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Danzig 03-30-2009 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Please Sighty .. I'm sure you have the looks and all.

The all-time greatest display by a female racing analyst I've ever seen was turned in by Claudia Simon on TVG several years ago.

She was on by herself as the post parade was going by for a race at a harness track ... and they had the abbreviation DR next to the name of all the drivers in the race.

She was calling them like Dr. David Miller and Dr. Catelo Manzi etc. It took a couple of them until she realized the entire field wasn't made up of doctors acting as harness drivers.
that's hilarious!

mclem0822 03-30-2009 08:17 PM
I've always thought Caton Bredar is cute as hell!

philcski 03-30-2009 09:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Payson Dave
Uncly.... but shirely y'all already knew this
:{>: :{>:

Antitrust32 03-31-2009 07:30 AM
:o

I think playing an exacta with the 9 and the 11 with the favorite in the 9th race at Toga everyday doesnt make me a real handicapper...

tho I am a sexy bitch :rolleyes:

philcski 03-31-2009 08:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:o

I think playing an exacta with the 9 and the 11 with the favorite in the 9th race at Toga everyday doesnt make me a real handicapper...

tho I am a sexy bitch :rolleyes:
Uncl's... check your FB

PeteMugg 03-31-2009 01:42 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:o

I think playing an exacta with the 9 and the 11 with the favorite in the 9th race at Toga everyday doesnt make me a real handicapper...

tho I am a sexy bitch :rolleyes:
I'm sure you are ... but I think you should back that up with a few photos

philcski 03-31-2009 10:19 PM
I've put some thought into this and I'd like to nominate myself. :$:


The Indomitable DrugS 03-31-2009 11:01 PM
If Warren T. was a metrosexual?

The cool last name does kind of make up for the pink shirt though.

I'd be livin the dream if my last name was Caccatore

Bigsmc 04-01-2009 04:36 AM
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Originally Posted by philcski
I've put some thought into this and I'd like to nominate myself. :$:

That is WarranT'esque Phil.

Do you happen to have a photo of your basement too? Where it all happenssssssssss, yesssssss.

philcski 04-01-2009 07:52 AM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
If Warren T. was a metrosexual?

The cool last name does kind of make up for the pink shirt though.

I'd be livin the dream if my last name was Caccatore
:tro:

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
That is WarranT'esque Phil.

Do you happen to have a photo of your basement too? Where it all happenssssssssss, yesssssss.
I call this one "WarranT does the Kentucky Oaks."

Some of my finest work.

I don't have a basement, nor do I live with my parents, or else I'd take a shot of "where the magic happens."

Bigsmc 04-01-2009 08:06 AM
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Originally Posted by philcski
:tro:



I call this one "WarranT does the Kentucky Oaks."

Some of my finest work.

I don't have a basement, nor do I live with my parents, or else I'd take a shot of "where the magic happens."
Shitty post by me. I didn't even get the WarranT quote correct.

I'll blame it on morning grogginess, I'll try to step up my game.

Sightseek 04-01-2009 08:08 AM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
If Warren T. was a metrosexual?

The cool last name does kind of make up for the pink shirt though.

I'd be livin the dream if my last name was Caccatore
Real men can pull off pink.

Sightseek 04-01-2009 08:26 AM
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Originally Posted by philcski
I've put some thought into this and I'd like to nominate myself. :$:

I think you should enter more than one photo of you in this contest....that spider man outfit of yours?

:tro:


:D

philcski 04-01-2009 08:44 AM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I think you should enter more than one photo of you in this contest....that spider man outfit of yours?

:tro:


:D
now that i'm "outed" as available for viewing on facebook, those wishing to see me in full spandex have plenty of opportunity.


personally, i think you should toss your hat in the ring with your bikini on the rocks photo- hands down winner :{>:

GPK 04-01-2009 08:45 AM
I humbly and graciously accept the award. Thanks to all my fans. I love you all.

GBBob 04-01-2009 08:50 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK
I humbly and graciously accept the award. Thanks to all my fans. I love you all.
Where the hell you been?

Sightseek 04-01-2009 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by philcski
now that i'm "outed" as available for viewing on facebook, those wishing to see me in full spandex have plenty of opportunity.


personally, i think you should toss your hat in the ring with your bikini on the rocks photo- hands down winner :{>:
You should name it "Spandex Glory" :D

That photo was taken on the Cliff Walk in Newport, RI....so pretty!

Payson Dave 04-01-2009 08:53 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK
I humbly and graciously accept the award. Thanks to all my fans. I love you all.
...

GPK 04-01-2009 08:55 AM
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Originally Posted by GBBob
Where the hell you been?
I don't know, but when I figure it out, I will let u know.;)

Sightseek 04-01-2009 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by GPK
I humbly and graciously accept the award. Thanks to all my fans. I love you all.
GPK's photo entry:

http://www.thereheis.com/nucleus3.22...0908-guido.jpg

philcski 04-01-2009 09:01 AM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
I didn't realize his chest was that hairy.

philcski 04-01-2009 09:09 AM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
You should name it "Spandex Glory" :D

That photo was taken on the Cliff Walk in Newport, RI....so pretty!
...wow, there ARE cliffs and water in that photo!

The Indomitable DrugS 04-01-2009 12:07 PM
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Originally Posted by Sightseek
Real men can pull off pink.
As evidence...




The chick on the left wants it.

viscount26 04-01-2009 12:53 PM
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Originally Posted by GPK
I humbly and graciously accept the award. Thanks to all my fans. I love you all.
:zz: :zz:

FGFan 04-01-2009 09:22 PM
Hmmm...lets see


I agree Sighty..

Lafittee II..:{>: :{>:

Then I'll take Philski in the pink!!

Was going to say GPK...but then the beachy photo just Ugggghhhh..sorry kev.

So DrugS but this of course is only based on rumor


and then Jessica P. Gotta vote for the FG Girly..

Oh and Brockguy your Arlington tales have followed you to the FairGrounds...:D

Sightseek 04-01-2009 09:31 PM
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Originally Posted by FGFan
Hmmm...lets see


I agree Sighty..

Lafittee II..:{>: :{>:
I know pretty! :tro:

Hickory Hill Hoff 04-04-2009 08:09 AM
The two gals on Capital OTB ;)

SOREHOOF 04-05-2009 08:57 AM
Jan Rushton by far. Love those hats at the Spa!

Sightseek 04-05-2009 07:33 PM
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Originally Posted by brockguy
If I recall correctly one of the pretty female handicappers took a particular shine to me last year at Arlington!! :)
As Scavs would say, the photos of you and her on facebook are SO comedy.


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