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Mortimer 04-17-2008 09:54 PM

If there actually is a fountain of youth...it's really old.

Mortimer 04-17-2008 09:59 PM

Could you imagine how many versions of baseball Doubleday came up with before his finished product?

He couldn't possibly have come up with it all on the first try.








I think the first try probably is where puckey came from.

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:05 PM

Why haven't we an invisible fence for convicts?

Wouldn't it be so much cheaper?





If we had invisible fences years ago...Tom Sawyer would not have been possible.

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:06 PM

I really do think BrownSugar looks like this:


:p

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:08 PM

And how the fucl< can you reinvent the wheel?

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:11 PM

Hello, sorry I have Webtv and cannot PM,
computer crash at work so I could not respond.


Now...don't get me wrong. She seems like a very nice lady....but I don't get this.






Do you?

Mortimer 04-17-2008 10:12 PM

Oh well.....time to make new cells.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 07:10 AM

And so the sun vomits light upon another day here.









I know,

It's a gift.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 07:53 AM

You must be psychic.

GPK 04-18-2008 08:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm leaving.


I've already left...


No one...





























NO ONE


























tells KGB when to take intermission


















































:mad:

Mortimer 04-18-2008 08:30 AM

!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!






































INTERMISSION

GPK 04-18-2008 08:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
!!!!OOOOOOOOO!!!!





































INTERMISSION

:eek: :eek:


:mad:




























































;)

Mortimer 04-18-2008 10:30 AM

I'm a wild,gamblin , crazy kind of guy.

Antitrust32 04-18-2008 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
I'm a wild,gamblin , crazy kind of guy.


we are two peas in one seperated pod.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
we are two peas in one seperated pod.




I catch your drift.

Payson Dave 04-18-2008 02:01 PM

Should we change your name to Aunty Smartman??

Mortimer 04-18-2008 02:20 PM

I think she's Avery Smartuncly.

Antitrust32 04-18-2008 02:45 PM

Thats what she said.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 08:00 PM

Sometimes thought patterns are hard to intercept here.




If you get gum stuck in your peanut butter...



...cut off some of your hair and use that to remove it.





It works!

2Hot4TV 04-18-2008 08:14 PM

Namtrams Yreva si a Krod !

Mortimer 04-18-2008 10:20 PM

Well no he's not.

GPK 04-18-2008 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Well no he's not.

not what I heard...

GBBob 04-18-2008 10:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
not what I heard...

that's not what I had in mind

spydee had a bitchin' one up for about 2 days a while ago, but I think it was censored

GPK 04-18-2008 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob
that's not what I had in mind

spydee had a bitchin' one up for about 2 days a while ago, but I think it was censored


you are thread jumping...:D

GBBob 04-18-2008 10:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GPK
you are thread jumping...:D

Scavs is motivating me to GO NUTS

Mortimer 04-18-2008 10:58 PM

It seems my dyslexic friend,2HotforGretaVanCistern, has voiced yet again his displeasure of me.


It is relative easy to invite him and others like him to their own public beheadings


He's a big time Vegas weekend warrior....don't ya know.

Mortimer 04-18-2008 11:04 PM

I'll bet he moonwalks forward.

Mortimer 04-20-2008 10:02 AM

I f you can read this...you are too close.

Mortimer 04-20-2008 11:42 AM

Geeve heem zum chigun zoup!!!!!

Mortimer 04-20-2008 12:32 PM

Wouldn't it be great to see people who own spaceships displaying the name "foxy 1" on the wings?

Mortimer 04-20-2008 02:06 PM

Only one?

You're not biased enough.


Stay with me now..this is incredible.While filming a commercial you will never believe the ghost siting that appears. It's only 16 seconds long.When you get near the end-----keep your eyes on the lower right hand corner.

Supposedly a lab found no tampering with this film.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPqKIg1ai9w

GPK 04-20-2008 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Only one?

You're not biased enough.


Stay with me now..this is incredible.While filming a commercial you will never believe the ghost siting that appears. It's only 16 seconds long.When you get near the end-----keep your eyes on the lower right hand corner.

Supposedly a lab found no tampering with this film.




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPqKIg1ai9w

Oh boy...


































umm.........














































:rolleyes:

Mortimer 04-20-2008 03:11 PM

You just don't appreciate good film making.

GPK 04-20-2008 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
You just don't appreciate good film making.


wrong again Sir...

shirley you, like I, can appreciate this fine piece of film making that Hossy sent me via PM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ejc8Uxe0kW0


























it's Hossy's fave;)

GPK 04-20-2008 04:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Ummm....





I thought I asked you not to show anyone that.






:mad:


Morty has dirt on me...I had to




































:o

GPK 04-20-2008 04:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:

:eek:


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