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GPK 08-10-2008 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well I would like to know more.Injuries...thoughts while this car was defying gravity?

I want to know it all.


No thoughts, as I have very limited memory of that day. My last memory was being at my buddies house throwing down beers and vodka about 3-4 hours before the accident. For the most part, when I was drinking, I was a black out drinker. Only recollections from after the accident was hearing my cell phone ring while I was in the back of the ambulance in route to the hospital. Only reason I remember that was because my sister reminded me she called that night to tell me something and that was how my family found out about the accident. The paramedics had been unable to reach my parents. Only other thing I recall is the doctor at the hospital telling me he was giving me a shot in my ear. Basically the next 3 days I spent in ICU are pretty much a blur with little memory.

As far as injuries, I fractured my neck in 3 places and nearly severed my left ear. It took them almost 2 hours to stitch my ear back together. I still to this day have very little feeling in that ear, but thankfully my hearing was not affected.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 12:24 PM

I'll leave for now,but would be --seriously--interested in knowing more.



You know not to disappoint me.

GPK 08-10-2008 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'll leave for now,but would be --seriously--interested in knowing more.



You know not to disappoint me.


If you're serious, PM me. Be happy to tell you anything you want to know.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 12:26 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
No thoughts, as I have very limited memory of that day. My last memory was being at my buddies house throwing down beers and vodka about 3-4 hours before the accident. For the most part, when I was drinking, I was a black out drinker. Only recollections from after the accident was hearing my cell phone ring while I was in the back of the ambulance in route to the hospital. Only reason I remember that was because my sister reminded me she called that night to tell me something and that was how my family found out about the accident. The paramedics had been unable to reach my parents. Only other thing I recall is the doctor at the hospital telling me he was giving me a shot in my ear. Basically the next 3 days I spent in ICU are pretty much a blur with little memory.

As far as injuries, I fractured my neck in 3 places and nearly severed my left ear. It took them almost 2 hours to stitch my ear back together. I still to this day have very little feeling in that ear, but thankfully my hearing was not affected.

Hey thanks.

I guess it's better you didn't have consciousness through this thing.


I would have to think they told you how lucky you were..how did you escape getting crushed in that thing?

Mortimer 08-10-2008 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
If you're serious, PM me. Be happy to tell you anything you want to know.

Oh I am.


But mainly on what you felt during and just after...which you did say.I have another question ,it is not of a sexual nature in any way,that I will pm.

Thanks.

GPK 08-10-2008 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hey thanks.

I guess it's better you didn't have consciousness through this thing.


I would have to think they told you how lucky you were..how did you escape getting crushed in that thing?


Im very grateful I didn't have consciousness. My parents later told me that the paramedics on the scene and the state trooper told them that there was no way in the world I should have survived. Said they have never seen anyone survive a crash like that. As far as why and how I survived...I believe the big fella upstairs wasn't quite ready for me to come hang out with him. I'm thinking he had better plans left for me here.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
Im very grateful I didn't have consciousness. My parents later told me that the paramedics on the scene and the state trooper told them that there was no way in the world I should have survived. Said they have never seen anyone survive a crash like that. As far as why and how I survived...I believe the big fella upstairs wasn't quite ready for me to come hang out with him. I'm thinking he had better plans left for me here.

I guess he was wrong.






ror!!!---KIDDING-KIDDING!








I'm sorry.You know me.

Seriuosly...it's the answer I expected.You're one of the nicest people in here...so maybe that's what He had in mind.




Thank you,Kevin.

Mortimer 08-10-2008 12:40 PM

Oh God I'm crying!







I gotta go.

FGFan 08-10-2008 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh I am.


But mainly on what you felt during and just after...which you did say.I have another question ,it is not of a sexual nature in any way,that I will pm.

Thanks.

Morty are you kissing the boys again?

*************

Hi Kev, just adding to your junkyard thread to keep it going!!!!! :)

FGFan 08-10-2008 01:57 PM

:D :p :D :p

Just upping it to 50 posts now......

Mortimer 08-10-2008 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Morty are you kissing the boys again?



No..today's ladies day.

It's ain't going sa hot.

GPK 08-10-2008 04:06 PM

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Originally Posted by mclem0822
Damn! Your car got f**ed up! Amen to your sentiments bro, drinking and driving is NEVER a wise move. Glad your still around to preach.:D


Just caught this post....thanks. It is still good to be around:tro:

Mortimer 08-23-2008 09:59 AM

Crash Club meeting tonight.


Bring your own bizarre rope tricks.

GPK 08-23-2008 10:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Crash Club meeting tonight.


Bring your own bizarre rope tricks.


You chairing the meeting??:)

Mortimer 08-23-2008 11:35 AM

Well NNNNNNNO.





I'm filming it.


Am I the prez or vice prez candidate?

GPK 08-23-2008 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well NNNNNNNO.





I'm filming it.


Am I the prez or vice prez candidate?


It would be your show. Im clearly unfit to handle the scrutiny that comes with being POTUS.

Mortimer 08-23-2008 04:22 PM

Good.


Who is POTUS?

GPK 08-23-2008 11:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good.


Who is POTUS?


You will be....if elected of course.

Rileyoriley 08-23-2008 11:38 PM

just don't pick Biden as your VP, ok?

GPK 08-23-2008 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
just don't pick Biden as your VP, ok?


IM the VP :)

see the signature

Mortimer 08-23-2008 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
You will be....if elected of course.


Oh.



Are you Biden?

GPK 08-23-2008 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh.



Are you Biden?


You can call me alot of things....but please don't curse me like that ever again.

Rileyoriley 08-23-2008 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
IM the VP :)

see the signature


Ok, I'll take you two over McCain or Obama. At least you guys make me laugh. :D

Mortimer 08-23-2008 11:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Ok, I'll take you two over McCain or Obama. At least you guys make me laugh. :D

Oh I haven't slept with you.

That was Hi and KGB.

Rileyoriley 08-23-2008 11:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh I haven't slept with you.

That was Hi and KGB.


Then who's black fur am I constantly vacuuming up????????

GPK 08-23-2008 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh I haven't slept with you.

That was Hi and KGB.


YOU HAVENT SLEPT WITH ME EITHER!!!

Dont try grouping me in with your kinky sh*t:mad:

Rileyoriley 08-23-2008 11:49 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
YOU HAVENT SLEPT WITH ME EITHER!!!

Dont try grouping me in with your kinky sh*t:mad:


I'm getting confused here. Did I sleep with GPK, God, Morty, or Biden???????:zz: :zz:

GPK 08-23-2008 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh I haven't slept with you.

That was Hi and KGB.


^^Morty was saying he slept with me and Hi....and I was not a part of their debauchery:mad:

Rileyoriley 08-23-2008 11:55 PM

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Originally Posted by GPK
^^Morty was saying he slept with me and Hi....and I was not a part of their debauchery:mad:


It's getting alittle kinky in your junkyard.:eek:

hi_im_god 08-24-2008 12:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh I haven't slept with you.

That was Hi and KGB.

kgb is the dog.

sorry kev. calling shotgun on this.

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I'm getting confused here. Did I sleep with GPK, God, Morty, or Biden???????:zz: :zz:



Or could it have been-------------------






























--------------SATAN




































perhaps????

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:29 AM

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Originally Posted by GPK
^^Morty was saying he slept with me and Hi....and I was not a part of their debauchery:mad:

That's because you're busy all the time with Spader.

Rileyoriley 08-24-2008 11:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Or could it have been-------------------






























--------------SATAN




































perhaps????




I did not sleep with Obama.



































His wife scares me.:o

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:30 AM

Who wants to get it from me in the junkyard tonight?

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I did not sleep with Obama.

His wife scares me.:o

OOOOOOOOOO


Her angry face makes her hot,though.

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Then who's black fur am I constantly vacuuming up????????


You vacuum your teeth??




Gosh I never knew that.

Rileyoriley 08-24-2008 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
You vacuum your teeth??




Gosh I never knew that.



:rolleyes:

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:35 AM

ror!!

I thought I deserved pies...but oh well.

Rileyoriley 08-24-2008 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
ror!!

I thought I deserved pies...but oh well.



You'll get what you deserve when you get home mister.

Mortimer 08-24-2008 11:37 AM

Is there a way I can get you to send me an FBA today?


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