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clyde 09-05-2010 02:51 PM

whoa!!









Sighty-poo................don't ever have any kiddies.

Sightseek 09-05-2010 03:24 PM

^^^^ saw the same thing.


Getting help ASAP.

clyde 09-05-2010 03:49 PM

So?...at least I'm a guy.







God, I better get help as soon as possible.

Sightseek 09-05-2010 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 692564)
So?...at least I'm gay.



FTFY

clyde 09-05-2010 03:56 PM

^^^^ After months of weight training..now having hair cut short and wearing pants.Transformation almost complete.Had down arrow from just below belly button expunged and put on lower back.

Sightseek 09-05-2010 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 692571)
^^^^ After months of weight training..now having hair cut short and wearing pants.Transformation almost complete.Had down arrow expunged and put on lower back.

You're gross.

clyde 09-05-2010 04:22 PM

Just thayin'.

clyde 09-05-2010 08:09 PM

She's mad at me...a-gain.




I think the idea of hot and cold faucets were designed with her in mind.

Of course, Sighty is the one faucet giving both.





Thanks in advance!

Sightseek 09-05-2010 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 692686)
She's mad at me...a-gain.




I think the idea of hot and cold faucets were designed with her in mind.

Of course, Sighty is the one faucet giving both.





Thanks in advance!

I really don't get mad that easily.

clyde 09-05-2010 08:13 PM

No?



r u shore?

Sightseek 09-05-2010 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 692695)
No?



r u shore?

Shore I'm shore.

clyde 09-05-2010 08:18 PM

!!




I didn't make you upset when I first got here...and called you Sightless?

Sightseek 09-05-2010 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 692706)
!!




I didn't make you upset when I first got here...and called you Sightless?

No, but how did you know my eyesight was so bad?

clyde 09-05-2010 08:39 PM

You were looking at Diaper with amorous eyes.


'ememer?

Sightseek 09-05-2010 08:41 PM

I laughed.

clyde 09-05-2010 08:47 PM

You laughing to that made me snort up my Diet Cokey.



I have worn glasses for up close since I was 4.

No wonder I like you.

Sightseek 09-05-2010 08:58 PM

I bought some French's today, wanna go swine hunting?

clyde 09-05-2010 09:01 PM

spit!!

clyde 09-05-2010 09:32 PM

Let's have some fun..can't do this one too much:




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mqI81Xa2mFk

DerbyCat 09-05-2010 11:32 PM

The love between the two of you is inspiring...




A man (Morty... I think?)






A woman (Sightypoo... For sure! :{>: )


















If that doesn't turn Clyde straight, nothin' will! :D

clyde 09-06-2010 12:47 AM

No wonder I can't sleep.

People call me gay,disabled....and now a girl.






At least Im provocative.

Most here probably thought I was Catholic.












But there is one thing I do know.

I llllllove ZenYaddaYaddaYadda!!!!



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pz2kvJf22gs

DerbyCat 09-06-2010 12:53 AM

Seriously?

clyde 09-06-2010 01:01 AM

..uh,no....

DerbyCat 09-06-2010 01:11 AM

I never really thought you were gay, a girl, disabled or a Zenyatta lover




You are obviously a very virile and macho man























Who may very well love Richard's Kid

















But that does not make you a priest

















gosh darn it!

clyde 09-06-2010 01:15 AM

I never really thought you were gay, a girl, disabled or a Zenyatta lover.

This better be good
.




You are obviously a very virile and macho man


It is!!!!
























Who may very well love Richard's Kid


At least the first part was good.


















But that does not make you a priest


One has to take the eunuch test to pass....am allergic to feathers ,down there.


















gosh darn it





thud!!

clyde 09-06-2010 01:17 AM

Say something about your childhood and then...go to bed!!

DerbyCat 09-06-2010 01:26 AM

I played with G.I. Joe when I was a kid







I had several of them










Most had the Kung Fu grip









I had one Barbie doll










My Grandmother gave her to me for Christmas








I just played with her so G.I. Joe had someone to have sex with







Even at a young age I knew Big Ben wasn't his type









Barbie was a cheap whore




















The End




























THUD!

DerbyCat 09-06-2010 01:27 AM

p.s. Good night :)

Sightseek 09-06-2010 07:47 AM

I played with My Little Ponies and Breyer Horses....at a very young age I knew horses were better than people.

Sightseek 09-06-2010 07:48 AM

P.S. Good morning!

Now it's time to hike 7 miles. :)

geeker2 09-06-2010 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 692780)
p.s. Good night :)

DC that was such a nice story.......I cried.

We have so much in common..I loved GI Joe and women!


ror

clyde 09-06-2010 08:59 AM

Oh my God.

MaTH716 09-06-2010 09:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by clyde (Post 692810)
Oh my God.

:tro::tro:

geeker2 09-06-2010 09:06 AM

^^^^^

Davey-poo suck up

MaTH716 09-06-2010 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 692814)
^^^^^

Davey-poo suck up

Who's this Davey Poo you speak of????????????????????????????

geeker2 09-06-2010 09:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 692818)
Who's this Davey Poo you speak of????????????????????????????

OPPPPPPPPPPPS... I let the dog out of the box with that one.

MaTH716 09-06-2010 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by geeker2 (Post 692821)
OPPPPPPPPPPPS... I let the dog out of the box with that one.

OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:eek:

I'm leaving.........:wf

clyde 09-06-2010 10:53 AM

You are all so amusing.

Yet none of you has an invitation to Honula's birthday pahty........but ah do!!






Anyhooo----I thought some of my childhood memories, to date, were disturbing;that is until CGD,Sighty-poo and Ralphy offered some of theirs.I know some of you degenerates ,noticing Sighty's 7 mile hike in honor of her constant fear of fat......imagine very firm thighs.But think of it this way----foot texture to match Waits' voice.I wouldn't want that rubbing on my chest.



Myself....I despised GI Joe.The only ''doll" I ever had was a zebra.



Yes,Math2+2=5..thanks to my "good" friend Ralphy, my real name is out.Might as well give out the whole thing now.

It's Davey-poo Kins.


Part Chinese.

Happy now...are ya?

geeker2 09-06-2010 11:03 AM

ROR....

Sorry my good friend... I didn't think Mathy Poo would respond.

But now that you are out of the closet...can I have your Library Card.


I had an Erection Kit as a child..it was frustrating because I always lost the little nuts.

But I digress....

clyde 09-06-2010 11:11 AM

It's OK...Math is a known divot.




But the rest......no more childhood memories from you and CatGirl,OK?

Sighty-poo gets one more chance.

I think there's a good chance she'll pop out a desk floater.


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