then back to his place for drinks.
You forgot to mention the wadded up paper towels amongst all the other racing paraphernalia. More importantly you should pray that stats are the only thing that's spewing.

Dahoss 02-08-2011 10:34 AM
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Originally Posted by Princess Doreen (Post 750156)
Never saw this "I'm right; you're not" side of her in person. She's actually very pleasant company.
Riot and the Princess together. Wow. The stories you guys could tell.

FGFan 02-08-2011 11:31 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 750131)
I'm guessing Mera is probably ok in person. She just pretends to be stupid, idiotic, drunk, etc.



She believes her opinion is always right, and is not able to reasoned with ever. I'm guessing she'd be insufferable.
Quote:
Originally Posted by GBBob (Post 750160)
You can say that about 50% of the people on here though
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 750174)
Not to her degree. She is utterly convinced that she's right, and that it's impossible for any other opinion to have merit.

:D
Pot meet kettle!!!
:p

ROR!!!

Sightseek 02-08-2011 11:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 750225)
:D
Pot meet kettle!!!
:p

ROR!!!
OOOOOOO

FGFan 02-08-2011 11:36 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 750157)
Ok ladies.......

What would you rather do?

1. Go on a date with Clyde to a Chinese restaurant where he orders a 12 course meal and the date can't end until Clyde is done eating and he's using chop sticks.

OR

2. From your home town, drive to the Kentucky Derby with Drug S. in a station wagon and you're driving and in the back of the wagon are mounds and mounds of old racing forms and books with statistics and Drugs is sitting in the passenger seat spewing statistics the entire way to Kentucky.

OR

3. Stand on a street corner with the Coach begging for money as he he tells you that after you make him the first $100 he's going to take you out to a nice dinner at Golden Corral and then back to his place for drinks.
:p

Well I would have to say I would take choice 2, as long as there were no socks involved or available and he stayed in the back of the station wagon only.

Indian Charlie 02-08-2011 11:43 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 750225)
:D
Pot meet kettle!!!
:p

ROR!!!
That's ridiculous.

Just the other day I quickly conceded an argument to Freddy Mo, of all people, because he made sense in what he was saying.

You probably think that because I'm usually right, that's all.

Indian Charlie 02-08-2011 11:48 AM
Did Mera get darted?

She's only one of two people on here I've ever blocked, but I always thought it was just me who found her posting style annoying.

FGFan 02-08-2011 11:50 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 750229)
That's ridiculous.

Just the other day I quickly conceded an argument to Freddy Mo, of all people, because he made sense in what he was saying.

You probably think that because I'm usually right, that's all.
I rest my case.
:p

FGFan 02-08-2011 11:52 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 750230)
Did Mera get darted?

She's only one of two people on here I've ever blocked, but I always thought it was just me who found her posting style annoying.
I don't know the answer to that but you're not the only one.

Since you are a resident jewish consultant, I have a question for you.

What exactly is a Schemdrick, I think I like this word but I don't want to use it improperly.

Indian Charlie 02-08-2011 12:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 750232)
I don't know the answer to that but you're not the only one.

Since you are a resident jewish consultant, I have a question for you.

What exactly is a Schemdrick, I think I like this word but I don't want to use it improperly.
Basically, it's a stupid person.

We are on planet Schmendrick (note the spelling).

That's the thing about Yiddish that's pretty cool. A lot of the words fit how they sound.

AeWingnut 02-08-2011 12:16 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 750161)
Horseplayers prefer an argument to just about anything - other than perhaps a winning ticket.

However, I don't think Riot is a horseplayer ... more like a spinster run amok.
Riot hit a signer at Keeneland ..I forget how much but she plays

Indian Charlie 02-08-2011 12:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 750161)
However, I don't think Riot is a horseplayer ... more like a spinster run amok.
Quote:
Originally Posted by AeWingnut (Post 750241)
Riot hit a signer at Keeneland ..I forget how much but she plays
Maybe that signer at Keeneland was for a huge hit, and they ended up naming that g1 race for fillies and mares after her??

FGFan 02-08-2011 12:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 750238)
Basically, it's a stupid person.

We are on planet Schmendrick (note the spelling).

That's the thing about Yiddish that's pretty cool. A lot of the words fit how they sound.

Yes!!!! I knew I liked that word.
Pronounced as it's spelled I assume, the corrected spelling that is.

So can it be substituted for a$$hole or Dick head?

Or just for morons?

I do like yiddish words.:p

Indian Charlie 02-08-2011 12:57 PM
I think it's more for people with low brain power than it is for people who are jerks.

Nascar1966 02-08-2011 01:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by jms62 (Post 749912)
You're boring.
You dont like the truth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

clyde 02-08-2011 03:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 750157)
Ok ladies.......

What would you rather do?

1. Go on a date with Clyde to a Chinese restaurant where he orders a 12 course meal and the date can't end until Clyde is done eating and he's using chop sticks.

OR

2. From your home town, drive to the Kentucky Derby with Drug S. in a station wagon and you're driving and in the back of the wagon are mounds and mounds of old racing forms and books with statistics and Drugs is sitting in the passenger seat spewing statistics the entire way to Kentucky.

OR

3. Stand on a street corner with the Coach begging for money as he he tells you that after you make him the first $100 he's going to take you out to a nice dinner at Golden Corral and then back to his place for drinks.

Baby,why did you stick me in such a dumb scenario?

trackrat59 02-08-2011 04:08 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 750325)
Baby,why did you stick me in such a dumb scenario?
What? You don't like Chinese food?

clyde 02-08-2011 04:17 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 750335)
What? You don't like Chinese food?
Not really..some of it is OK.


But the general scheme just sounds bland.

Never mind...but throw in some pizzaz next time.

Nascar1966 02-08-2011 04:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 750337)
Not really..some of it is OK.


But the general scheme just sounds bland.

Never mind...but throw in some pizzaz next time.
Welcome back my friend. Instead of Chinese maybe you can to something like Applebee's or Chili's?

my miss storm cat 02-08-2011 07:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 750157)
3. Stand on a street corner with the Coach begging for money as he he tells you that after you make him the first $100 he's going to take you out to a nice dinner at Golden Corral and then back to his place for drinks.
I'm confused about this one.

First off that no one has picked it yet.

Secondly, you say "after you make him the first $100" so does that mean he's a pimp?

Oh and lest I forget... regarding the car trip with DrugS... is he himself or is he Vic?

clyde 02-08-2011 08:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Nascar1966 (Post 750343)
Welcome back my friend. Instead of Chinese maybe you can to something like Applebee's or Chili's?
The Good Lord knows you'ver always been there for me,Mr.Car.


I'd just like out of the food venues completely.I think a specially crafted , maybe even magic, bus with a cargo of mixed passengers made up of the downtrodden/unwanted as well as a select few of my own;rocketing across the country for the pure fun of it and shooting TrueSwine along the way.


The Louisiana Downs Amusement Park would be a must see stop.

Dahoss 02-08-2011 08:55 PM
Who are you going to borrow money from to gas up that magic bus?

clyde 02-08-2011 09:26 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 750417)
Who are you going to borrow money from to gas up that magic bus?

I feel so bad to have rattled Your Tragedy's cage with something entirley unrelated to your sorry behind.


Perhaps you should see Frenzy's doctor.

Oh that wouldn't do any good...just forget it.

clyde 02-08-2011 09:29 PM
SportyFans, you have to ignore the held in abeyance noodle of Flossy.The poor nincompoop is still in hissy fit mode.



Oh he'll get over it in 3 or 4 years,but just ignore until then.

Thank you all so much.

Dahoss 02-08-2011 09:39 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 750425)
I feel so bad to have rattled Your Tragedy's cage with something entirley unrelated to your sorry behind.


Perhaps you should see Frenzy's doctor.

Oh that wouldn't do any good...just forget it.
Thought so

RockHardTen1985 02-08-2011 09:58 PM
Its comical I have 9 votes. I knew the thread starter had multiple accounts. TFM knew it as well.

FGFan 02-08-2011 09:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by clyde (Post 750425)
I feel so bad to have rattled Your Tragedy's cage with something entirley unrelated to your sorry behind.


Perhaps you should see Frenzy's doctor.

Oh that wouldn't do any good...just forget it.
Ah don't think Hossy's cage is rattled but I know someone that is rattled.

And carry's things on and on and on and on and on and on and on............

Let's see who could that be....


hmmmmmm






Yup your right Hossy...Thought so...:D:p

clyde 02-08-2011 10:06 PM
Flossy..definitely do not see Frenzy's doctor.

clyde 02-08-2011 10:29 PM
And keep in mind a certain someone hardly ever visits here.




Shore.

Dahoss 02-08-2011 10:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 750435)
Its comical I have 9 votes. I knew the thread starter had multiple accounts. TFM knew it as well.
Truth be told, I voted for AEWingnut. I was actually going to make the poll public, so you could see who voted for who, but I figured people might not vote if that was the case.

However, you are a special kind of troubled. You sent this to me Saturday

I AM SORRY. I AM AN *******, I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH LYING. I NEED TO AND WILL STOP.

I guess you are waiting to stop with that lying thing. You think Steve will allow anyone to have multiple accounts? And are you that delusional that you don't think at least 9 people here think you are the worst poster? It's probably closer to 90.

Get some help.

RockHardTen1985 02-08-2011 10:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 750449)
Truth be told, I voted for AEWingnut. I was actually going to make the poll public, so you could see who voted for who, but I figured people might not vote if that was the case.

However, you are a special kind of troubled. You sent this to me Saturday

I AM SORRY. I AM AN *******, I HAVE PROBLEMS WITH LYING. I NEED TO AND WILL STOP.

I guess you are waiting to stop with that lying thing. You think Steve will allow anyone to have multiple accounts? And are you that delusional that you don't think at least 9 people here think you are the worst poster? It's probably closer to 90.

Get some help.
Make it public. I voted myself after I stopped laughing and wondered how someone could have 2 of these darted then come right back with another a week later.


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