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Fulla Sheets 02-21-2010 10:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Why? He your agent or something?

Only teenage kid I know shooting 92 with an agent :D

Ever since the Arlington Million last year, all he has been telling me is stop messing with the horses, focus on school, golf, and broads.

MaTH716 02-21-2010 10:06 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side :$: :$: doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

Great advice Kev. So you want the kid to be a degenerate horse player, gay and unemployed. You are going to make a wonderful role model. Keep up the good work.
:rolleyes:

GPK 02-21-2010 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Great advice Kev. So you want the kid to be a degenerate horse player, gay and unemployed. You are going to make a wonderful role model. Keep up the good work.
:rolleyes:

You're right. God knows we don't need a cross between DrugS and Brian W. Spencer hanging around these parts.

Scav 02-21-2010 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side :$: :$: doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

Stop, I worked all weekend to get this kid to focus on golf. 15, weighs 120 soaking wet and hits the ball 250 down the pipe effortlessly, and he doesn't practice for ****.

He has potential, hell, maybe he could be your prodigy, I still get my cut regardless

He shot a 92 with probably 35 putts and some putrid 2nd shots. You could fix that in two weeks

Fulla Sheets 02-21-2010 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Stop, I worked all weekend to get this kid to focus on golf. 15, weighs 120 soaking wet and hits the ball 250 down the pipe effortlessly, and he doesn't practice for ****.

He has potential, hell, maybe he could be your prodigy, I still get my cut regardless

He shot a 92 with probably 35 putts and some putrid 2nd shots. You could fix that in two weeks

135 yard 9 irons to 10 feet is not exactly putrid, 3 putting from there is.

GPK 02-21-2010 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
Stop, I worked all weekend to get this kid to focus on golf. 15, weighs 120 soaking wet and hits the ball 250 down the pipe effortlessly, and he doesn't practice for ****.

He has potential, hell, maybe he could be your prodigy, I still get my cut regardless

He shot a 92 with probably 35 putts and some putrid 2nd shots. You could fix that in two weeks


If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

Hi Jill :D

GPK 02-21-2010 10:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Fulla Sheets
135 yard 9 irons to 10 feet is not exactly putrid, 3 putting from there is.

Get Bob Rotella's book titled "Putting Out of Your Mind". It will help you a great deal, I promise.
And if you send it to me, I will even autograph it for you.

Scav 02-21-2010 10:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

Hi Jill :D

i dont disagree with that.

Fulla Sheets 02-21-2010 11:03 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Get Bob Rotella's book titled "Putting Out of Your Mind". It will help you a great deal, I promise.
And if you send it to me, I will even autograph it for you.

Ok, but you have to send a box of Pro V 1s back :D

GPK 02-21-2010 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Fulla Sheets
Ok, but you have to send a box of Pro V 1s back :D

I haven't gotten my allotment from Titleist yet. We have had snow on the ground for 2 months, so I haven't bothered calling my rep so he can send them to me. I have some Srixon Z-Stars that I will be happy to send you a dozen of. Play with them or trade them in somewhere on some Pro V's.

PM me your info where to ship them. I will get them out to you this week. Probably have some new hats hanging around here somewhere I will send you too.

Fulla Sheets 02-21-2010 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I haven't gotten my allotment from Titleist yet. We have had snow on the ground for 2 months, so I haven't bothered calling my rep so he can send them to me. I have some Srixon Z-Stars that I will be happy to send you a dozen of. Play with them or trade them in somewhere on some Pro V's.

PM me your info where to ship them. I will get them out to you this week. Probably have some new hats hanging around here somewhere I will send you too.

Wow, wasn't expecting that, thank you

Bigsmc 02-22-2010 05:21 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

Hi Jill :D

Is this some type of apology for calling me old in a previous post?

GPK 02-22-2010 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Is this some type of apology for calling me old in a previous post?

I'm not saying you're old yet, but you will be in a few years. Maybe in a few months.

Antitrust32 02-22-2010 09:08 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Kid, you suck worse than me with the putter. This game will drive you insane. Quit now while there is still hope for you. Stay away from girls too...they will drive you more insane than golf will.

Finish high school, move to Tampa and play the horses for a living. In another 5-8 years, Bigs will be retired and will need someone to drive his old ass around everywhere. You can make some side :$: :$: doing that.

My final piece of advice...ALWAYS, ALWAYS listen to the advice of Exacta Bob. He will never do you wrong.

other than the last sentence, Sheets, NEVER listen to GPK.

Antitrust32 02-22-2010 09:10 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
If he's only 15, he far ahead of where I was. I didn't start playing golf til I was 15. I could fix his iron game, no problem.

YOU need to quit giving him advice on women though. I think if he saw your MJ dancing on youtube, he would probably quit taking any advice you give.

He needs to listen to Bigs when it comes to women. He "married up" WAY up

Hi Jill :D

Scav has skills man.

GPK 02-22-2010 09:16 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Scav has skills man.

Please. He couldn't get laid in a $2 whore house.

Bigsmc 02-22-2010 09:18 AM

In the kid's defense, he was putting under difficult conditions.

Antitrust32 02-22-2010 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Please. He couldn't get laid in a $2 whore house.

lol. I disagree! Scav is the man! I've really enjoyed him being in Ocala for the past week.

We went out last week with a friend of mine who is very pretty.. she's head over heels for Tom already!

MaTH716 02-22-2010 09:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
Scav has skills man.

And he is a sharp dresser to boot.....

:rolleyes:

GBBob 02-22-2010 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
lol. I disagree! Scav is the man! I've really enjoyed him being in Ocala for the past week.

We went out last week with a friend of mine who is very pretty.. she's head over heels for Tom already!

And Tom is great with seeing eye dogs too!

Bigsmc 02-22-2010 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
lol. I disagree! Scav is the man! I've really enjoyed him being in Ocala for the past week.

We went out last week with a friend of mine who is very pretty.. she's head over heels for Tom already!

Is she head over heels because she tripped over her white cane?

Bigsmc 02-22-2010 10:05 AM

Damn Bob, you beat me to it.

MaTH716 02-22-2010 10:09 AM

Our Hero:


Antitrust32 02-22-2010 10:15 AM

lol.. dont be jealous boys :D

2MinsToPost 02-22-2010 10:22 AM

Any suggestions on things to do in Ocala would be great, I am gonna spend 2 days there coming up real soon.

MaTH716 02-22-2010 10:27 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
Any suggestions on things to do in Ocala would be great, I am gonna spend 2 days there coming up real soon.

Jesus, you're gettin around lately.

Antitrust32 02-22-2010 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
Any suggestions on things to do in Ocala would be great, I am gonna spend 2 days there coming up real soon.


there is ABSOLUTELY nothing to do in Ocala. Nothing.

But there are a lot of horse farms and its kinda pretty for horse farm lovers (the farms and land is beautiful). But if you actually live here like I do.. the farms get old quick.

So I'd drive around and stop at certain farms.. maybe check out online and see what stallions you'd like to see first. Sometimes the gates are open and you can go in and see the horses and stallions.

Chuck has a barn here so I'd go stop there.. the Classic Mile is a nice spot.

Besides that, all there is to do in Ocala is eat and make / have babies.

PM me though, we could meet up for dinner or something if you'd like.

2MinsToPost 02-22-2010 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Jesus, you're gettin around lately.

part of why I moved to Florida and life is about livin man

2MinsToPost 02-22-2010 10:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
there is ABSOLUTELY nothing to do in Ocala. Nothing.

But there are a lot of horse farms and its kinda pretty for horse farm lovers (the farms and land is beautiful). But if you actually live here like I do.. the farms get old quick.

So I'd drive around and stop at certain farms.. maybe check out online and see what stallions you'd like to see first. Sometimes the gates are open and you can go in and see the horses and stallions.

Chuck has a barn here so I'd go stop there.. the Classic Mile is a nice spot.

Besides that, all there is to do in Ocala is eat and make / have babies.

PM me though, we could meet up for dinner or something if you'd like.

cool thanks yeah the horse farms would be the deal

Antitrust32 02-22-2010 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
part of why I moved to Florida and life is about livin man

then you need to drive to Miami or Daytona and just drive up and down a1a by the beach.

The chicks in thong bikini's are better than the horses any day!

Scav 02-22-2010 02:45 PM

At least Uncly knows how I am rollin.

It is just something I can't control.....

GPK 02-22-2010 04:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
At least Uncly knows how I am rollin.

It is just something I can't control.....


Stop it. That is far and away the worse crock of sh*t I have ever heard you say.:wf

Bigs, make him stop.

Antitrust32 02-22-2010 04:36 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Stop it. That is far and away the worse crock of sh*t I have ever heard you say.:wf

Bigs, make him stop.


How come you wont believe me Kev? Tom is a catch!

Scav 02-22-2010 04:42 PM

:D :eek: :{>:
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
How come you wont believe me Kev? Tom is a catch!

Ok, now you are laying it on pretty thick, even for me !

Antitrust32 02-22-2010 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Scav
:D :eek: :{>:

Ok, now you are laying it on pretty thick, even for me !


:D
maybe cause I like girls I dont know what a good catch is for a straight woman??

I know a good catch for me is any woman who doesnt bitch and moan very often at all but puts out often. I'm pretty simple.

MaTH716 02-22-2010 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:D
maybe cause I like girls I dont know what a good catch is for a straight woman??

I know a good catch for me is any woman who doesnt bitch and moan very often at all but puts out often. I'm pretty simple.

Good Luck with that.

:rolleyes:

hoovesupsideyourhead 02-22-2010 06:04 PM

its the flip flops

Antitrust32 02-22-2010 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Good Luck with that.

:rolleyes:

tell me about it.. I've only found the ones that put out often.. but the bitching and moaning is always there :mad:


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