Churchill never sent me my invoice this year. I signed both myself and my old man up as I was trying to get 8 tickets. I am assuming I would have gotten them by now so it looks like no Derby for me this year.

Probably wouldn't go anyways because this Irish guy is coming to Chicago on that Friday, and he wants to go sit in the bleachers for a Cubs game on that Sunday. I am breaking my "Not going to a home game until they win a playoff game" ban for him.....

The Irish guy is coming all the way to the States on DERBY weekend and doesn't want to come to Kentucky? What?!?

He was there last year, and I don't think he is getting here until late Friday.

I also think his mancrush for '24' might have something to do with it.

I thought all one needed to do was shine the Pimpman beacon and Scavs appeared, no matter where or when? The citizens of Pimpcity want a refund.

Yeah, all 2 of them.

I never saw the signal, but don't worry I'll put it out for you.




Oh S.hit, that's not it.............

The Scavs Air Guitar Beacon might garner even less attention than when the more widely-known Pimpman Derby 2009 lights the sky.

That is wrong....

I'm very sorry. When you are in Jersey this summer let me know and I will buy you dinner as an apology.

With that look on his face, I'm guessing he's trying to burn a mule with his pants still on......

Note to Scavs: never, ever, ever friend a DT-er on facebook. FYI.

This is beyond classic. What the hell would DT be without Scav?

I agree! But doesn't anyone else find it alarming that the girl can fit into Scav's t-shirt and more importantly his sweat pants?

That is pretty good, but they didn't fit her, at all.

The shirt was down to her knees, which was kinda hot at one point.

I'll bet it was, Pinocchio, with you on all fours in front of her telling her lies.

What the hell are you doing with my wife!

This is GOLD Jerry..Gold!!!

Good Lord, Scav. You're going to Jersey? When the hell you going there?

I'm in the wrong business. I get sent to places like Bumfuk, Ohio.

I heard through the grapevine that he's going to be spending a lot of time at Monmouth Park. But, apparently when he's not at the track, Mr. Chicago is going to try to add Mr. Jersey Shore to his resume as well.



What'ya think Scavs & Snooks an item?

I would beat his ass if he ever went near that Snookie chick. She is putrid at best.

Not going to Jersey from what I know of. Maybe Philly Park but I don't know why I would be going to Jersey. Although, I could tear up the Shore, I have an insane fist pump

BTW Kev, I know you would bang Snookie, there is no doubt in my mind that you would bang her.

I would bang her if I was out on the prowl, but I could never date a broad like that

I wouldn't f*ck her with DrugS dick and FreddyMo pushing. There's not one single thing attractive about her.

Stop it. I know how you roll.

I think we're going to need video footage to prove that!

Chat Roulette.

Scav's fist pump or your dick with FreddyMo pushing?

scav and freddymo are two people who will never get near me.

sincerely,
DrugS dick

Nic be nice..I was going to bring you in the barn area to watch Komodo get Milkshaked , Clen'd and blocked before his next race

FTFY :)

Oh okay...

When is he running again anyway?

Please, a chick like that has to be good at something. GPK is lying.

Exactly. He is so full of crap. He would titty bang her like crazy, and I guarantee he would let her ride reverse cowgirl style.

I don't blame him for not letting her ride him with her facing him, then you have to see what you are actually doing.

And my breakfast goes directly into the garbage........

Kev needs to spend more time in Sleazeside to see what actually qualifies as hot in those parts.

$100 says that ugly b*tch weighs 4 bills before she's 30 years old.

A- If she get married and settles down before that, then I think that's a solid bet.

B- If she ends up in porn, which I think is very likely. I would take the over. But even then, I think I would still take under 36.

Four bills? Come on, that's impossible. As thick as she may be now, she's 4'10". It's virtually impossible that she could ever weight 400 pounds.

I would do very dirty things to Snookie .. or whatever her name is.

Can try Angry Dragon on her like crazy!