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RockHardTen1985 07-14-2010 09:14 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 669144)
Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.
Figures you would not want your partner stepping out on you.

MaTH716 07-14-2010 09:15 PM
Put this girl in her place and tell her to get started by herself at 7 and that you will be there at 9 to treat her like the animal that she is.

Scav 07-14-2010 09:34 PM
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Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 669146)
Put this girl in her place and tell her to get started by herself at 7 and that you will be there at 9 to treat her like the animal that she is.
I have no problem being the closer

MaTH716 07-14-2010 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 669153)
I have no problem being the closer

Scav 07-14-2010 09:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MaTH716 (Post 669156)
I prefer Goose Gossage, closer body structure.

MaTH716 07-14-2010 09:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 669157)
I prefer Goose Gossage, closer body structure.
:rolleyes:

I was going to post a picture of Broxton, but I don't want Scuds to come in here and hijack the thread about what a F'n woman he is.

Dahoss 07-14-2010 09:57 PM
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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 669135)
Can you even go multiple times? Thats very important, because 1 time might not be worth it.
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 669139)
Of course....Haven't really discussed before with friends so I don't know 'normal' but I tend to be able to get right back in the saddle pretty quickly.

Although, if I am hammered, it is guaranteed one and done because I can barely breath afterwards I am so out of shape.

I just threw up in my mouth a lot.

ateamstupid 07-14-2010 10:02 PM
@ this.

Scav 07-14-2010 10:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Dahoss (Post 669163)
I just threw up in my mouth a lot.
it was a little aggressive, even for the 'net

RockHardTen1985 07-14-2010 10:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 669167)
it was a little aggressive, even for the 'net
I thought it was fine.

Scav 07-14-2010 10:12 PM
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Originally Posted by RockHardTen1985 (Post 669169)
I thought it was fine.
Great!

DerbyCat 07-14-2010 10:36 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS (Post 669144)
Take the free meal over sex. It's as simple as that.
Don't follow this one Tom or else you'll be using a sock, too :zz:

Sightseek 07-14-2010 10:45 PM
Go with the family!

Your mom only gets one birthday a year. I'm hoping you get more than one chance a year to get laid.

Coach Pants 07-14-2010 10:59 PM
Whore: That's Japan.
Scavs: Uh, looks like... I can... It shows.
Whore: Wanna f.uck?
Scavs: Can I post about it on Nerdy Trail?
Whore: Um yeah I guess?
Scavs: Alright!
[three minutes later]
Whore: That was fun.
Scavs: Yeah, that hit the spot.
Whore: Now we can catch up.
Scavs: Yeah.
[heavy breathing]
Scavs: I need to brag on Nerdy Trail real quick. Got a computer?
Whore: Yeah it's down the hallway, second door on the left.

Antitrust32 07-15-2010 07:49 AM
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Originally Posted by TheSpyder (Post 669108)
Tom my man,

You're here for one reason. Your Mom went with "B" and so should you. Darwin has a name for this and it is what keeps our survival. Do what you need to for the survival of the human race.
:tro:

MaTH716 07-15-2010 09:51 AM
I wonder if there is going to be an hour long interview sometime today with Scavs decision.

Indian Charlie 07-15-2010 10:06 AM
Who is more important to you?

You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later.

If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is.

Pretty easy.

MaTH716 07-15-2010 10:30 AM
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Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 669272)
Who is more important to you?

You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later.

If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is.

Pretty easy.
If he invites her, that means he has to entertain her for the life of the party. Plus he will have to answer all kinds of questions from the family that he probably doesn't want to. Also using the Drigs logic, he will have to kick in some more money to pay for her food and drinks. It's a lose, lose, lose situation. He's already a lock. All he would be doing is jepordizing a sure thing.

ddthetide 07-15-2010 10:37 AM
go to dinner with your mom. you can do that chick another night.

Indian Charlie 07-15-2010 10:46 AM
My mother died at 59.

Don't take people for granted.

Sightseek 07-15-2010 11:08 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie (Post 669272)
Who is more important to you?

You should consider telling her that you already have plans for your mom's birthday, and invite her along. If she's a cool chick, she'll probably be impressed with your loyalties and ability to keep a commitment. That can pay off later.

If she gets pissy about you choosing the dinner thing, well, that reveals what kind of person she is.

Pretty easy.
:tro:

FGFan 07-15-2010 12:29 PM
NO!!!! Do NOT invite the sex kitten to your mothers birthday party!!!

Meet her after dinner, another nite but of all things do not invite her to the birthday dinner.

DerbyCat 07-15-2010 01:13 PM
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Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 669351)
NO!!!! Do NOT invite the sex kitten to your mothers birthday party!!!

Meet her after dinner, another nite but of all things do not invite her to the birthday dinner.

This is good advice, if you bring her to dinner your mother and the rest of the family will think she's "The One" and they will pester you about her until you finally tell them she was just there so you could get laid. That will make your mother sad because she just wants the best for you... and she will not think that animal-sex is good for you. Grandchildren shouldn't come from animal-sex. :wf

clyde 07-15-2010 01:30 PM
Shut up.

ddthetide 07-15-2010 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 669376)
This is good advice, if you bring her to dinner your mother and the rest of the family will think she's "The One" and they will pester you about her until you finally tell them she was just there so you could get laid. That will make your mother sad because she just wants the best for you... and she will not think that animal-sex is good for you. Grandchildren shouldn't come from animal-sex. :wf
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 669351)
NO!!!! Do NOT invite the sex kitten to your mothers birthday party!!!

Meet her after dinner, another nite but of all things do not invite her to the birthday dinner.
both very good posts.

Scav 07-15-2010 04:29 PM
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Originally Posted by DerbyCat (Post 669376)
This is good advice, if you bring her to dinner your mother and the rest of the family will think she's "The One" and they will pester you about her until you finally tell them she was just there so you could get laid. That will make your mother sad because she just wants the best for you... and she will not think that animal-sex is good for you. Grandchildren shouldn't come from animal-sex. :wf
Exactly.

Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan (Post 669351)
NO!!!! Do NOT invite the sex kitten to your mothers birthday party!!!

Meet her after dinner, another nite but of all things do not invite her to the birthday dinner.
Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.

Bigsmc 07-15-2010 05:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 669456)
Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.
Good Boy.

Now, get that skank on the line and find out when she is available for you to cash the raincheck.

FGFan 07-15-2010 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Scav (Post 669456)
Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.
With or without the kitten?:p

ddthetide 07-15-2010 07:47 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 669456)

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.
good job thomas.:tro:

Sightseek 07-15-2010 07:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Scav (Post 669456)
Exactly.



Trying...

I went over to my parents house this morning and I gave my mom her gift and a card, and I told her she could have 10 minutes to harp on me about whatever as another gift.

1) What am I doing with my life?
2) When are you getting married?
3) Let me hook you up with someone?
4) You better not be doing a bunch of fluzys

She used up a full 10 minutes....

I'm going to the dinner tonight. As much as a pain in the ass that my mom is, she deserves it.
Yay Tom!

So we didn't go over this, do you like this girl and are looking for more or are you just looking for non-commital sex?

DerbyCat 07-15-2010 08:06 PM
Good for you Tom, choosing family over getting laid is a real sign of maturity... Of course, I'm not sure that everyone here is ready to see that side of you ;)

I think many people will agree when I say "we're proud of you".


Well, everyone except morty, but he's tough to please :rolleyes:

clyde 07-15-2010 08:22 PM
I'm sick of the lot of you do gooders.



Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.

ateamstupid 07-15-2010 09:04 PM
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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669543)
I'm sick of the lot of you do gooders.



Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.

Rileyoriley 07-15-2010 09:16 PM
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Originally Posted by herkhorse (Post 669120)
what kind of animal? I think this is important.The female Praying Mantis for instance, devours the male while they are mating. The male sometimes continues copulating even after the female has bitten off his head and part of his upper torso. just sayin...
The black widow also kills her mate after copulating. just thayin....

clyde 07-15-2010 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley (Post 669566)
The black widow also kills her mate after copulating. just thayin....

I knew it!!




!!!!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

clyde 07-15-2010 09:20 PM
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Originally Posted by ateamstupid (Post 669558)
=:>

DerbyCat 07-15-2010 09:42 PM
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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669543)

Do what you want,Skivs.....you're going to fucl< it up anyways.
I believe with animal-sex you do fucl< it "up", "down", "sideways", "inside out" and "hanging-from-the-chandelier"... So technically, your advice was incomplete...

I wouldn't listen to this guy Tom, I don't think he knows a thing about animal-sex :p

clyde 07-15-2010 09:47 PM
NerdyCat,


You're right..I don't.

I don't know a whole lot about human sex either, but I can warmly write a smut story.

I blend right in here.

DerbyCat 07-15-2010 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by clyde (Post 669591)
NerdyCat,


You're right..I don't.

I don't know a whole lot about human sex either, but I can warmly write a smut story.

I blend right in here.
Funny, from your avatar I thought you would know about "animal-sex", here is some "smut" for you:

Roses are red
Morty is blue
So are his balls
Could this be true?

clyde 07-15-2010 10:03 PM
Now,just a minute.



Are you a girl or a guy?


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