I am fond of awarding points out, that's how.

I excell at breaking ciphers.





No...you don't.

That's a great answer. :D :tro:

It's also patently false.

Stay in the Smart Thread..really.




You have no idea how much danger for you is here.

You have no idea how stupid a couple of the smart threads are right now.

It's false that I'm fond of giving those points out?

I may or may not give out a lot of those points, but I assure you, I'm fond of it when I do.

Oh yes I do.



( kin yew unsah-fer?)

Goats mookies and a big ol' sayer apple...mm-mm-MMM!!




Tastes great,Mom!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Hqo...x=2&playnext=2




we’ve been braided so long

we’ve been braided so long

looking at so many night time skies
looking for that one more run
try and make it doo-dah
i have found a way
found it out today
it's in all the stars
and the planet Mars
i've been thinking,and going 'round
it's been so much up,and so much down
you may think it cruel
but i know the answer
real is just a dream
we can take it higher
on a laser beam
is the way to say it
be a night time dream
and even in the day`
i may call you a name
but you’d call me one ,too
it's been so disheart'ning
i've been so behind
you get down, and want to give in
but we still need each other
if we want to win
it's hard as I doo-dah you
inside this bubble
we can make it do
whenever you need to
you can talk to me
and i will be there
the stars shine for us
that's where you'll find me
that's where i'll find you


braided so long

braided so long

way before never

the long side of down


here is the way
to make it stay
every day
stand up and say
this how, this way
we will get that victory
and we’ll make it stay
we have paid for it too long
waited for it in a song
someone has to be counted on
so why not me
we may be without a map
we may be without a light
but it’s coming soon
just believe in that
there is no more room
you may not believe in me
i still know the answer
it’s from the leaning tree
and a cheap whiskey dancer
come along with me
for that victory
just one more victory

it’s in all the stars
and the planet Mars
just one more victory
is all we need
it’s in all the stars
and the planet Mars
just one more victory
look up and see
you’ll see you and me
it’s in all the stars
and the planet Mars
it’s in the all the thoughts
that you eat from me
and all the cloths
that wrap us warm

What has happened to Alan's mind?



Maybe the mouse et it.

Applause on your new-found restraint and self-control on the you-know-where thread, Sir.

(About thime).

Well it is!

Anyway, bravo.

I just got here.



What the fucl< are you talking about!?

And...thaaaaaaaaaaaanks.

You're welcome!

Thank you ttttthhhhhhhho...I mean ssssssssssso much.





But I think this is a solo thread from hereon.

I have been stripped of my Member.




























whoa!!


I mean Membership in Good Standing!!

Here is what ah is:


1...no good

2...worthless

3...have cooties

4...and Twinkie ears

5...the bottom of the barrel

6....the most disgusting person to ever have walked this earth

7....no purpose nor reason

8....to be avoided at any cost

9....an embarrassment to even a muff thief

10...totally incapable of serving anyone anything even remotely resembling anything positive----or good



And so...I am going to choke myself to death.

Later...not now.

Doo Dah.

This is not exactly what I had in mind when I prayed last night for such good things for so many wonderful people.



Pazuzu would have responded better.

And....I'm leaving.



I must go to my Fortress and decide as to when.

Haven't decided when.



But I'll have it before the day's out.No one better fucl< with me either because I am not the happiest camper in Nerdyland today.

Gooey,Uncly and Arletta are the only ones who will be receiving boings this ratings period.




I might boing Debbie....maybe.

Know what wwould be a great post?

In the same way toasty!! is.


That short departure after a lot of Rundgren's songs...you know, the one withe dollar bill eye on it.

That would be greaaate.

Oh my God. :D

I'm out of here Clydie so I will deal with your other posts later.

In the meantime here...

This is supposedly "brilliant".

The first word of it is 'You".:rolleyes:

The rest seems like someone got a thesauras for their birthday.

Yawn.

Sorry if I seem like a bitch but pathetic attempts at... oh nevermind look for yourself.

This is what you're missing in the Pad Lock (aside of the 1,000,000 Zen threads and a very funny Coach / CSC meeting of the minds with some special appearences by Hossy). :tro:

http://www.independent.co.uk/sport/r...t-2128089.html

Is it me?

Are you groaning?

Latah.

i'm getting boinged? yay1

gooey!!



ror!!




ya got mah head doin' this:

:zz::zz::zz::zz:





kissykissy


will decode your commentys latah

(((((BIIIIIG))))) i-net boing!!

3 way for first:


ARLETTAUNCLYGOOEY......BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!BOING!


2ND PLACE...Deb-O-Deb.....BOING!BOINGB1POING!BOING!

Is it that electric organ making OneMoreV so good?


Yes,I think so.

Do you think Stevie would boing Andy?



If he rated?

Interesting concept.

What if Gooey traded heads wih Hydra Belmonts?



Yeech..I would hate that.

:mad:

The way to a girl's heart is through her pet??




Is Ralphy fucl<in' nuts---or what?

eauxh mine Got!!



spit!

rule-eng en leff-eng!!!!!!!

But unfortunately...there will be no OneMoreVictory.

One cannot win what one never had.







????










Alan...get in here.


















































now!!























wud?




What does that mean..what you said?






It means ah needs me a Hershey Bah!!



God...here, take this.

Here's a chocolate for you.




mmmmm!!







Ridiculous.

Might as well do one last Character Assassination.


By the way...if someone got darted over this radical mess...I am definitely not going to be very happy.




This won't bode well for the living.

Oh..do you notice the girl in the gang of 5 in that Victory tape? You know...3 of them seem to be going googlie amongst themselves...she is on the end right.


She's a solo happy--all by herself.


I like her a lot.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9Hqo...x=2&playnext=2









showtime01

i really miss Bill Dullest..a perfect KillBill

sickpuppie

well it wasn't that out there

sid fernando
creator of ..."yoooou looooook MAAAH-VLUS!!! ...you rrrrealy do!!"

Siena 16

overdone sequel...way overdone

Sightypoo

boing!!! boing!!! ....whoa!! ......i mean, oh forget it

Filed Goal Franny Abby Gail Barkenstalk

Franny, funny seeing you here. What if we were to now rub noses?? You know, like the Eskeemos? Or..


we could sit down on a love seat, we could hold hands and I could plant a nice kissy-poo on your left eyelid? ..and then whisper in your ear......."i still love you...is there a way...........................?"



or








no...better not







SilentScreen

i kinda like this

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likes to paint dimes

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doer of salient crimes

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Sterlings new stashed name

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peanut buttah!!


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repairs sknos

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dumbass

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ah did 5,986..so far...ha-ha!!

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i'm sure it's great fun

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so?

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shut up!!

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aaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

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double muffer

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DummyJay's muff's name.......=:>

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is this my good friend?

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oh no...not these

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oh fer gosh sakes

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thank you!

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