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Mortimer 02-23-2008 08:31 AM

Oh my God.











Laugh stifling.













Very hard.















Must think of something serious.



































Can't.



























RULE-ENG UN ZE FLOUR!!

Mortimer 02-23-2008 08:43 AM

^^^ Going to Lone Star today.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 08:53 AM

^^^ Stumbled out of gate...gained ground on backstretch as foes in front of him fell down....passed by tiring rivals in homestretch.....no rally....failed to do so....and dnf.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 09:31 AM

^^^ Now wears Mascara By DiSpencer.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
:rolleyes:

^^^ Will change name to General Manager Hossy and fire Coach Pants.

Mortimer 02-23-2008 09:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by King Glorious
enver. Get it?

^^^Huge Oprah fan.

pgardn 02-23-2008 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Pissgardn do you actually watch the game of basketball? It's funny, for someone so confident you sure don't seem like it. I'll take your bet, but there's no need to bring Chuck or anyone else involved. Frankly, I feel like Chuck or anyone else probably has more important things to do then hold our money for a bet. If the Spurs beat the Lakers I'll send you a check and vice versa.

No I never watch basketball.
You have made a wise bet.

A check from you?
Are you kidding?
You refer to me as Pissgardn
constantly denigrate others and you
expect that I should somehow trust you
with a check? a check or anything from you?

I have made bets with
others on this board and
they know I come through.
I trusted them, they trusted me,
I dont trust you.

Anyone scared to give the slightest
hint of what they do... you dont want
anybody to know anything about you.
Thats fine, you dont think its anyone's
business on the internet. I understand.
But I want
your money
if this matchup takes place.
And you give me no indication whatsoever
I would see any of it. I have no fear of
people knowing exactly who I am and
anything they wish to know.

I will give you anything you want about
myself so you can come to my door or whatever
to collect. And I can get cash directly to you.
So you dont have to worry about any check.

I just want your money. Thats all.
You have to help give me some indication
you will come through. There are at least
3 people on this board I have made transactions
with that I know you should trust.
I will give you any information you wish.
You WILL get your money in cash.

Cannon Shell 02-23-2008 10:45 AM

If I hold the money in escrow does it have to be in an interest bearing account?

Coach Pants 02-23-2008 10:47 AM

Obviously the accounting firm Deloitte and Douche should hold the money.

pgardn 02-23-2008 10:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Dude, it's $200, no offense but it's not really a big deal to me. I apologize for being so silly as to try and protect some sort of privacy on here. What am I thinking considering some of the nutjobs here and other places on the internet. Enough people here know who I am and have access to contact me including moderators on this site. I'll even send a certified check, since that $200 might just cripple my savings. :rolleyes:

You don't have to trust me as frankly, considering some of the ridiculousness I've seen from you here, you sort of qualify as one of the nutjobs I was referring to. Like I said, it's $200 man. My terms are what they are.

Ok then.
We will make it 1000 so it means a little more to you.
I am sorry 200 is beneath you. If 1000 is not enough
we can make it more worth your while.
Mr. Cannon would surely help with this excitement.
Yes?

IrishofNDMan 02-23-2008 11:14 AM

Easy Money.

pgardn 02-23-2008 11:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
Easy Money.

kiss of death...

Mortimer 02-23-2008 12:06 PM

w-w-w-w-w-w-won th-th-th-th-th-thousand d-d-d-d-d-dollars!!



















thud!

IrishofNDMan 02-23-2008 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
kiss of death...

I could pay my tuition off of people like you.

pgardn 02-23-2008 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
I could pay my tuition off of people like you.

^^^^^^
Using college loans to pay
off wise gambling decisions.

I would never take money from
you. Its just not fair.

pgardn 02-24-2008 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Lakers still looking good. Everyone seems to think that when Bynum comes back, their size, yet speed will make them extra tough. Pgardn, well known here for his spot on opinions and always knowing of what he speaks of disagrees. I wonder who is going to be right. The suspense is killing me.

I am confident enough with a matchup with the
Lakers that I am willing to put money on it. I would
be more hesitant betting against Utah or Houston
as the matchups and styles dont make me nearly
as confident.

You can continue to poll all the people you want
to try and figure out basketball (ND man says
easy money, so lets go).

I see a chance to
make a some bucks. 1000 dollars would be a nice
gift to a coach who has a kid with cancer. The
gas going back and forth from the hospital etc...
can go to good use.
I layed it down, bring it. You could be contributing
to a worthy cause, think of it that way. I just
hope both teams make it through. 200 dollars is
trivial to you... I know people who could use that.
1000 dollars would be even better. Kinda of a Robin
Hood scenario, it would make for a good result and story.

So if you need more juice to take this wager, to get you
excited, to make it suspenceful, let me know.

pgardn 02-24-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I wasn't insinuating $200 is too trivial. I was insinuating that you were making too big a deal of it. Calm down, we'll figure out the semantics of the bet. The annoying, geeky, Robin Hood role is tired man, try a new act.

No you did not insinuate...

Dude, it's $200, no offense but it's not really a big deal to me.

You stated it was not a big deal.
You are a big talkn chicken sh it.
If you dont have a crowd behind
you, you run.

And if you think this is an act PM me
and I will tell you exactly where your money
will be going if you dont believe me. You
can check it out for yourself.

Get some cajones. You put your
money in at the
windows all the time.

Trash talkin is cheap.
ANd we will do this the right way
because I want your money.

Mortimer 02-24-2008 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
No you did not insinuate...

Dude, it's $200, no offense but it's not really a big deal to me.

You stated it was not a big deal.
You are a big talkn chicken sh it.
If you dont have a crowd behind
you, you run.

And if you think this is an act PM me
and I will tell you exactly where your money
will be going if you dont believe me. You
can check it out for yourself.

Get some cajones. You put your
money in at the
windows all the time.

Trash talkin is cheap.
ANd we will do this the right way
because I want your money.


Uh...do you realize you are dealing with a Grade I PREdator.....sir?




Count your blessings you still walk this Earth.......fall back to the herd.....before it's too late.

Mortimer 02-24-2008 01:52 PM

:)

Mortimer 02-24-2008 02:14 PM

:cool:

pgardn 02-24-2008 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm being dead serious right now, are you on any medication? I don't have the time, nor energy to play these childish games with you. You never really ever seem to get it. You make it too easy to get under your skin, then try and play the poor me role. It's lame. How much time are you going to waste trying to "get me"? It's not going to happen.

The bet is, if the Lakers and Spurs meet up in the playoffs. Lakers win, I get your $200. Spurs win, you get mine. When the series is completed, the loser has a agreed amount of time to send the money to whomever you want. Then that person will forward it on to the winner. If they don't, they are banned from here. Sound good?

Yes I take multivitamins.
You dont have the time.
You are on this board all the time.

You are so full of BS.
You are a running inconsistency.
"Dude its only 200 bucks"
Ok 1000. Then you turn yellow.
I think you are a fraud. I smell it.

Banned from here... right. Great idea.
Seriously, I KNOW that you
KNOW I will pay up. I am willing to
go the extra step. You wish to remain
hidden for some reason. I dont care who you
are. I will not give you up to the feds or
whomever is after you. Which one of the
moderators have you had financial transactions
with? You have help to "invest" with one of the
horses?
I will tell you exactly who I am, where I work.
Hell I will find a person closest to where you
live and have them deliver the money to your door
if you want.

pgardn 02-24-2008 02:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Avery_Smartman
Uh...do you realize you are dealing with a Grade I PREdator.....sir?




Count your blessings you still walk this Earth.......fall back to the herd.....before it's too late.

Do grade I predators pay up?
Are they honest?

Mortimer 02-24-2008 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pgardn
Do grade I predators pay up?
Are they honest?


Pay up?




I have no dobut.





Just as we do not chew our prey...






...we merely kill it....and move on.

Mortimer 02-24-2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm eagerly awaiting this response. Peegardn definitely refering to the GIC book for this one.


ror!!

Coach Pants 02-24-2008 03:46 PM

Did the long-winded **** take the bet?

pgardn 02-24-2008 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
Gee I wonder if I'm under your skin.

I haven't had any financial transactions with any moderator, what does that even mean? I explained my terms. Either you want the bet, or not. Let's not drag this out any further.

The point you seem to miss is, I don't care who you are. Frankly I don't really care who anyone here is. Why are you so interested in me? I'm flattered.

You were the only one that came
forward besides a college kid. I dont want
his money.

I am interested in you for one reason.
I want my money. ...no cause your damn good looking
Why do I believe you dont have the slightest notion
of paying if you lose?

Question:
Do you believe I will pay if I lose?

or shall I slink off of the board
never to return. A horrible fate.

Mortimer 02-24-2008 06:14 PM

I want my money!

pgardn 02-24-2008 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coach Pants
Did the long-winded **** take the bet?

When it got to 1000, because 200 was not enough
...means nothing to him, he
backed out.

Oh my gosh, you were referring to me.
The one who proposed the bet.


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