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TheSpyder

11-28-2007 11:40 PM

Frisky South Woodland......that could go a couple ways!

horseofcourse

11-29-2007 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig

can't go with now! i'd be pixie and a number, as my street doesn't have a name.

pixie 447....how awful.

That's awesome...mine too (damn sister had to name the dog!!) Mine is...

Pixie Bevington.

Antitrust32

11-29-2007 11:42 AM

the middle name way My porn name would be Emily West. That sounds more like an author. I'll stick with Candy West. Thats a porn name!

Mortimer

11-29-2007 11:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Danzig

holy crap, i'd be rebel cavalier.

good thing i'm not a porn star.

Some things don't have to be said.

Fido Superior.

Payson Dave

11-29-2007 11:50 AM

Morty, how ya been my friend

Sightseek

11-29-2007 12:02 PM

Using middle name method I'd be Nicole Cherry.

Mortimer

11-29-2007 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Payson Dave

Morty, how ya been my friend

Hello Dave Mayson....oh can complain...and you? Saw your snappy spread photos....A#1 work.

I lied about my name.....it's really Tex 156.

I've been sneaking looks here the last few days and couldn't resist the comp-tition.

Bloody awful.

Thank you for your inquiry,Dave.

Buffymommy

11-29-2007 12:14 PM

Buffy Bryant...

BB? Hmmmmm....

Mortimer

11-29-2007 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Chipper Old Farm if using pet's name
Deb Old Farm if using middle name

Neither sounds very good.

It beats Regina Bush.

my miss storm cat

11-29-2007 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Riot

Sigh ... to get your "porn name", your first name is the name of your first pet, and your last name is the name of the street you lived on as a child.

Okay using the first pet it would be Cloral Park but using the first pet I got to name it's Roxy Park, which i like much better.

I actualy don't know if it was spelled Cloral or Chloral :eek: or why my sister who was about 5 came up with that name.:D

my miss storm cat

11-29-2007 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hi_im_god

"But my Porn name would be "Jack Hammer" if I had anything to do with it."

great name.

unless your porn partner doesn't like the idea of being torn apart. or you being done after 15 seconds.

you might as well call yourself rusty nailer.

if i have a choice i'm going with dr. phil winfrey.

won't be able to keep the ladies away. giggity!

Oooooh baby! :D

SentToStud

11-29-2007 01:09 PM

Duke Hedgewood

Bigsmc

11-29-2007 02:37 PM

Pet name/street name as child.

Rocky 42nd

Middle name/street name as a child

Thomas 42nd

Middle name/current street

Thomas Horsechestnut

GBBob

11-29-2007 02:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Pet name/street name as child.

Rocky 42nd

Middle name/street name as a child

Thomas 42nd

Middle name/current street

Thomas Horsechestnut

Bigs..you sure that "chest" was part of that last street? you got some potential there

Bigsmc

11-29-2007 02:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob

Bigs..you sure that "chest" was part of that last street? you got some potential there

Don't forget the "nut"...

GBBob

11-29-2007 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bigsmc

Don't forget the "nut"...

Exactly...I'm thinking Thomas Horsenut might compare favorably to Dirk Diggler

Crown@club

11-29-2007 02:52 PM

J.J. Harrison - has the boogey fever

Bigsmc

11-29-2007 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GBBob

Exactly...I'm thinking Thomas Horsenut might compare favorably to Dirk Diggler

Dirk was the man.

Thomas Horsenut it is.

Cajungator26

11-29-2007 08:30 PM

I'm Pete Tamarind. LOL

ninetoone

11-29-2007 08:31 PM

Fluffy MacNichol

Rileyoriley

11-29-2007 08:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mortimer

It beats Regina Bush.

Good to see you back my friend. How was sabbatical?

Mortimer

11-29-2007 09:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rileyoriley

Good to see you back my friend. How was sabbatical?

Entirely too kind..but just a quarterback.

Sab. is to die for.

jman5581

11-29-2007 09:47 PM

By Riot's rules...

Buster Bohannon

Cajungator26

11-29-2007 09:56 PM

I like your new signature, Morty.

Mortimer

11-29-2007 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cajungator26

I like your new signature, Morty.

Thank you so much Cajy.

hi_im_god

11-30-2007 11:56 PM

art verdi has a 10" golfer.

anyone able to decode that spends too much time on this site.

2 Dollar Bill

12-10-2007 05:10 PM

Not sure if this works, but.... (according to riots rules )

Roxy Hogbin !

2MinsToPost

12-10-2007 05:29 PM

As God as my witness

Muffin River

No lie

Storm Cadet

12-10-2007 06:19 PM

Kiska Sunset

Mortimer

12-10-2007 06:45 PM

Baskin Robbins

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