Southside Johnny: It ain't the meat but the motion that makes my baby want to rock.......4.25 cm.

Spyder

Oh..and here I thought it was You're So Lame---inspired by GardenSnake.



But I do catch your drift...and you did have your chance.


;)

I believe a certain PREDATOR had best measure in.

Excellent report....all but me are making progress.


But I am changing to the PudMud method....next months report should look snappy.

Due to highly stimulating Sara's Toga Thread...I am proud to report a robust 3 4/5"

Me thinks Hossy is at Toga swimming in the Spa water:)

11 inches ...and one quarter.













pud mud wok good!

:rolleyes:

I am so sorry.

I forgot I had my tip frosted earlier today and the protective "frosting hood" was still on it.


Make that 11 inches even.


My apologies.

Oh shut up.





Buy the mud..what can I tell you?

^^^borrowed Hossy's last 2 3/4"

No,no..his is detachable and he lost it. So we will excuse him for not measuring in.

But Late Fires and Coach Pants do not have that excuse.


Dannie...please insert your ditz moment ...now.

4.5 feet


(dont be jealous)

The monstrously outrageous can't be jealoutized.

Really...keep it in the relm of reality ,Uncly.


By the way....I have yet to receive my photos of your boo-bees.





Where are they ,ma'am??

anything more than 7 inches is just a waste of space. dont ya agree

You're such a snot.







Give me some time on that one.

OK..here's my answer.



Debbie said there is no such thing as waste.

So I'll go with her on that.

would it feel as good if you could only get half of it in????

OMG!!!!!!!

ROR!!!!!!!!

But Trusty, uhhhhh, Ah think they are measuring themselves, not elephants or whatever ya got going on there.......:p

Frankly I would be VERY, VERY afraid of that.......:eek:

Believe me..the extry length is of great benefit when attempting to simulate yo-yo tricks with a girl....and such.

!!


She lies...the wench lies.

Ya just can't simulate the wrap around draw play with 6 inches...can't be done.

Franny..what?....no flowers for me today?

true that Morty...


Well the small ones are gross enough, the big ones are even more nasty. I just stick with vajayjay... size dont matter! LOL

Such fascination today with as the australians would say
your big cockatoos
your bludgin koala bashers
or your kangaroo pounders.

This is hysterical....:p
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wikisaurusenis#Afrikaans

LOL Can I put my Titola between your tits please?? says the Catalanian!

The French have a lot of names for penis's cause they are all dicks

5 kilometers.

How many pies and woodies did she earn? ;)

hmmmmmmmm........

So for those of us metrically challenged, exactly how long would that be?

I'm to lazy to google it.....:p

ftfy

I think it;s like 3 miles or something :p

:D

:eek:

But really, I think I would be very afraid of that if it's 3 miles long....

Psssstttt, I think he lied!!!!!!

5000 meters ~ 195000 inches....yeah he may have stretched truth (or the pud) a bit there

I'm just getting caught up and figured I'd start here as i didn't realize today was a holiday.

Happy Pud Day everyone.

Dang! Pud Day!! And I don't have anyone to celebrate it with :mad: