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TheSpyder 12-09-2008 07:58 AM

This has real thread of the year potential!

It's early, but, this is going to be an interesting read today....

timmgirvan 12-09-2008 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by docicu3
You know it doesn't matter what he has to say.......when your woman screams to the entire free world that "you have no clue how to please a woman" your only response has to be "check please".......take your lawn mower and go home where ever that is going to be:zz:


Cause you don't live here no more!!!! (future #1 country single)

That is ONE awfully upset woman!

Mortimer 12-09-2008 12:37 PM

That's NoseDrops you fool.

Mortimer 12-09-2008 12:41 PM

Dr.Watson was either YonDillinger or TommyNoShoes.

Payson Dave 12-09-2008 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LindaWatson
...... truth is I did get something ... I got a fresh batch of egg nog unloaded down my throat after having my cornhole stretched ....


... by a man who wears socks with holes in them. Socks which have an awfully foul odor to them I might add. But here we are ... finger bangin' away. LOL!



If Linda does this in any order is it a quinella or enchilada?... Do the socks have an awful odor cause she got them from Drugs? ... do they have "finger bangin" good chicken on the menu at KFC??

dellinger63 12-09-2008 12:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Dr.Watson was either YonDillinger or TommyNoShoes.

sorry my filly don't hunt........

Mortimer 12-09-2008 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dellinger63
sorry my filly don't hunt........


I beg your pardon?

FGFan 12-09-2008 12:51 PM

:eek:





OMG!!





Boy I miss a lot not being on here in the looney hours!





:D
:tro:

The Indomitable DrugS 12-09-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LindaWatson
Goodbye Jason.

I can't believe you brought me back here for this.

Linda, you get seperated from Doc when I say you get seperated from Doc. You don't think. You don't talk. You don't make any decisions. And you sure as sh!t dont come on Nerdy Trail and dis my friend Doc like that while I'm trying to help him through a rough patch in his marriage. So sit down and shut the fucl< up, you stupid FUCl<.

You suck. You fucl<. You suck some more and then you swallow. Then you go fix me a fucl<ing calzone and get the fucl< outta my face or I'll ram your goddamn head through a wall and park my '04 Chevy Cav up your ass again.

are we CLEAR?!?

GBBob 12-09-2008 01:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
I can't believe you brought me back here for this.

Linda, you get seperated from Doc when I say you get seperated from Doc. You don't think. You don't talk. You don't make any decisions. And you sure as sh!t dont come on Nerdy Trail and dis my friend Doc like that while I'm trying to help him through a rough patch in his marriage. So sit down and shut the fucl< up, you stupid FUCl<.

You suck. You fucl<. You suck some more and then you swallow. Then you go fix me a fucl<ing calzone and get the fucl< outta my face or I'll ram your goddamn head through a wall and park my '04 Chevy Cav up your ass again.

are we CLEAR?!?

Hi Doug

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:02 PM

Nothing like the Poet Laureate's magic touch.

TheSpyder 12-09-2008 01:04 PM

:eek:

The Indomitable DrugS 12-09-2008 01:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
Hi Doug

Please don't call me by my slave name Bob. My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed. But I must be showing myself to the door right now.

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed.

Well heeeeello there! :D

GBBob 12-09-2008 01:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Please don't call me by my slave name Bob. My name is Mahmoud el bin Hussein Mohammed. But I must be showing myself to the door right now.

A thousand camels will appear at your doorstep as an apology

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
A thousand camels will appear at your doorstep as an apology


Given enough time....the board Caligula will smoke them all.

Coach Pants 12-09-2008 01:24 PM

This isn't even the best thread of the week. ;)

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Given enough time....the board Caligula will smoke them all.

Who is that, Morty?

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Who is that, Morty?



You have to ask??

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You have to ask??

Would I have asked if I didn't have to ask? :D

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Would I have asked if I didn't have to ask? :D



This is why you should sleep alone.

Coach Pants 12-09-2008 01:37 PM

It would be nice if Stevie Bogs moved the Joel Rosario thread down here and unlocked it.

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:38 PM

r u telling me Bogs is here???

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
This is why you should sleep alone.

I should sleep alone cause i can't keep up with your nicknames?

Good point. Will consider it...

Antitrust32 12-09-2008 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
It would be nice if Stevie Bogs moved the Joel Rosario thread down here and unlocked it.


and put back the part where Dala admitted she has wet dreams about me. I've been waiting a long time for that one!

Payson Dave 12-09-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I should sleep alone cause i can't keep up with your nicknames?

Good point. Will consider it...


you can't sleep alone onboard da boat.....that just wouldn't be proper motorboatin technique

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I should sleep alone cause i can't keep up with your nicknames?

Good point. Will consider it...

^^^^ Getting shirty with me.

Payson Dave 12-09-2008 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
and put back the part where Dala admitted she has wet dreams about me. I've been waiting a long time for that one!


I must have missed that.....not surprised however....you don't hold that against her do ya???

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 01:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
^^^^ Getting shirty with me.

Am NOT am NOT am NOT. :)

Someone explain the boat obsession, svp.

Coach Pants 12-09-2008 01:50 PM

I missed that post.

Antitrust32 12-09-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I must have missed that.....not surprised however....you don't hold that against her do ya???

I'll hold her against a wall...

Mortimer 12-09-2008 01:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Am NOT am NOT am NOT. :)

Someone explain the boat obsession, svp.


Wrong guy...that's Dave Mayson's fetish.

Antitrust32 12-09-2008 01:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
I missed that post.

the one she said she's only gay with antitrust in her dreams? :(

it was going to be my claim to fame.

Mortimer 12-09-2008 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Am NOT am NOT am NOT. :)

Someone explain the boat obsession, svp.

OK...board buddies again.

my miss storm cat 12-09-2008 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK...board buddies again.

Hooray. :)

Okay leaving now so don't be a drama queen and think I'm ignoring yo... I mean see you later. :p

Mortimer 12-09-2008 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Hooray. :)

Okay leaving now so don't be a drama queen and think I'm ignoring yo... I mean see you later. :p


Good deal....come back and hone my cane for me,baby.

FGFan 12-09-2008 02:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good deal....come back and hone my cane for me,baby.

:eek:
:D

Posting at a semi-high level today!!

Where is your good buddy wild fires?

Mortimer 12-09-2008 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
:eek:
:D

Posting at a semi-high level today!!

Where is your good buddy wild fires?

Out showing Debbie a few new tricks.



;)

FGFan 12-09-2008 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Out showing Debbie a few new tricks.



;)

:p
Lighting fires....in the snow....Hmmmmm
ROR may have a thing or two to say about that though!!!
But she may need help fighting off that bear....:D

Payson Dave 12-09-2008 03:05 PM

Frannie babe.....

kiss kiss


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