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Mortimer 06-16-2008 08:07 AM

No.





Ah don't.


:)

Mortimer 06-16-2008 08:11 AM

RU ( BURP) LE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR !!!





LEFF-ENG MAY ESS OAF!!!

Mortimer 06-16-2008 08:19 AM

BrownSugar?

What about you,Dahling?



What would it take to get a free thong petting?

With you still in them....of course.








Know what ahm sayin'?

Mortimer 06-16-2008 08:50 AM

Al right now.


I'm getting a little peeved here.

I better get some cooperation soon or----no new pud photos.

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:02 AM

!!


Yes...where is that little imp?






Oh well....too bad Sighty-poo can't reply. I'm sure she's too busy at work although I'm sure keeps up to date with her reading.


Sighty,sweetie...that's a lovely dress you're wearing.Oh yes...I have become
invisible but I'm right next to you.

Do you like my hand feeling your calf?




AH DO!!

ror!






But this is more fun....rubbing your inner thigh.
Do you like that?

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:03 AM

Believe me....she does.









=:>

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:07 AM

Golly...ah wonder what Dannie's is doing right now??






Perhaps I should float over to her place.

Sighty-poo is getting too excited.

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:o



:cool:

Sightseek 06-16-2008 09:10 AM

Oh my!




















THUD!

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:


:p

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Oh my!


THUD!

!!!!


ror!!








YES BABY!

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:20 AM

I have Dannie around her little tummy ...from behind.

I think she's getting the point.





We're swaying to Layla---Unplugged.

Her bra has not been stuffed with oat meal yet....but her little boo-bees feel firm.



I think I'll start softly nibbling her neck.


She loves that.

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:45 AM

Dannie baby----let's enjoy rolling a cherry back and forth to each others mouths.....OK?



Wouldn't that be fun?

(Shhh ,Sighty-poo. I'll be back with you in..oh....say an hour..or 2?)


Hmmm...your dupa feels very nice ,Dannie!!



Oh gosh....she's climbed up on me and has her legs wrapped around me.


























:{>:

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:wf

ror!








LEMME ALONE!!

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:52 AM

Oh phooey.

Sighty-poo couldn't wait so I had to run back over by her.






She's sitting on my lap and we're kissing quite nicely.....softly....moistly....warmly.....and yer what not.





She feels good on my lap.






Perhaps she will part her legs soon and we can share serious affection.

Mortimer 06-16-2008 09:57 AM

OH NO!!


I forgot about Dannie-poo!





Hang on Sighty-poo.






Dannie!!

I'm so sorry,honey.





Would you like to enjoy my fine pud in your mouth?


Wouldn't that be nice?
















Oh boy.






Oh yes baby-----WHEW!!!

Sightseek 06-16-2008 10:28 AM

Someone alert the authorities...I think Morty has escaped his pud harness again.

Mortimer 06-16-2008 10:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Someone alert the authorities...I think Morty has escaped his pud harness again.




Oh yes.......the demon is on the loose.





Where were we ,HotBuns?

Mortimer 06-16-2008 10:38 AM

I stopped by Thebby's ,but she still has those 2 filthy animals at her side.
























The Philski and Andrew.

Mortimer 06-16-2008 10:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698


!!!!



THAT'S THEM!!

Mortimer 06-16-2008 11:08 AM

YOO-HOO!!

FG Fanny-poo!









You ...me....... tonight-----when it's dark?



Perhaps in The Secret Garden?

Rileyoriley 06-16-2008 11:56 AM

I thought you had "yourself" in hand Mort??????

Mortimer 06-16-2008 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
I thought you had "yourself" in hand Mort??????

Oh Deb.....don't be silly.




You have STAGE 3 written all over you.


:)

Rileyoriley 06-16-2008 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh Deb.....don't be silly.




You have STAGE 3 written all over you.


:)


Then I must go shower before work. Don't want people asking me what STAGE 3 means.;)

Mortimer 06-16-2008 12:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley
Then I must go shower before work. Don't want people asking me what STAGE 3 means.;)



!!!!






YOU KNOW IT,BABY!!

philcski 06-18-2008 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
I stopped by Thebby's ,but she still has those 2 filthy animals at her side.
























The Philski and Andrew.

She had me by her side, but who's Andrew? :zz:

Rileyoriley 06-18-2008 08:58 PM

The hairy one with the big ears.:rolleyes:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:51 AM

OOOOOOOOOO

FGFan 06-20-2008 02:29 PM

YIKES...Morty....:eek:

I haven't been in this place, it looked scary, I'm not touching any of those links.

I feel like I fell down the rabbit hole where we talk of ships and shoes and sealing wax...




oh and lone star stallions too!

BTW I'm sorry I missed your invitation to tryst in the secret garden.....ask me again.









:zz:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 02:42 PM

!!!!







But why----so you can say "no!"?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 02:54 PM

Now that I think of it...I could delay my trip to the CheapWhiskeyDancer Bar tonight.



Say about ....11-ish??

FGFan 06-20-2008 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Now that I think of it...I could delay my trip to the CheapWhiskeyDancer Bar tonight.



Say about ....11-ish??

Well that would be 10-ish my time, still would give you time to get to the CheapDancerBar.

But what about the haunting at midnite or does that take place at the dead hour?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 03:05 PM

Well that would be 10-ish my time, still would give you time to get to the CheapDancerBar.


Oh my God.



But what about the haunting at midnite or does that take place at the dead hour?



midnight at the ....CAH-SOL.....doesn't really have to be midnite. It's really a state of mind.





So it's set.


10 your time saving me an hour to get to the CWD Bar.

I like the way you think...ah really do.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 03:06 PM

Oh.




I'll bring my zebra.

Should be fun.


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