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The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 08:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK.






Oh okay. See it now. I think DrugS needs to post some pictures of some HO's and we can rate them.



I'll go first.....

1-2-4-6-7-3-5

Sightseek 08-27-2007 08:17 PM

Let me get this straight, you rated the widest chick with the love handles a 4?

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sightseek
Let me get this straight, you rated the widest chick with the love handles a 4?

Do not critique my ratings without offering your own!

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:26 PM

Hmmmm....a little fuzzy.



The overall photo quality. that is.




But at first blush 2 and 6 are giving good vibrations.

I require more scrutinizing.

Sightseek 08-27-2007 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
No it's our order of preference.

Got ya

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:27 PM

Well 1 is a throw out as she looks like a guy.....7 is a throw out as well...



....Amazon.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:28 PM

3 looks like she could do serious damage....

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:30 PM

My animal instinct keeps going to 6...I'm ready for rating in just a minute.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:32 PM

OK....so.....





6,2,5,3,4...I'm not counting 1 nor 7.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:34 PM

6 has a great smile with a nice belly....good strong legs.

She could work well from the top I would have to think.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:36 PM

Gee DrugS...they're a pretty sorry lot actually...is this the best you can do?

paisjpq 08-27-2007 08:38 PM

advice from Thebby: it's really very sad to rate a bunch of co-eds that none of you have a prayer of getting within 10 feet of no matter how many jello shots they have consumed.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:38 PM

We can only work with what we have.

I thought 3 ..I think 3....could squeeze the dickens out of you.




She does look like a challenge.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:39 PM

Geez 4 is really bothering me now.

Get rid of her.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:41 PM

5 is staring at me...but her innocence makes me feel guilty.



2 is alluring to a degree.






But 6....boy...the clear winner to me....whoah....I just saw her calves.



They are a little skinny.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by paisjpq
advice from Thebby: it's really very sad to rate a bunch of co-eds that none of you have a prayer of getting within 10 feet of no matter how many jello shots they have consumed.

Thebby,you savage, if I couldn't get within 10 feet of ANY of these...then I ought to pack it in.





This is just a terrible offering from DrugS.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 08:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Why no love for #5 DrugS?

I'm just not feeling the hair on #5 for starters.....

Plus. she also bears a striking resemblance to some girl who put her gum in my pubes while I passed out at a high school keg party.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:45 PM

If 2 would give 6 her legs...that would be a great thing.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:47 PM

And her boo-bees.


Maybe if 6's head were placed on 2?





I dunno.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:48 PM

I don't even know what 4 is doing there now...she's a huge mistake.

Mortimer 08-27-2007 08:52 PM

Can I stick the Irish girl in there?




She's my winner if I can.

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 08:58 PM



5-1-3-4-2

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I was going to post a picture. But it appears we are the only ones enjoying this. Party poopers. I'm putting Thebby's phone number up in the bathroom at Saratoga this weekend. Right next to Mr. Semiconductor's.

You should.

Thebby is doing some hardcore chugging on the hateraide....

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Can I choose none of the above?

No....

Though,

You are allowed to choose options of death....

Hanging, firing squad, meat-grinder etc.

paisjpq 08-27-2007 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I was going to post a picture. But it appears we are the only ones enjoying this. Party poopers. I'm putting Thebby's phone number up in the bathroom at Saratoga this weekend. Right next to Mr. Semiconductor's.

I welcome the action...but will be screening my calls, so you shouldn't bother trying to use your brother's phone.

paisjpq 08-27-2007 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
You should.

Thebby is doing some hardcore chugging on the hateraide....

you ain't seen nothing....

Indian Charlie 08-27-2007 09:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS


5-1-3-4-2


i didnt realize my ex girlfriends had a reunion. where'd you find that?

paisjpq 08-27-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Negative pies.


I will award myself infinite pies....

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. ..

The Indomitable DrugS 08-27-2007 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
i didnt realize my ex girlfriends had a reunion. where'd you find that?

It was a release for the screening of your next porn movie I though...no?


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