What college do all straws attend?

Hofstraw.

What's this?




Z

Straws rule-eng un ze flour.

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/

A conservative straw.

What's this?







X

Two straws marking the landing spot for a helicopter.

What's this?








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:)

What straw was a centerfielder?

Lenny Dykstraw.

What did the straw say to the banker?

I would like to make a withstrawal.

What's this?






m m

Prankster straws posing as m&m's.

What's this?





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A ghost straw.

What is a straws fav movie?

Straw Wars.

What is a male straws fav movie?

Hollow Man.

What is a male straws fav weekend night game?

Pick up straws.

What's this?







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Straw Code.

What Christian sacrament do straws favor most?

Extreme suction.

What place is the straw equivalent of Mecca?

Strawla Strawla ,Washington.

What's this?







T

A tee ball game made for Daryl Strawberry.

What do famous straw artists draw?

Straws.

Let's get serious now....shall we?








First be sure you are over 18.











I am not....I will vacate this thread immediately.























I am...and I wish to continue......very much so.



















( I am under 18.....but I lied and can't wait to see this!! )














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And now....
























..I must hide!!

Thats the ultimate predator...im surprised thats not your avatar

lol

:D

truer words have never been spoken...:p