:mad:

There's always Dr. Phil. Didn't he solve Britney's problems?



Gosh....did she have problems?


I don't think Phil could solve for "x'" when X=12.

You mean he's not a real doctor???????????????????:eek:


But he was on the cover of "People" magazine!

I know,but that's not a real magazine.

:tro: :tro:

Thank you.

Nice cups.

does Hooter's have a magazine?

They're not real either.

That was my welcome back to you...a softy

They're hard to resist....thanks doubleplus much.

No ladies tonight unless Dalahari or whatever his call name. He's is a hermaphrodite you know....

He/she scares me. There was talk of fornicating with a chicken. For your own sake, stay out of the political section.:eek:

LOL..I've learned my lesson...at least here we can bash Fat Teddy :D

35-3

In consultations with sweater vest man
concerning the pros and cons of photo-grey
spectacles.

Attachment 984

True but perhaps we shouldn't mention the poor girl he drove into the lake and left to drown.

It is amazing how all of that was forgotten and forgiven :confused:

He is a Kennedy lest we forget.:rolleyes:

is this where i come in and call you stupid or an evil liar because it was actually a river? :D

god i hate those icons.

anyways....hi mort. nice to read you.

hmm..... embarrassed after the ass-kicking that osu took on the west coast??:wf

Hi Hi.

Same here.


Bye Hi.

Why should I be?

I predicted a 37-17 loss.




It was only a little worse than that.

Love Beockman on that option play.....white men of the world shrink with embarrassment.

10 places I could have been:









10...Helping Tonto and a team of other well trained experts find a good vein in Wig,Brown's body.

9...Responding to the emergency plea of the World Semen Bank with the help of my trained assistant ,Debbie Oddjob.

8...Removing the warning signs ( YOU CANNOT RUN THROUGH ME!! .....I'M A LOT MORE SOLID THAN I APPEAR TO BE........OH MR. SERLING----REMEMBER ME?....and so forth) from plexiglass windows and doors throughout NYC.

7...Ghost writing James Tressel's latest book....How I Lost My Mind

6...Franny Tasting.

5...Examining the head of Coach " the Browns +230" Pants.

4...Trying to figure out how to financially capitalize on Thebby's bandy aid bras.Johnson and Johnson 4 yer Johnson's??............nah.

3...In another commercial whizz bang idea ...I try to copy Beanie Wells' turf toe and hope for midget 4th string running back Maurice Weanie Wells to contract smurph toe.

2...Out chasing tail at Sara's Toga. So bountiful they wear FUCl< ME signs.





And the number one place I could have been:













DRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR RRRRRRR






































plink










1...Drawing mustaches and and big noses on my psychologist's ink blots...then writing..."Find 4 things out of place in this picture."

:rolleyes:

Very fine work sir

Hussy....I don't know about you, but I didn't even realize a certain sissy was even gone:tro:

agreed, also loved 9,4, and 1.

Too,too kind.


I am thinking of replacing the warning signs with ...."Mr. Serlings Portal To Success....Andy---HURRY!!...HURRYHURRYHURRY!!!...YOU BETTER HURRY!!!'

Thank you so much.





Now would you please turn around and show us your dupa?

I have now been passed off to the care of a psychiatrist.He wants to give me pills.

He asked if I'm taking any pills now.I told him I was.

He asked if they were the kind Mother gives you. I said they were.

Well...what do they do?...said he.

You're kidding...right?..said I.

He replied---no....I'm not.

I said.....they don't do anything at all.

Update on my Thebby boo bee photo request:







I don't think she has sent it yet.

Hard to be sure.

THUD!!!!!

:D

You can thud on my fine work anytime you want to,baby.

Does your Doctor have a Doctor?





You can never be too careful









Tell him you are Mortified

Oh stick your pud in Hossy's zipper.

:cool:

:mad: