It's the Warran T defense mechanism kicking in

you missed my avatar (Is this the first avatar redboard ever?) when I had his palace ( Gacy's basement) up two weeks ago

Good Lord!! Ya'll are crammin' my in-box... This is so much better than watching "Dancing with the Stars".

I give this tread a BIG thimbs up :D

jeeez...is this thread a tire or something and just what does it take to get a cowgirlintexas to give a BIG thumbs up:D

Horse Racing 101 FREE
 

The classes continue for DaHoss9698.
Bell is ringing.....Don't be late DaHoss9698 because now more than ever you need to sit down and learn horseracing 101.
The best part for DaHoss9698 is that this class is FREE!!!
Do you know how many thoroughbred live births there are in the US?
Approx. 30 thousand.
Do you know how many make it to the G1 Kentucky Derby? 20
Do you think that is an accomplishment? Come on Yucko....u can do it.....

Your homework: Divide 20 into 30000.

The thread that keeps on giving

so much for the sharp wit...:rolleyes: levity is one thing trolling is another

Don't forget your homework
 

Start your list.....while we get ready for the next class.
Don't forget your homework.
I hope u have a calculator in your basement.

Hey, if you can't afford the carboard box, I always can let you have my dachshund dog house, tight squeeze, but at least you'll be able to fit your head inside in case it rains.

Christ Julius.....stay on topic, will ya'

Are you more concerned with Tomcito or ripping people?

Earnings Kentucky Derby 2008
 

I am concerned with people learning something.

Here are the Earnings so far as of April 1.

Tomcito is # 21

War Pass ... $1,320,000
Pyro ... $1,020,000
Big Brown ... $600,000
Z Humor ... $524,000
Kodiak Kowboy ... $441,373
Turf War ... $405,407
Georgie Boy ... $390,000
Adriano ...$310,000
Smooth Air ... $290,000
Tale of Ekati ... $288,000
Colonel John ... $270,000
Salute the Sarge ... $258,940
Court Vision ... $256,872
Cool Coal Man ... $212,767
Big Truck ... $194,500
Anak Nakal ... $189,716
Majestic Warrior ... $184,000
Visionaire ... $180,000
Halo Najib ... $157,996
Denis of Cork ... $150,000
Tomcito ... $132,673
El Gato Malo ... $130,000
Z Fortune ... $129,000
Blackberry Road ... $123,417
My Pal Charlie ... $120,000
Golden Yank ... $115,000
Indian Sun ... $104,000
Atoned ... $100,000
Racecar Rhapsody ... $90,871
Shediak ... $78,576
Elysium Fields ... $70,000
King's Silver Son ... $60,000
Yankee Bravo ... $60,000
Cowboy Cal ... $57,660
Monba ... $50,000
Texas Wildcatter ... $50,000
Medjool ... $50,000
Gayego ... $40,000
Isabull ... $30,000
Bob Black Jack ... $30,000

If you want to teach them something then give them the correct earnings list.

You may need to get board certified if you want to become the Grand Educator of Derby Trail... and a little less advesarial(sp?) manner might help also.

Earnings Kentucky Derby 2008
 

Here is the address:

http://horseracing.about.com/od/trip...earnings08.htm

20 out of 30,000 Live Births
 

School's just starting.....
You did not bring your homework.
20 : 30000

Hossy you was right...no slack was warranted

Tomcito - Calder Derby
 

Tomcito will most likely run the Calder Derby.
Every horse is going to try to qualify even the bad horses with graded stakes earnings (isn't that right DaHoss9698?).
Many will probably not even make it to the big race, regardless of graded stakes earnings due to injury.
In reality the list as it stands now is useless.

Where is Prussian and his 145k running another stakes this weekend?
Where is Massive Drama and his 205k?
Dixie Chatter and his 191k?

20 spots
 

Stop typing with your feet my friend & pay attention.
There are 20 horses that have to stay healthy until May 3rd.
Tomcito is in either way because he will have enough earnings after the Calder Derby or because not everyone of the other 20 contenders will make it. That is horse racing.

Graded Stakes Earnings
 

The earnings have to be for Graded Stake races. The rest does not count.

Hossy Was Wrong
 

Georgie Boy-Pulled Back Muscle. Will miss Santa Anita Derby and Kentucky Derby DRF

End of story, TOMCITO is in.

No way you can get a passing grade without Bwana Bull on there.

For my student
 

Georgie Boy-Pulled Back Muscle. Will miss Santa Anita Derby and Kentucky Derby DRF

GUESS WHAT?

TOMCITO IS IN

nothing like stringing u along, lol

Who's your daddy
 

Go get some sleep grasshopper, tomorrow is another day full of horse racing lessons.

Ugh...please take your "education" elsewhere.

Massive Drama
02/10/08 San Vicente (gr. II) - $18,000
01/12/08 San Rafael (gr. III) - $18,000
12/22/07 CashCall Futurity (gr. I) - $100,000
11/22/07 Hollywood Prevue Stakes (gr. III) - $69,200

Dixie Chatter
09/30/07 Norfolk (gr.I) - $150,000

Prussian
09/16/07 Summer Stakes (gr.III) - $150,000

dam hoss, whats going on in here ?
ppl starting to get at you

i thought tomcito ran well, i mean come on first start in HOW LONG ? first in this country ? DOES HE HAVE THE EARNINGS FOR THE DERBY, if he does WHY NOT ?

Could this possibly be just another "Mort" impersonator? :confused:

Time will tell on that.

2008 U.S. Graded Stakes Races
 

They do not consider stakes under 75k

http://horseracing.about.com/gi/dyna...graded-stakes/

DaHoss9698 wrong again
 

Have some class and admit when you are wrong.

TOMCITO is in period.