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GPK 02-18-2009 11:58 AM

Note to Scavs...there's about 50 Red Hat ladies out here looking for ya :-)

GPK 02-18-2009 12:05 PM

Ouch...poker room sounding better by the minute.

Redboard alert!! I put a WP saver bet on the 11. Pays an absurd $38 in the middle :)

GPK 02-18-2009 12:09 PM

We have a Rudeboy sighting in the house

Sightseek 02-18-2009 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Note to Scavs...there's about 50 Red Hat ladies out here looking for ya :-)

^^^ tipped him off on the $38 dollar place horse.

GPK 02-18-2009 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Sightseek
^^^ tipped him off on the $38 dollar place horse.


Why u gotta tell everything you know?? :-)

GPK 02-18-2009 12:29 PM

Grunder's voice sounds so much sweeter live...

pmacdaddy 02-18-2009 12:46 PM

Snowing in NY. You Cuban sandwich eatin bastards....

GPK 02-18-2009 12:58 PM

Bigs and I gonna split the following pick 6 ticket.

6,7,9/2,3,8/5,8,9/2/8/4,10,11

GPK 02-18-2009 01:24 PM

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Originally Posted by pmacdaddy
Snowing in NY. You Cuban sandwich eatin bastards....


PMac, overnight me some sunscreen man!!! I'm burning up here.

GPK 02-18-2009 01:30 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Bigs and I gonna split the following pick 6 ticket.

6,7,9/2,3,8/5,8,9/2/8/4,10,11


Poof...up in smoke. Oh well

GPK 02-18-2009 01:41 PM

My God I'm betting the dogs. Someone help me

viscount26 02-18-2009 01:50 PM

2,3, exacta boxes all races
:$:

viscount26 02-18-2009 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
PMac, overnight me some sunscreen man!!! I'm burning up here.

Burn in Hell
:D

GPK 02-18-2009 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by viscount26
Burn in Hell
:D

I meant to take a picture of the "No Scotsman Allowed" sign upon entering TBD :-)

viscount26 02-18-2009 02:27 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
I meant to take a picture of the "No Scotsman Allowed" sign upon entering TBD :-)


GFY, and that would be Scotsmen plural ya Redneck
:D

GPK 02-18-2009 02:59 PM

Wow, Sweet Apple Betty showed a lot of heart there. But it did help that Oro was an overconfident idiot on the 5.

Ian, late dd looks very chalky.

GPK 02-18-2009 03:27 PM

Bigs is teasing me. We have a developing situation. Bigs is talking about tomorrow being DOUBLE HEADER Thursday!! Me, him and Rudeboyelvis heading to Tampa Bay Downs in the afternoon and then Derby Lane dog track tomorrow night. :-)

viscount26 02-18-2009 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Bigs is teasing me. We have a developing situation. Bigs is talking about tomorrow being DOUBLE HEADER Thursday!! Me, him and Rudeboyelvis heading to Tampa Bay Downs in the afternoon and then Derby Lane dog track tomorrow night. :-)

No comment. You might meet a dog or two. in red hats
:D :zz:

GPK 02-18-2009 03:58 PM

F*ck me running. Ateam must be lurking around here somewhere. I go 7 f*cking deep in the last race and didn't hit the pick 4. Congrats to bigs and rude for hitting it though.

ateamstupid 02-18-2009 04:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
F*ck me running. Ateam must be lurking around here somewhere. I go 7 f*cking deep in the last race and didn't hit the pick 4. Congrats to bigs and rude for hitting it though.

Don't blame me. That hasn't happened to me since. I blame you for Lawyer Ron.

GPK 02-18-2009 04:18 PM

Bigs just hits the late pick 4 at Gulf for .50. Paying him $1,200+!!!

Heels1989 02-18-2009 04:19 PM

Time for Happy Hour!!!

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Originally Posted by GPK
Bigs just hits the late pick 4 at Gulf for .50. Paying him $1,200+!!!


MaTH716 02-18-2009 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Bigs just hits the late pick 4 at Gulf for .50. Paying him $1,200+!!!

Congrats Bigs, Are you taking your 3 children out for dinner and ice cream tonight?

GPK 02-18-2009 04:55 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Congrats Bigs, Are you taking your 3 children out for dinner and ice cream tonight?

GFY. Why is it that the midgets always gotta make smart ass comments?? :-)

MaTH716 02-18-2009 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
GFY. Why is it that the midgets always gotta make smart ass comments?? :-)

I'm sorry, but since I'm 5'8-1/2" I technically don't qualify in the midget category! :cool:

Rudeboyelvis 02-18-2009 06:03 PM

Killer hit by my man Bigs taking down GP like candy from a baby! Well done... Grace under fire - not even sweatin' the monster underlay in the last... Dude is as cool as the other side of the pillow

Great day one of the GPK invasion, full agenda of action on tap tomorrow for the TBD / Derby Lanes Double Header... Get Crackin'!!!

GPK 02-18-2009 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Rudeboyelvis
Killer hit by my man Bigs taking down GP like candy from a baby! Well done... Grace under fire - not even sweatin' the monster underlay in the last... Dude is as cool as the other side of the pillow

Great day one of the GPK invasion, full agenda of action on tap tomorrow for the TBD / Derby Lanes Double Header... Get Crackin'!!!

Dan, I had to convince Mrs. Bigs that it is GPK bobblehead day tomorrow at both places and my presence was needed for autograph sessions.

She bit ;-)

Bigsmc 02-18-2009 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by MaTH716
Congrats Bigs, Are you taking your 3 children out for dinner and ice cream tonight?

Nah, gotta 'cap tonight. Can't waste time with ice cream, this is a marathon, not a sprint.

GP pick 4 was a complete blind squirrel moment. Pure luck that the 15-1 firster wins going away in the last.

Great day, good times and we'll hit it again tomorrow. Gotta teach KGB what a Double Quinella bet is at the dog track.

Riot 02-18-2009 06:29 PM

Bigs! Congrats, well-deserved! Enjoy! :tro:

golfer 02-18-2009 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Bigsmc
Nah, gotta 'cap tonight. Can't waste time with ice cream, this is a marathon, not a sprint.

GP pick 4 was a complete blind squirrel moment. Pure luck that the 15-1 firster wins going away in the last.

Great day, good times and we'll hit it again tomorrow. Gotta teach KGB what a Double Quinella bet is at the dog track.

Bigs, it's the Quinella Double, OK. This written by someone who has hit it many times (all right, maybe twice in 10 years, but who's counting).

Rudeboyelvis 02-18-2009 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Dan, I had to convince Mrs. Bigs that it is Red Hat Lady day tomorrow at both places and my presence was needed for autograph sessions.

She bit ;-)

FTFY



;)

31lengths 02-18-2009 07:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Bigs is teasing me. We have a developing situation. Bigs is talking about tomorrow being DOUBLE HEADER Thursday!! Me, him and Rudeboyelvis heading to Tampa Bay Downs in the afternoon and then Derby Lane dog track tomorrow night. :-)


Let me know if that's gonna happen. I'm only a hop and a skip from Derby Lane and might be able to come out and play.

GPK 02-18-2009 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by 31lengths
Let me know if that's gonna happen. I'm only a hop and a skip from Derby Lane and might be able to come out and play.

Leo, unless me, bigs or rude die suddenly between now and then, we are 100% gonna be at Derby Lane tomorrow night.

31lengths 02-18-2009 07:46 PM

Sounds good. Gonna try to make it tomorrow night. If not, I'll see the crew on Friday.

Cannon Shell 02-18-2009 08:13 PM

Derby Lane has a more than adequate buffet

2MinsToPost 02-18-2009 08:20 PM

My drunk self before I go to sleep is thinking about this now -

I have been to Tampa before.......................

and it is home to........................................

a nice place to relax and enjoy some "adult beverages" viewing

some adult ladies............................................ .............

and if I am not mistaken.......................................... ..........

one of the biggest and best in the country..............................

I ain't talkin horses or greyhounds:D ;)

hailrazer 02-18-2009 08:37 PM

Over/Under on number on times GPK refers to the dogs as horses: 12

Most likely winner: Kiowa Icantfindmywayhomeandmygoodfriendsleftmehere

Cannon Shell 02-18-2009 09:06 PM

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Originally Posted by 2MinsToPost
My drunk self before I go to sleep is thinking about this now -

I have been to Tampa before.......................

and it is home to........................................

a nice place to relax and enjoy some "adult beverages" viewing

some adult ladies............................................ .............

and if I am not mistaken.......................................... ..........

one of the biggest and best in the country..............................

I ain't talkin horses or greyhounds:D ;)

can Sumitas please crack the code?

The Indomitable DrugS 02-18-2009 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Cannon Shell
Derby Lane has a more than adequate buffet

I hit up there matinee buffet a few times a couple weeks ago. :$:

They need to have that strip club next to the track condemned though.

DerbyCat 02-18-2009 10:09 PM

Kev, this sounds like nothin' but *good times*... but I've got to be honest with you, Scav tells a better story - of course, that's because he lives a lot crazier life than you do, but still, he's the King of vacay stories.

Live 'n it up, get crazy, or I'm tunin' out ;)








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