well, some team members report to the hospital.

They may want to map out a slightly different route for her.

This horse is entered on Wednesday in the maiden race that Ready's Echo is going to lose. He better be a different horse than he was in his Turfway debut in early December if he even wants to compete here....much less win any stake race.

Ok...I just caught this...but there is no such thing as a "real good Red Lobster dinner"

there isn't even a such thing as a "lousy Red Lobster dinner"

That sh*t they try and pass off as seafood is unedible....at best.

I guess when you are a college kid it seems real good.

Box wine and Red Lobster....


what the hell ever happen to pizza and beer being the two food groups that college kids survived on? Im getting old...

rich kids, go figure
I remember spaghetti and ketchup.

LOL....I still can't get over the box wine. Must have been a great pajama party.

Don't worry GPK, Beer is still what most kids drink. The only use of box wine is the tour de franzia game I explained and a game called slap bag which is also a fun one.

Rules for Slap Bag if you are interested GPK lol

Get yourself a few friends and some cheap boxed wine of your choosing. First, remove the plastic bag of wine from the cardboard. Then, with everyone standing around in a big circle, have one or two people hold the bag up in the air. When it is your turn you must first (1) chug some of the wine and then (2) wind up and slap the bag as HARD AS POSSIBLE. Don't worry about breaking the bag -- it is completely indestructible. Just hit it with an open hand and make a really loud SMACK. Everyone else in attendance then gets to decide if you did well (long enough chug, hard enough slap) -- if they deem your turn acceptable, it is the next person's go at the bag; otherwise, you've got to go again until you get it right. VARIANTS: - Force the bag to be slapped in a certain way (e.g. with a bare foot, through the legs, with pants around ankles). - Have people slap the bag in order to be ALLOWED to chug. - Have two bags, one to chug from and one to slap, and separate them across a room. Place obstacles (spikes and/or fat chicks) in the path from one to the other

That's interesting.

Still, Whack-A-Mole seems more compelling.

I guess noone plays quarters anymore either??

Sizzler all you can eat ribs.

Pull on em with your teeth like a bow string
while holding both ends of the rib bone, and
they slap you back in the face when you lose
grasp of the greasy bas tards.

A virtual foodfight with yourself.

I will never forget that stuff fermenting
for about a week in my gut. Throbbing gristle.
College is a place to learn about projectile
vomitting. Food poisoning lowers the grocery
bill.

people died playing that game...