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Cajungator26 05-29-2008 07:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Me neither.


I don't think anything is in your head.

So now you've decided to start thinking too? This should be a thread for the ages. Get out of my garden ... I am busy getting rid of the buckeye weeds so that there isn't any cover for the imposter prey to hide.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
So now you've decided to start thinking too? This should be a thread for the ages. Get out of my garden ... I am busy getting rid of the buckeye weeds so that there isn't any cover for the imposter prey to hide.

Uh...YOUR garden???




This is FGF Annies garden.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 07:09 PM

You dough-dough....


..you are prey!

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 07:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You dough-dough....


..you are prey!

YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 07:10 PM

Realizing that............





...she runs off.

Whimpering.






Knowing how close she came to being ripped and shredded...and left for the night crew.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Uh...YOUR garden???




This is FGF Annies garden.

Then she'd better come and stake her claim on it. :D

Mortimer 05-29-2008 07:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.

GOD!!



Are you still here?





You're lucky have I satiated my innate call to kill today.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Then she'd better come and stake her claim on it. :D




She already whizzed on the flora.

Cajungator26 05-29-2008 07:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
GOD!!



Are you still here?





You're lucky have satiated by innate call to kill today.

I am leaving now. I've been darted.


























































































Goodnight, dear wolf.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 07:14 PM

Good night...fat butt elephant.

Mortimer 05-29-2008 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26
YOU are the prey. Gators eat wolf puppies for snacks.


Gators out of water are like ghosts in the daylight.


It just don't work.

Mortimer 05-30-2008 10:10 AM

The Secret Garden will be undergoing bush whacking today.


I think it's clear certain people should not enter until tomorrow.

Mortimer 05-30-2008 01:38 PM

Hmmmm.



I sniff fresh croc kill in the air.







I wonder if PF FlyerFan has laid a trap for me?

I ain't buyin' it...it's a set up.


;)

FGFan 05-30-2008 02:09 PM

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Yooo-Hoooo Morty,

I didn't realize this was my garden......behooved sir.....:o

But since you have been a busy bee and bush whacked I think I'll do a little planting.




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Mortimer 05-30-2008 02:27 PM

!!!!





This place is becoming dangerous even to Predators.

:mad:

FGFan 05-30-2008 02:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Hmmmm.

I sniff fresh croc kill in the air.

I wonder if PF FlyerFan has laid a trap for me?

I ain't buyin' it...it's a set up.


;)

Mortimer D. Avery Smartman Foxworthy......

I am not happy about the demise of the gator !!!!!!!!!

We need the gator here to clean up all that prey you keep spitting out without even chewing, otherwise it will be very smelly and messy.

You must resurrect the gator and get her back here pronto !!!
Or we will be forced to join forces and lay hidden traps even you will not find.

I also hear rumors about a very big nose that would help sniff out prey (j/k cajun).....:p

Mortimer 05-30-2008 02:56 PM

Phooey.




Oh all right...I'll put the shredded pieces parts into the Magic Croc Pot and speak the word......BLECH!

That will bring her back.



















Happy?



she's not kidding....caj

FGFan 05-30-2008 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Phooey.

Oh all right...I'll put the shredded pieces parts into the Magic Croc Pot and speak the word......BLECH!
That will bring her back.

Happy?



she's not kidding....caj

Yes!!!!

Just hanging around waiting for visitors.

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:eek:
Notmytype says he is coming here around 7, does he really think we won't pounce....hahahahahaha.....
Actuallly I don't think I'll be gardening at that time so it is up to you and the gator.

notyep59 05-30-2008 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by FGFan
Yes!!!!

Just hanging around waiting for visitors.

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:eek:
Notmytype says he is coming here around 7, does he really think we won't pounce....hahahahahaha.....
Actuallly I don't think I'll be gardening at that time so it is up to you and the gator.

you seemed so non-predator-like to me fg, maybe i was wrong. pounce away.

Mortimer 05-30-2008 06:54 PM

Ham sandwiches for EVERYBODY!!

FGFan 05-30-2008 07:00 PM

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you seemed so non-predator-like to me fg, maybe i was wrong. pounce away.

I love to pounce !!!!!

Sometimes I'm prey sometimes a predator, so you must learn to HIDE.

You are like a chipmunk being batted around by Morty the fox...be careful of him, he is like the.....
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but much more clever. Best to get on his good side, it's much more fun that way.

Do you like the garden Morty made for me?

Mortimer 05-30-2008 07:39 PM

The MUCH MORE saved you.

Mortimer 05-31-2008 01:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FGFan
Yooo-Hoooo Morty,

I didn't realize this was my garden......behooved sir.....:o

But since you have been a busy bee and bush whacked I think I'll do a little planting.




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:{>:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 04:11 PM

YOW!!


I missed this!........:)




Anyhoo----STEVE! This place is an abysmal mess! Get the Nerdy crew in here and spiffy it up...immediately.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 04:39 PM

Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.

FGFan 06-20-2008 04:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.


Yes be sure to study hard, don't mix those orbs up with specks of dust.

I have to go take care of my doggie, he is afraid of thunder...:(

Well that Deb-O-Deb does like to catch you by surprise.

I'm afraid alone in the day...you might scare me, I may pounce if you frighten me.
But my pointed tin foil hat should help to calm me down.

Just make sure you bring your zebra.

Kasept 06-20-2008 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.


Rileyoriley 06-20-2008 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Franny..I have to go now for Orb class.



You won't harm me in any way tonight---right?

I mean...I hope this isn't a trap. No pie throwing nor mustard squirting---OK?

Deb-O-Deb does that to me all the time.


Not true. I would never waste food.:rolleyes:




























I only use paintball guns.;)

Mortimer 06-20-2008 10:38 PM

:o









thud

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:11 PM

Franny ,Dahling.




YOO-HOO!







Are you here?


I have flowers :


* * * * * *





Chocolates:


l l l l l












And I didn't forget you!!



Here.......






.......an SEC flag!!:



:wf

I hope you like it......:) :{>:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:16 PM

She's not here.





And it's quarter past 11.

This is a sign.








I think it's the extended version of the middle finger.








:(




I am so very sad.

I don't want to cry in front of everyone.

I must go back to the ....CAH-SOL......my behind in woe.

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Kasept




:mad:

FGFan 06-20-2008 11:19 PM

I'm late, I'm late........for a very important....

I'm sorry I stopped to read the debate on the FED in the saddling area !!!!

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:25 PM

God.






You stiff me and come here with levity in your heart?

I am very sad over this.

FGFan 06-20-2008 11:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
Franny ,Dahling.

YOO-HOO!


Are you here?

I have flowers :


* * * * * *


Chocolates:


l l l l l




And I didn't forget you!!

Here.......


.......an SEC flag!!:



:wf

I hope you like it......:) :{>:

Just :zz: with all the effort.

But I'm here in the garden alone in the dark and now no one is here...

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:28 PM

Well...OK. Watch this...I'm going to impress you. I'll take my shirt off and show you a muscle group I am particularly proud of......my obliques:





pose












What do you think? Pretty spiffy---aye?

FGFan 06-20-2008 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer
God.






You stiff me and come here with levity in your heart?

I am very sad over this.

Oh you've come back :{>:

I think I will look in the CAH-SOL but the doorway from Spiderman scared me.

Ahem..... who exactly is in charge of the haunting...:confused:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:30 PM

We don't seem to be what ya'd call exactly on the same page here.


:mad:

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:30 PM

So...what about my obliques?

Mortimer 06-20-2008 11:34 PM

Oh my God.


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