I am still on safari!
The serpent did not get me nor did I get the serpent.....YET!!!!
I am certain my magical snake charming abilities will prevail. Actually it's probably long gone....


It was the curved one that frightened me.....h...:eek:

I thought you did very well.

What....:zz:

Why are you lit up again?

What....:zz:


HUH?

Why are you lit up again?

Sorry ,Dahling.Now we beat as one ...know what ahm sayin'?

Sir...Im gonna need you to refrain from all insensitive remarks reagarding Miss Andrews.


She's the sensitive sort...





























If ya know wha' I mean;)

She has rubber breasts and tries to climb the ladder by climbing the ladders of those in power.




I spit on her bra.














That was good!

I am stopping the diary.

I am now leaving for home as my screenplay writer for Warner Brothers deal came through. They have big plans for me and,unfortunately, I won't be appearing on NerdyTrail any longer.

Hi-----smite this fool with a glove!!

[quote=FGFan]I am still on safari!
The serpent did not get me nor did I get the serpent.....YET!!!!
I am certain my magical snake charming abilities will prevail. Actually it's probably long gone....









How is the serpent hunt going? Is it a copperhead or water moccasin?

Day 1 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 2 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top

Day 3 - look for predator with big arm muscles, grey shorts and blue tank top


Day 4 - phooey

I dont remember my Sarah's Toga Diary... except for 9/2 on Commentator was like a Christmas gift... I just wish I had the balls to bet more $$$ on him!

!!!!












fr&l-a!!

^^^ Pit Bul Trainer....Three Fingers Hossy.

She's a sassy strumpet.

Are you referring to what some call the "shocker"? .. oh never mind :rolleyes:

Well..I was referring to Hossy's ineptitude as a pit bull trainer...or at least his slow of hand tricks.


But I'm afraid to ask what a shocker is.














No I'm not.

What is it?

well.. lets see...hold your hand out and fold in the finger next to the pinkie..
Use your imagination;)

OK...hang on.




Got it.






Using imagination.













Does it matter if I look at my hand from the back or palm side?

Cause I'm really not imagining much here.

Look at it like a gun I guess..lol and move back and forth :p lmao!!

OK.


I'm very interested in seeing how funny this is....hang on.
















































OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!





THUD!

I















thud

:zz: :zz:

Was this the pinnacle of all orgasms or
did he shoot himself in the face?
(It was a pretend gun right)?
Or both...

911 either way.
This must be studied.

No gun..just something I think he will have to explain.. If he ever found his inhaler that is :D

Note to myself:



Schedule doctors visit...insist on inhaler and electric shock paddle machine.

Also....consider spanking Arletta.Oh BrownSugar will be jealous and get mad,but she always does that.



Running low on aged cedar embers...must replenish stock.


Final note......the underground newsstand outside of Bob's Fish Market is now off limits. DO NOT GO THERE ANYMORE.

Wise choice.









































they are on to you




























































;)

It's quite the opposite,Nivek.



;)

:eek:
























































:p

"The true value of a human being is determined primarily by all the bull phooey they have put up with their entire life. It is the sum total from fear and loathing they have accumulated and this more than anything else dictates their true value; how they have handled it all.Therefor...it is not the measure and the sense in which he has attained liberation from the self,but the fault of mindless behemoth like beasts who have intruded upon their right to a pursuit of happiness and have meddled with cosmic force by distorting this human we speak of's right to free and clear liberation from him/herself.Yer fucl<in'-aye."










~ MORTE'



























Thanks ,Kev...ah be lakin' yo azz.

I think I just found my new siggy....

Good.


Hossy's still looking for his old puddy.

OOOOOOOOOOOOO.739

Thank you.

My work is like time...it is always fine.

Hi Morty

ror!






Hey ..you know me. Always kidding.




HA

HA

HA





To prove it...here's some money for you:$:

There ya go.