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Mortimer 02-15-2008 09:53 AM

All right. I notice the half day schoolers are still perusing the board. Go ahead and have your spazz attacks. Get it all out. There are some posters who are here to learn something. The rest of you are merely disruptions in time. Your spaces will soon be taken up by another inanimate object.

Let's have some intelligent questions regarding the first 3 rules from Dullest's 58 Steps to Acquiring a New Thinking Cap.


It's funny how I am a magnet for jealous nincompoops.Why it was just this morning I was drawing up some thoughts to myself------------------






---------"You know ,Prime Time, it's funny how you are a magnet for jealous nincompoops....but recall the great men who put forth their game changing discoveries and how the gatekeepers would attack them as crazy and even heretical.Just let them do their hyena acts . When the time is right and you hit 20 of 20 we'll see who laughs then."





You know something?


I think I was right again.

colt 45ss 02-15-2008 10:00 AM

rule1 do not handicap speed
do not understand? speed pace trip route all factor into winning these factors must be cosidered in evaluating pretenders or contenders
rule2 even the best trainers and jockeys get overbet
so ?
rule 3 if its too good to be true it probably is
true a public handicappers best bet of the day will be hpoelessly overbet
so?

hoovesupsideyourhead 02-15-2008 10:05 AM

prime time ,can we use your skills to get a big house too.

im waiting for your next huge dvd on capping

big fan

hooves

Mortimer 02-15-2008 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by colt 45ss
rule1 do not handicap speed
do not understand? speed pace trip route all factor into winning these factors must be cosidered in evaluating pretenders or contenders
rule2 even the best trainers and jockeys get overbet
so ?
rule 3 if its too good to be true it probably is
true a public handicappers best bet of the day will be hpoelessly overbet
so?

Hello Colt;




I'd like to ask you a question regarding your shotgun post here. I suspect this habit carries throughout.




Do you make or lose money over the course of a year in betting horses?








Best regards,

Bill Dullest

my miss storm cat 02-15-2008 10:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
I suppose you bet on the gray horses,too.

Okay PT since you're getting all pissy, I'll ask a question...

Can you please clarify your position on this important aspect of handicapping?

TheSpyder 02-15-2008 10:10 AM

Prime Rib, I mean Prime Time.

I'm new to horse racing as I grew up playing the dogs.

Since the dogs use a rabbit to get them going, what do horses use? I really want to know and believe it's the ambulance since horses can see behind them.

Am I right?

Spyder

Mortimer 02-15-2008 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hoovesupsideyourhead
prime time ,can we use your skills to get a big house too.

im waiting for your next huge dvd on capping

big fan

hooves

Hello Colt;

Excuse me.


I mean Hello Hoops ( you all sound the same to me) ;




Can you say you are getting ahead of your and myself here?





Best regards,


Bill Dullest

zippyneedsawin 02-15-2008 10:12 AM

When you call YOURSELF "Prime Time", you open YOURSELF up to an unlimited amount of ridicule.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 10:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
Okay PT since you're getting all pissy, I'll ask a question...

Can you please clarify your position on this important aspect of handicapping?


Hello my swiss moron cat;




Great seeing you out of the can....I mean posting again.



I think you should addrress that one to the misguided twit I posted it to regarding gray horses.I will say this,however, if there is a "Carla" in the gray horses name then by all means use those completely useless Zodiac Ciphers. I will tell you right now a horse with "mouse" in his name will beat you.








Best retreads...I mean regards,

Prime Time

Mortimer 02-15-2008 10:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyneedsawin
When you call YOURSELF "Prime Time", you open YOURSELF up to an unlimited amount of ridicule.

Mr. Chippy.






Get lost....lose money.







Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-15-2008 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
Prime Rib, I mean Prime Time.

I'm new to horse racing as I grew up playing the dogs.

Since the dogs use a rabbit to get them going, what do horses use? I really want to know and believe it's the ambulance since horses can see behind them.

Am I right?

Spyder



That's very funny.




I'm sure you snuck over here from Space AddCabbage.

Coach Pants 02-15-2008 10:25 AM

Prime Time

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyNMz_LxEoA

zippyneedsawin 02-15-2008 10:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Mr. Chippy.






Get lost....lose money.







Best regards,

Bill Dullest


Thanks for the advice. Now here's mine: You are wasting people's time. I'm sure it gets you off in some way. I've already spent too much thought on you. Good luck.

TheSpyder 02-15-2008 10:33 AM

and you said you would teach us but all you do is ridicule. When are you going to live up to your self imposed hype......




or











have you done enough?

Breast Reinforcements,


Spyder
Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
That's very funny.




I'm sure you snuck over here from Space AddCabbage.


Mortimer 02-15-2008 10:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyneedsawin
Thanks for the advice. Now here's mine: You are wasting people's time. I'm sure it gets you off in some way. I've already spent too much thought on you. Good luck.

Any thought you spend makes you a shell game runners delight.




Dullest Dust wouldn't stick to you;you're hopeless.

Give Mike Warren a call ----he certainly needs more grist for the mill.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheSpyder
and you said you would teach us but all you do is ridicule. When are you going to live up to your self imposed hype......


or


have you done enough?

Breast Reinforcements,


Spyder


When you people get serious----Dullest will get serious.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pillow Pants



Hello Willow Plants;



If you only knew how close that is.










By the way----stick to football.

mm-kay?











Bets retards---I mean Best regards,

Bill Dullest

CapperZeke 02-15-2008 11:05 AM

Time Prime,

I want to believe, I really do. Show me the way.

Antitrust32 02-15-2008 11:20 AM

what is tip four??

SentToStud 02-15-2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
what is tip four??

Tip #4:

Ignore Tips 1,2 and 3.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CapperZeke
Time Prime,

I want to believe, I really do. Show me the way.


Hello Zeke Zapper;


Once I get these idiots out of the way---I can show the rest of you the way.


Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antitrust32
what is tip four??


Hello ProBust;



Only my tip froster knows for sure.








HA-HA.

Little of that patented Dullest Humor there.









Let's wait until the vermin find some garbage to chew on and leave this thread.








Best of show.....I mean Best regards,


Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SentToStud
Tip #4:

Ignore Tips 1,2 and 3.

Obviously the cashng windows ignore you.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:26 PM

Hey Steve;


Great idiot control you have here. They infiltrate an informative thread-----so you move it here.


Plus---no birthdyay wishes. It actually was yesterday and I forgot to note it therefor I made it today,but still.



Best regards,

Bill Dullest

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:40 PM

STEVE!!


What happened to my birthday notice on the front page??

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:42 PM

My stay will be short if nonsense like that keeps up.

Kasept 02-15-2008 12:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
STEVE!!


What happened to my birthday notice on the front page??

Even if it was your birthday, it was your first day here... How would you receive any birthday greetings when no one knows you?

Please provide a birth certificate to prove your birthday was any time in the previous or upcoming 7 days. A death certificate would also suffice.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmfhb411
don't let US keep you :D


Hello cefinborpher...God what a name;


Are you contributing or just advertising your cavity contents?


Best regards,

Prime Time

Mortimer 02-15-2008 12:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kasept
Even if it was your birthday, it was your first day here... How would you receive any birthday greetings when no one knows you?

Please provide a birth certificate to prove your birthday was any time in the previous or upcoming 7 days. A death certificate would also suffice.

Steve;


What's the deal here? Since when does anyone have to be known to receive a birthday greeting?

Oh hey---forget it. I can follow the animosity line . Been there---done that. Someone who nets over 500 large every month at this game does expect it.






Better luck next time----I mean Best regards,


Bill Dullest

zippyneedsawin 02-15-2008 01:02 PM

The




Sky



Is



Blue.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyneedsawin
The




Sky



Is



Blue.


Your










head







is









empty.

zippyneedsawin 02-15-2008 01:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Your










head







is









empty.

Dogs bark.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zippyneedsawin
Dogs bark.


Sit up and drop dead.

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cmfhb411
I've contributed everytime I post here. Thank you.
Since there are numerous public handicappers, all over the map,
reveal the "genius" of automatically not betting your own
selection because a public handicapper agrees with it.
gahead. :D

Well I'd lke to know how the last few contribute to anything but the local landfill.



Idiot--- you reveal your court jester ways. A public handicapper is not going to agree with anything you pick. It's quite the opposite and you are the type to emit positive ions when having "noticed" as much.



You have nowhere to go,but further down.

my miss storm cat 02-15-2008 01:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Meridian_Artisan
Steve;


What's the deal here? Since when does anyone have to be known to receive a birthday greeting?

Oh hey---forget it. I can follow the animosity line . Been there---done that. Someone who nets over 500 large every month at this game does expect it.






Better luck next time----I mean Best regards,


Bill Dullest

I'm confused... is it Blackthroatedwind's birthday? :p

Mortimer 02-15-2008 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by my miss storm cat
I'm confused... is it Blackthroatedwind's birthday? :p


Hello my pris smudge pot;



First I'd have to know who that is. Then I probably wouldn't know anyway so what's the point? And it's MY birthday today.


Gee thanks. I really appreciate it.






Best offloaded...I mean regards,

Bill "Prime Time" Dullest

my miss storm cat 02-15-2008 01:45 PM

Happy birthday, Dull One.

Or as they say in Iceland, til hamingju með afmælið.


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