Because your mind is in the gutter, don't think mine is in it with you.

And, now we have comments about age. Figures! What are you - two?!~

me too. darn.

ftfy

I realize that it is derby time and you are all jacked up. It happens every year. At the same time, if you are going to be in the idiot club, I am going to have a little fun with you.

I have no idea how old you are. My guess, by what you type, is that you are at least 65. I wasnt making fun of your age, just pointing out the obvious-that you are probably old enough to be my grandma.
Now, if what I hear is true, you will probably type an email to admin bitching about how you are being harassed. I know for a fact that you have done it before on other sites.

Anything that I have typed is subject to interpretation. If you feel what I typed is raunchy, perhaps you are the one with the raunchy mind. And if that is the case, more power to you. The image of you being raunchy may be a little distasteful to some but I am happy for you.

Cheers!

You're missing much more than that . Poor, poor babies. Dont worey - the gubamint will take kare of youze.

Amidst all the confusion...a lightbulb goes off.:tro:

[quote=dalakhani;639723]I realize that it is derby time and you are all jacked up. It happens every year. At the same time, if you are going to be in the idiot club, I am going to have a little fun with you.

I have no idea how old you are. My guess, by what you type, is that you are at least 65. I wasnt making fun of your age, just pointing out the obvious-that you are probably old enough to be my grandma.
Now, if what I hear is true, you will probably type an email to admin bitching about how you are being harassed. I know for a fact that you have done it before on other sites.

Anything that I have typed is subject to interpretation. If you feel what I typed is raunchy, perhaps you are the one with the raunchy mind. And if that is the case, more power to you. The image of you being raunchy may be a little distasteful to some but I am happy for you.

Cheers![/QUOTE

Oh, please - spare me the pontification on your professed innocence.

And, you mean I can "type an e-mail to admin and bitch about being harassed."? Hmmmm - I think I would only consider doing that if someone was an implied physical threat. You, my dear, are no threat whatsoever - even if you wish you could be.

Maybe, you'll mature with age... maybe.

[quote=Princess Doreen;639728]And maybe derby week will be over and you will go back to your trailer and your forked tongued dillydallies. :)

As far as typing to admin, you are lying through your dentures and you know it. No need to add "liar" to the list of adjectives...my dear.

I personally know a couple dozen people who just threw up reading this thread.

[quote=dalakhani;639731]Nope! Ol' grandma with her dentures doesn't get to swill moonshine in her "trailer" until June 15th.

HAH! You should live as good on your vacation if you can afford to spend time out of your basement apt.

As to my being a "liar", I am sure everyone is all ears, so just tell what you know instead of alluding to it. I'm not afraid of the truth.

[quote=Princess Doreen;639737]You know exactly what you did with a certain poster that use to call you "the dog lady". Ring a bell? Maybe you forgot. ;)

Basement apt? Should I be ashamed if I were in a basement apartment? Should I add hypocrite?

I guess we know who Nascar's date will be to the next klan meeting. Don't worry- no one will know who you are underneath that sheet.

[quote=dalakhani;639739]Or course, I remember. Want to get more specific than that? Be careful that what you report is the truth - not what you think or heard is the truth. Mind you, said person to whom you refer sends me PM's every once in a while asking how I am and wishing me well.

Basement apts. are just fine. Anyplace someone can hang a hat is home. Just throwing it back at you when you make disparaging remarks about my vacationing in a trailer.

Doesn't feel good - does it?

Your desperation and frustration is showing. Not sure what's wrong with you, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.

Take a pill, eat some fiber, get some sleep - do something to alleviate whatever ails you. The Dems in DC will be a long time in sending help.

I dont take pills, you do. Valium right? Nothing wrong with that. And as far as fiber goes...I realize at your age that those simple pleasures are that much more important. I bet when I'm your age, going number 2 will be a much more exciting event than it is now.

You live in a trailer in the sticks. You raise dogs and you don't like black folks. You take valium and you have an interesting vibrator. Most importantly, you appreciate a good BM. Cool. Thats great. I still can't wait for derby week to be over.

and it's not getting any better.

[quote=Princess Doreen;639745]What you think about me or anything else is immaterial. This is all just fun for me. You see, you have no idea of anything about me. I have revealed nothing other than I like to toy with the challenged. I guess that in a sense reveals a certain sadistic side but nobody is perfect.

I didnt say anything disparaging about your trailer or even about your mustang for that matter although its obviously a huge source of pride for you.

As for your communications, dog lady, there are a few on this site that know what you did. Keep trying.

I think it's just hitting its best stride in the last half hour.

The frustration grows. Pretty soon guards from the psych ward will be dropping a net over you.

You're one sick pup, dillydally.

Will leave you for the evening. Try and get some rest - the thorazine they'll give you will be most relaxing.

[quote=dalakhani;639754]Oh, blow it out your gall bladder, you poser - or click your heels together three times and maybe you'll blow off to OZ - where you belong.

I did nothing to no one, and anyone who says I did is a bold face liar - including you, blow hard.

Now - good night!

Don't leave dog lady, its just getting fun. Take another valium, come on back and lets do this for a little while longer.

Actually, I would love another "education" on the definition of "racist". Perhaps you and nascar could collaborate. Send him a PM. Ask him to get together. Title it "your trailer or mine"

Where's that popcorn emicon when you need it

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Dooreen needs her sleep. She has an exciting morning ahead of Rush limbaugh, Glenn beck and Judge Wapner reruns. Perhaps even the fiber will kick in tonight.

Either way, I take back what I said about derby week.

:D

I am retiring from the political threads again. I am entirely too intolerant of ignorance.

GBBOB, I need a cheap winner. Can you give an old friend a winner via PM.

That's easy...whatever horses are entered in a race that I am...

Except for next Sunday;)

Don't leave me hanging. I need details. College funds are hanging in the balance.

Dalah....to be continued....we'll talk.

Your right rear needs air...better go out and pump it up. Those Airstreams are known for that

LOL...double wide thank you very much! Wait, basement apartment.

Do you think if i made nice with Dooreen she would send over a couple of valiums?

did someone say blow hard?

Not only if a Mexican tries to steal my property but anyone else tries to steal my property I have ever right to defend it. I will do that by whatever means I deem feasible. Your are very right in saying that its not going to be easy from stopping them from entering this country.

I'm not falling for it. There is no way that this can be real. Doreen and hi_im_god must have formed some sort of secret internet comedy duo. There just can't be any possible way that even she could miss the joke so completely.

Is there?

As time goes by, I have come to believe the answer is yes, unfortunately.

FTFY to make you sound less racist.

almost as good as 'who's on first?'.