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Sightseek 10-22-2010 11:50 AM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 709821)
Clydee Poo has asked no flowers be sent - but CASH be sent to

Morty c/o my good friend Ralphy
PO Box OU812
San Diego, CA 92100

Does this mean YOU are his gay lover?

geeker2 10-22-2010 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 709884)
Does this mean YOU are his gay lover?

Sighty !! :mad:

It just means I am a money grubbing heterosexual :{>:

MaTH716 10-22-2010 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 709884)
Does this mean YOU are his gay lover?

I can't believe you didn't know...........

Sightseek 10-22-2010 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 709886)
Sighty !! :mad:

It just means I am a money grubbing heterosexual :{>:

Well I will keep this secret if you give me some of that :$:


:D

geeker2 10-22-2010 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 709890)
Well I will keep this secret if you give me some of that :$:


:D

Sighty Poo I'll wire it directly into your FB :p

Mathy your picks in the SmartyThready better win or you O-me !!

MaTH716 10-22-2010 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 709893)
Sighty Poo I'll wire it directly into your FB :p

Mathy your picks in the SmartyThready better win or you O-me !!

I hope I don't have to pay off, like apperantly Morty was :eek:.

Sightseek 10-22-2010 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 709893)
Sighty Poo I'll wire it directly into your FB :p

Mathy your picks in the SmartyThready better win or you O-me !!

Oh speaking of ffb....

Do you think Clyde died with a kooly-aid smile on his face?

Ah bet he dud.

Sightseek 10-22-2010 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 709895)
I hope I don't have to pay off, like apperantly Morty was :eek:.

With all due respect =5, Morty was gay, not desperate.

MaTH716 10-22-2010 12:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 709897)
With all due respect =5, Morty was gay, not desperate.

I can respect that. He had standards when it came to his men, God rest his soul.

geeker2 10-22-2010 12:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 709896)
Oh speaking of ffb....

Do you think Clyde died with a kooly-aid smile on his face?

Ah bet he dud.


You should have offered him your stylist :D

Sightseek 10-22-2010 12:48 PM

This is how I choose to always remember him.....


I always think back to when I saw Clyde at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.

geeker2 10-22-2010 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek (Post 709911)
This is how I choose to always remember him.....


I always think back to when I saw Clyde at Milfer farm last November. It was a week after he arrived from Kentucky. He was shown to me in his round pen. There he stood with a huge erection as he was distracted by all the fillies nearby. He was even ejaculating just standing there. Then he bounced out of the pen to his stall. What a virile stallion he is. He is full of energy and has much desire for the fillies.



That story might just bring him back to life !!

MaTH716 10-22-2010 01:31 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 709922)
That story might just bring him back to life !!

Yeah, but it might kill everyone else.

Rudeboyelvis 10-22-2010 01:33 PM

:tro::tro::tro:

That will bring back from dead

Fine Sumatras work, Sighty :{>:

Sightseek 10-22-2010 01:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis (Post 709924)
:tro::tro:

That will bring back from dead

Fine Sumatras work, Sighty :{>:

It was actually Hossy's fine work, but I couldn't let it go un-resurrected. :D

DerbyCat 10-22-2010 01:41 PM

Did anyone offer to try Mouth-to-Pud resuscitation on our poor dear Morty-kins? :eek:


















Where was his dearest Ralphy-poo when he needed him? :p

geeker2 10-22-2010 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 709929)
Did anyone offer to try Mouth-to-Pud resuscitation on our poor dear Morty-kins? :eek:

Where was his dearest Ralphy-poo when he needed him? :p


If that was his last hope for life

























rip Morty













:p

my miss storm cat 10-22-2010 11:51 PM

So what day is the resurrection?

chucklestheclown 10-23-2010 05:02 AM

11/11

MaTH716 10-23-2010 07:46 AM

April 1st.

geeker2 10-23-2010 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 710127)
April 1st.

nice work in the SmartyPickThread :$:

MaTH716 10-23-2010 11:55 AM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 710148)
nice work in the SmartyPickThread :$:

Thanks, it's too bad that douch.....I mean our friend Morty wasn't here to appreciate it.

trackrat59 10-23-2010 07:59 PM

Yeah!

GPK 10-23-2010 08:09 PM

Who is Clyde?

my miss storm cat 10-23-2010 08:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 710282)
Yeah!

Don't get too excited. :D

Resurrection in 5, 4, 3.....

trackrat59 10-23-2010 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 710285)
Don't get too excited. :D

Resurrection in 5, 4, 3.....

Oh, I figured as much. What happened? He get kicked out for ruining over 80% of the threads here instead of his usual 60%. :rolleyes:

my miss storm cat 10-23-2010 08:42 PM

I'm assuming he played the drama queen card but then I wasn't around for his exit so really am not sure.

We'll find out when he comes back. :D

hi_im_god 10-23-2010 08:47 PM

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Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 710293)
Oh, I figured as much. What happened? He get kicked out for vaporizing over 80% of the dolts here instead of his usual 60%. :rolleyes:

ftfy

MaTH716 10-23-2010 09:27 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 710295)
I'm assuming he played the drama queen card but then I wasn't around for his exit so really am not sure.

We'll find out when he comes back. :D

Oh.............Are you saying that he's really not dead?

clyde 10-23-2010 09:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 710285)
Don't get too excited. :D

Resurrection in 5, 4, 3.....



mah sistah!!



This is Frannykins.

Clydeypoo gave me his password...in case anything ever happened to him.

And it did.



That evil witch,SuffyPoo, and her husband...oinkman---shame on them. They thought they had Clydeypoo-kins a goner.



I'd like you all to watch somehing for me:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnvlcvLzTe8


Thanks to his loyal FetchBoy,Ralphy....with the "aid" of oinkman ( :D ) ...Clyde is back with us. Notice how Suffy-poo is so happy to see oinkman again ,later in this clip .( :) )


Also, notice Clyde's "payback."






He will return shortly.

His buggy is full right now.







:D

Coach Pants 10-23-2010 09:43 PM

kissy kissy kissy

clyde 10-23-2010 10:04 PM

Coach...was that really necessary?

Do you know what heavy guffawing does to an upset stomach?



Anyhoo-----yes, Clydeypoo-kins has ra-turned. So nice to see how many here seemed to be in hysterics over my demise.Yes, I'm sure you all found it quite amusing.


I will remember this.Mostly from several here who couldn't seem to stop posting in their joy.The one who started it all...yes,you. Really such a funny girl. ha-ha....ha.



I won't forget any of you.

Coach Pants 10-23-2010 10:10 PM

blech!

I've been bamboozled! You tranny! I thought Frannykins had more whiskers than usual!

geeker2 10-23-2010 10:11 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAALb9sd_gg

Welcome home !!

clyde 10-23-2010 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Coach Pants (Post 710333)
blech!

I've been bamboozled! You tranny! I thought Frannykins had more whiskers than usual!

ror!!



You are so easy to fool.

clyde 10-23-2010 10:16 PM

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Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 710334)




=:>

clyde 10-23-2010 10:34 PM

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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat (Post 709776)
Someone wanna explain what happened?

Haven't been on.

Fly with the angels.



Oh you're hilarious,baby.



You are a funny one all right.

Rileyoriley 10-23-2010 10:45 PM

Does this mean we won't be going to Vegas for s'mores?????:(

clyde 10-23-2010 10:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by trackrat59 (Post 710293)
Oh, I figured as much. What happened? He get kicked out for ruining over 80% of the threads here instead of his usual 60%. :rolleyes:



whodoyouworkfor!!??

clyde 10-23-2010 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god (Post 710296)
ftfy


!!!!



i knew there was a God!!


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