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Mortimer 08-05-2008 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:D :D :D
Which filthy animal did you swap for?

hoovesupsideyourhead 08-05-2008 11:18 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
That's nothing. How about when he wished cancer on Albertrani's kids.

And to think there are still some people here that kiss his ass and act like his puppet.
yes i was there..unreal... seconds till post gets deleted..8..7..6..5

Mortimer 08-05-2008 11:22 AM
Oh my God.








Don't ever poster swap.

Mortimer 08-05-2008 11:28 AM
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Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Earlier Pace Advantage asked for a straight up trade. They wanted
2Hot4Oprah and Carla for Tom the mouth breather. We declined.

!!!!OOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Mortimer 08-05-2008 11:46 AM
We all do have to remember that Coal Hod beat this horsey.

my miss storm cat 08-05-2008 12:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants
"That's what I'm talking 'bout," One suit said. "Did you see that motherf.ucker turn for home? He was a like a god damn freight train! Choo choo motherf.uckers!! IEAH is the best!! Wanna see my pud?"
:D :tro:

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:18 PM
I'm leaving.

Coach Pants 08-05-2008 12:21 PM
:baby:

Antitrust32 08-05-2008 12:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm leaving.
:mad:

my miss storm cat 08-05-2008 12:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm leaving.
Bye Morty!!! :p

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:29 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants
:baby:

So says Mr. 5 Kilometers.



BLECH on you!

FGFan 08-05-2008 12:29 PM
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Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Three excerpts.....

http://www.philly.com/dailynews/spor...itational.html

"I saw a dimension of Big Brown today that I just didn't know existed," said Big Brown's owner, Michael Iavarone. "He showed more than just his ability. He showed his heart."


"If [Big Brown] was a human being, I'd want to go clubbing with him," Desormeaux said. "He's just awesome."


"Curlin couldn't win the Derby, we could," Dutrow said. "Curlin couldn't win this race, we could. Curlin got beat [by] a filly. We haven't. Our horse is undefeated on the grass. Curlin isn't. I don't know why people think Curlin is such a good horse. We're way better than Curlin."

Kindly choose one or all of the above and rework it (anything goes) as a kind of homage to a fellow DTer.

(I use the term homage loosely).

The winner will receive fabulous prizes, courtesy of a certain Predator.
No need to rework that quote from Kent Desormeaux.
That has to be the funniest and oddest thing I've ever heard a jockey say about a horse....:tro: :$:

Why is Morty leaving, what did I miss?

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:mad:


:mad:

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Bye Morty!!! :p


V-Jay tease.

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:31 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
No need to rework that quote from Kent Desormeaux.
That has to be the funniest and oddest thing I've ever heard a jockey say about a horse....:tro: :$:

Why is Morty leaving, what did I miss?

Oh shut up.

FGFan 08-05-2008 12:32 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh shut up.
NO!!!!
:p
:{>:

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:40 PM
You get in the garden and say that.

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:41 PM
thud!

Coach Pants 08-05-2008 12:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
So says Mr. 5 Kilometers.



BLECH on you!
I'm Mr. 4 Kilometers today, sir.

FGFan 08-05-2008 12:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
You get in the garden and say that.
already been there...hahahahaha....:p

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Coach Pants
I'm Mr. 4 Kilometers today, sir.
KGB put Pud-B-Gone in your PudMud



A-HAHAHAHAHA

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
already been there...hahahahaha....:p

I KNOW!!

Antitrust32 08-05-2008 12:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
:mad:

:(

Coach Pants 08-05-2008 12:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
KGB put Pud-B-Gone in your PudMud



A-HAHAHAHAHA
That's ok. Pud-B-Gone is on back order and another shipment isn't expected until the 14th. I'll be back to 5 kilometers+ by then.

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Antitrust32
:(


kissykissykissykissy

FGFan 08-05-2008 12:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
I'm Mr. 4 Kilometers today, sir.
You've been swimming again?:p

I'm expecting a big swimming thread once the olympics begin!!!!

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Coach Pants
That's ok. Pud-B-Gone is on back order and another shipment isn't expected until the 14th. I'll be back to 5 kilometers+ by then.

kissykissykissykissy

OH BLECH!!

WHAT AM I DOING!!


AH BEEN POISONED!.....SPIT!!!

Coach Pants 08-05-2008 12:49 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
You've been swimming again?:p

I'm expecting a big swimming thread once the olympics begin!!!!
Procrastinating. I'm leaving soon to get my laps in. Will return shortly with a measurement. Pun intended.

Olympic swimming starts Saturday!

Coach Pants 08-05-2008 12:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
kissykissykissykissy

OH BLECH!!

WHAT AM I DOING!!


AH BEEN POISONED!.....SPIT!!!
:wf

Mortimer 08-05-2008 12:51 PM
ror!!




But I wouldn't call it the best post I've ever seen..hands down.

FGFan 08-05-2008 12:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
kissykissykissykissy

OH BLECH!!

WHAT AM I DOING!!


AH BEEN POISONED!.....SPIT!!!
Yikes Morty are ya confused today, or did ya switch sides????

:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0292Z...eature=related

Mortimer 08-05-2008 01:01 PM
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Originally Posted by FGFan
Yikes Morty are ya confused today, or did ya switch sides????

:eek:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0292Z...eature=related

Do you stinking mind??

Mortimer 08-05-2008 01:08 PM
And so...I am leaving now.

FGFan 08-05-2008 01:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Do you stinking mind??
No I don't mind at all......:{>:

Are you leaving cause ya kissed a boy in public?:o

We don't mind, carry on.....:D

Mortimer 08-05-2008 01:28 PM
What part of I am leaving do you not understand?...you evil concubine.

Coach Pants 08-05-2008 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by FGFan
No I don't mind at all......:{>:

Are you leaving cause ya kissed a boy in public?:o

We don't mind, carry on.....:D
Boy? I got your boy right here.

:mad:


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