Snore!

I mean you were BRILLIANT Morty dah-ling! Can't wait for you to have your own show.

you almost sounded like a normal person. must have been the sickness.

I think you need an advance topic to talk about - so the anticipation will build and build...

and you need a segment name - something like

"It's a Mortimer World"


"Tales from the Mortimer"


"Don't ask me about Ohio Racing"


:eek: ;)

!!


GOOD!

You're right....and thaaanks.

too kand!!








Short story...I know Steve was very apprehensive of what I might say. He doesn't know how really benign I am....but when he started that question about Ohio racing,he kind of drug it out and I'm sitting there thinking---"Oh no. He's going to ask me for any update I can add"....my noodle spun furiously try to think of some incredible lie I could come up with to sound smart.

But I failed...and when having failed---I tell the truth.


I really hate that.

The Mortimer Dexter Foxworth scratch off hour.

Come join Morty as he gives his brilliant insights and play by play of him doing the newest scratch off tickets that Ohio has to offer!

Tip for next time... assuming you were in front of your computer when you called, and not on some dial up remote connection from the hinterlands of northern Quebec... keep Google and open, ready for keyword searches; kind of like politicians use flash cards during debates. Then just recite the first headline that comes up. For example, "Ohio Instant Racing" pulls up a bloodhorse article that says it's a "quick fix for Ohio racing". You'll sound like you know what you're talking about. ;)

I just listened to the archive.

I must say it was somewhat



bland.


Except the part about the innertube.

GOOD JOB!!

Keep it going,Matty...I want Sterling green.

You know...I wasn't in front of the computer.



I went in a closet with a blanket over myself so no one would know who I was.


Good thought,,,,I appreciate it.

Steve...dart this one.

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taking a breath...........









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:p ;)





Grade jub there, Steve-O should definitely add you as a weekly segment



!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!











AHA-HA-HA......:{>: :{>:

FRANNY BABY!!




EXCELLENT!






It's swell to see you back and spending quality time here.Thank you so much and :{>: :{>:

Ah don't thank so.



:{>: :{>:

Thank you so much!!

But it won't last for long, pre-occupied with the Fairgrounds, but wild horseys couldn't drag me away from your 3 minutes of stardom.

Ah thank your right though, we need early advertising when you are going to be a guest...well really a call in but we won't quibble here..to us you were a guest, that way I would have heard it live!!!

Why hasn't Andy weighed in on this? Or Hossy??? Ya think they are jealous?????:p

:{>: ..I could only fit one!!

Secrets of the PUD!

Join Dr. Mortimer D. Foxworthy as he explores everything that has to do with "PUD". He also has tips (no pud, I mean pun intended) on how to extend your pud. And for you ladies, he can teach you (private lessons available ;) ) what the pud likes. He is so knowledgeable about pud, that he is up for the new cabinet position of PUD MASTER GENERAL.

Yes..welcome back Franny - how about a quick post on how things are at the Fair Grounds!

Well, your my mascot;)


I can't say anymore...I just got home.......................:{>:












THUD

I believe that appearance would be on with Tiffany Graniff..Playboy channel..lol

You mean some people don't?

Well now I don't get to use any.



:)



UPS!!





I mean




:(




Too kind,Franny. Yes..Mossy has always been jealous of my fine work.

The other guy is,too.




Kiss-Kiss!!

ror!!


OOOOOOOOOO

I understand that Bubba the Love Sponge will be leaving a gaping hole in the Howard 101 line up


LIVE.... FROM THE CAH......SOL


would be a perfect fit - and you'd be competing directly against Kapets...




Ahm smellin' radio GOLD

You're gonna hafta to make nice with tha Panda if you want a shot at takin him down though





























:mad:

Don't worry about a thing.


I'm hatching a plan as we speak.

Bob Foxy is gonna want 3 hours. Straight. Don't give it to him.

Whateveah you say.


Gotta run...boning up on the Ohio racing issue.

all you need to know -

http://www.thistledownalpacas.com/

They're some spirited lil fucl<ers

:mad:

Well done Mort.:tro:

Thank you so much,Deb-O.


I know I felt like I was a major contributor to the program.

You'll need a MortyTV channel to televise the goin's on as well. I'd suggest a double elimination spaghetti/Prestone wrestling match but you will need to determine the brackets

Doodah vs. Arrletta
Dannie vs. Frannie

The winners to face off against each other to meet Thebby in a cage match


Uncly doesn't count - she'd enjoy it too much, and you must keep it real.

Morty - you sound like a sweetheart... is it true? Are you really as loveable as you sound?

















It's true...






















You are a Big Sweetie! :{>:

uh-oh....you should have never mentioned Thebby....she's putting your name on one right now

Hossy?


Did you get a name change??

the call steve took at 4:35-4:40 today, had to be Morty! doing voices!:D

Let me listen latah...I'll be able to tell you ;)