I am very,very disappointed almost all of you have chosen to diss me....and not bid me.





I always have felt there are two distinctly different groups of people here.

The first ,I believe, are a highly intelligent group with rapier like wit......and are absolutely impervious to flying drop kicks and public stonings.



The last descriptive meaning you have no pride.......:)

I shall miss your funny faces dearly.

You all know who you are.







The second group is a bunch completely lacking in depth perception.

They couldn't get a MENSA question right if spotted the Fibonnaci Sequence.

They are paranoid schizos who have way too much pride which they simply base on the food chain.






They are the frozen,the stupid and the dead.


They don't know who they are.

































=:>

^^^what she said.

^^^what Thebby said she said

Say Goodbye To My Computer Monitor
 

It's demise has been sudden and drastic.

It got so blurry - that instead of rubbing one out to a variety of 20 second porn clips - I actually tried pitching one to a Gwen Stafani music video.

Uh huh, this my sh!t
All you boys jerk ya dicks like this
More than a few times I'll take it up my crack
Pull my hair, slap my ass, make it happen like that
Cause I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl
I ain't no Harlem Phat Girl

I bid you a fond farewell Mortimer...mortimerdexterfoxworthy...predator...or whomever else you deem yourself to be. I have enjoyed every second I have spent with you and have enjoyed your "vaporizations" of me whatever that means to you in your mind. I have zero clue what it means, nor whatever else you type means. I do not know what a thebby is nor a ror nor a pud nor anything else hardly of which you type on these stupid threads.

...I digress....

In the final analysis you have taught me so much through your vaprorizations of myself. I now understand cleveland sports so much more having been witness to your superior mind and a witness to your knowledge. I have divested myself from being a LeBron witness and now just consider myself a witness to you who is Mortimer...predator...mortimerdexterfoxworthy. I often tricked myself into thinking that I had one upped you coming to a boiling head yesterday on the Cleveland yay thread...but once again, your insightful vaporization of myself taught me where things stand. AFter 24 hours to continually think...(which as you know is hard, as after vaporization, the brain takes quite awhile to recover from said vaporization!) I realize how foolish I have been to try to challenge a true master of most things that are in existence.

But if this is really good bye, I can only try to beg you not to go. We all have so much more to learn...especially a non-regular board member like myself. I unfrotunately may try to take you on again, but you have to forgive me...will that not make me better???...simply taking on the best??? That is how I look at things. For example...I laid witness to a Cavs/rockets game where LeBron played well, yet without gooden, Varejao, Sasha, and then even gibson getting hurt...I had to say to myself..."well, mortimerdexterfoxworthy was indeed correct...the Cavs cannot win playing with only one man." It is through revelations like this that I always come back to the fact of how wise Mortimer really is and how his continual vaporizations make me whole.

Mortimer...you complete me.

Please, oh please...say it ain't so!! Please make this only a temporary so long.

horseofcourse...you nauseate me.

thank you. it isn't all that hard.

(I aim to please!!)

not gonna lie, this one gave me a good chuckle.

Morty ,
Please DONT leave.....for some UNGODLY reason I get drawn in reading your threads...and after seeing 50+ posts.... I start talking to myself asking
...."" What the ^&**&^%$#@@#$%^&*(( is this thread about... "" ..
So for my INSANITY...... Please stay..
Plus for a office visit [ on a couch ] costs $ 200.00 a hour

Ahhhh Morty,

Ya leaving? I will bring out my wire hanger if ya stay.... ;)

Goodbye again Morty.:)

Bye Morty. See you tomorrow..

My "contribution" is NOT making multiple pointless posts. Just look at this thread -- Morty has strings of 4-5 straight posts. No, I didn't read a single one. Based on his pre-iggy history, they are stupid, moronic, insulting, or some combination of these factors.

I totally and completely ignore Morty. He distracts from folks trying to make valid points and takes threads off-topic. Yes, I find this fact annoying. Slam me if you choose, but a forum without Morty is a more worthwhile place for horse racing enthusiasts.

Well it's about time one of the sane speaks. I had a belly full of this fool at DRF. Reason I left that place and the reason I stayed away from here until I was assured he was banned for life.

If Morty entertains you so well, you will miss him. This Swine will celebrate his departure gleefully!

Another Morty fan who stands disappointed with his parting... I hope he left forwarding address for his devoted followers. :rolleyes:

Actually---now that I've read you I would guess he made you look incredibly stupid.He really gets too much credit for things like that..

From DT member: "I'm thinking the Artisan dude is Mort.. How about you? Seems a bit strange..."

My response: "Dead solid perfect... 26 posts in one day. Good chance it is Mort. And, I really don't read his posts.

Mort is just too unkind and impolite to members here. He intimidates many folks here to point where they leave forum or just retreat. He must see himself as Don Rickles when he is really Andrew Dice Clay.

Thanks for message..."

Meridian_Artisan is second member of my DT iggy list... buh bye, M_A :D

Flea!!!!

I'll bet you embarrass your family at the zoo.

See Ya Morty:D .
But as im a TaoisT you were but a figment of my imagination but what a figment, Have enjoyed your posts you are Superman "bullet Proof":cool:

I keep posting so that others will have intestinal fortitude to speak out about how this forum does not need Mortimer or any other "character" like him. You seem very smitten with him. Do you have "man crush" for departed one? :rolleyes:

William P. Dullest invented I.F.






The poster referred to is nothing more than a repetitive hanger in the stretch.















When he gets that far.

Somebody might consider lightening up a bit...life is only as serious as ya choose to take it...but shirley you knew that...

!!!OOOOOOOOO.75!!

I could not be laughing any harder right now. Obviously, I don't take myself 1/10th as seriously as you take yourself. Mort asserted that he is leaving voluntarily. I can read his comments when when someone chooses to quote him and retort.

All I did was pile on with the folks, who like me, appreciate his self-imposed (and long overdue) exile. If I'm an idiot, as you suggest, please iggy me. I have great exchanges here with many posters. Yes, disagreements do occur. However, these mostly remain civil discussions.

I don't claim hero status -- but I've never backed down from bully. Frankly, Mort bullies here. His distasteful, and mostly off-topic, comments distract from the enjoyment and education this forum seeks to inspire among horseplayers. Again, if you disagree, exercise your freedom of speech rights and ignore me, too.

Santa Anita has $1.2 million carryover tomorrow. That's may more interesting than continuing this message. ;)

Shirley?
 

Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious.
Rumack: I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Classic line from movie, Airplane! That should "lighten" this thread. Happy handicapping tonight...

http://www.meridianfarmersmarket.com/

"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." ~ Oscar Wilde

Here's a hint....continue this message.




You will save lots of money.