Had sex with merasmag. (edit that was meant for Druggie)

^^^


WHAT!!???

^^^ Oh.

^
Is once again jealous of my sexual conquests

^^^ Shakes tail feathers at NotHotEnoughForTheRatty-O.

^^^ Grits never did anything for me.

!!!!!!!!!!!
Delivered the post of the day.

^^ =:>

^
But Grits dog did - with its freaky salad tossing skills - do something for him.

^^^ Doesn't believe ocean sounds are captured in sea shells.Studying test shells at Erie Canal.

^
Wrote the book on sea shells.

^^^ While he's making dumb posts....I am helping Sighty-poo hold her figure 8 pose.

^
is a lucky man.

Helping a sexy lady who also has the best handicapping opinion of anyone on this board.

^^^ Desperately trying to get in her pants...will stop at nothing.

^
Doesn't realize I have a 34 waist.

^^^ Neither do his 44 inch pants.

^
Considers Scavs to be an intellectual

^^^ Frantically collects the black and white fuzz balls Hossy spits up.

^^^ My favorite troll on the planet

^^^ Druggie-poo's college philosophy professor.

666

Oops I ment to point

^^^ I was going to use that!!



Spent weekend with Mommy Dearest in her Clean Room.

^^^Only peeker at Deb-O-Deb's window to always have bottle of Windex and roll of Bounty.

^^^ secretly vacays to Vegas twice a month...

^
Secretly knows Artie Schiller would have dismantled English Channel at 10f.

^^ used to have a respectable reputation in judging horses...


LOL...Artie Shitler...

^
Is not the most clever when it comes to nicknames.

^^ surely he can think of nicknames for Funfair, Cool Conducter, Good Reward....etc...


FUNFAIR!!!

^^^ Upon answering your door bell you see him and he says..."Is there a way I can sell you a carpet shampooer today?"

^ Needs to be hit over the head with his license plate for making fun of that poor horse.

^^^ Walks bow legged from balance beam injury.

^
Secretly masturbates to Andy Serling while watching old P2W episodes.

^^^ Still reads Portnoy's Complaint for food tips.

Note to P.P.-I appreciate you cleaning my window but feel free to rotate windows.

^^^ Exhibitionist.

Nah, just don't like washing windows.

Oh.




I suppose you,too, knew I recently could look at smart threads if not signed on?

I did not know that. I did, however, know you were smart enough to figure out how to get into smart threads.;)

Well I.........say..that was pretty good.






Anyhooo....yes. They've got to get up pretty darned early in the morning to fool me.

^^^ A very smart man