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Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:12 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Do you have 5 grand?
No...but have you ever heard of scissors and Bondo?

Cajungator26 11-07-2007 03:12 PM
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Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Who doesn't love beer and donuts!? Sighty-Poo has gone mad!


And by the way, I got my first glimpse at the 2008 Kentucky Derby winner.



The trainer-rider combo of Freddy Mo and BTW will make everyone forget about Pletcher and Velazquez.
OMG... ten pies for you. OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:13 PM
Architectual clay is a little expensive....but with led filler you won't notice it's Bondo.

Cajungator26 11-07-2007 03:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
No...but have you ever heard of scissors and Bondo?
I think I like the idea of you giving me 5 grand a lot better.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I think I like the idea of you giving me 5 grand a lot better.

I'm sure you do.





You're going to like that idea for a long,long time.

Cajungator26 11-07-2007 03:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
I'm sure you do.





You're going to like that idea for a long,long time.
Oh be quiet, no one.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Oh be quiet, no one.
Oh fine with me.





I'll use up my posts eslewhere.

But you should have a huge wart installed on the back of your head for balance.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:32 PM
But leave Dannie alone.

Payson Dave 11-07-2007 03:35 PM
I'd work on the choppers and facial hair first....

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:38 PM
GOO-FOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Cajungator26 11-07-2007 03:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh fine with me.





I'll use up my posts eslewhere.

But you should have a huge wart installed on the back of your head for balance.
Hey little ladies
There's some cool young dude
Just standin' in line
Waitin' for you
There's a girl in the corner
With a jacked up dress
She's got legs for miles but
But her face looks a mess
Chorus
There's always something for everyone
But a love can be suicide
Oh yeah
It's just what you've been waiting for
And i know it can't be denied
Can't stop fallin' into love
What's my heart been dreamin' up
Who's that falling' into love
Is it you i'm thinkin' of
Hey rock 'n rollers
What's a happenin' with you
You've got the itch
Well i've got it too
It's hard to be a winner every time
But i know you take it, you can make it all right
It's time that you just can't hide
But i can't control myself
Oh no no no
I know what you've been waitin' for
'cause love can't be denied yeah oo
Chorus
Can't stop fallin' into love
What's my heart been dreamin' up
Who's that falling' into love
Is it you i'm thinkin' of
There's always somethin' for everyone
And i know what you mean in my eyes
I just can't control myself
And i fall for it every time oh yeah
Chorus
Can't stop fallin' into love
What's my heart been dreamin' up
Who's that falling' into love
Is it you i'm thinkin' of
Chorus
Can't stop fallin' into love
What's my heart been dreamin' up
Who's that falling' into love
Is it you i'm thinkin' of
Cant stop fallin' into love oo
What's my heart been dreamin' up
No matter what i think or do or say hey
I keep fallin' into love

The Indomitable DrugS 11-07-2007 03:40 PM
But hey, the nose looks great in that picture.

Buffymommy 11-07-2007 03:41 PM
She doesn't have a big nose. :) She only thinks she does.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Hey little ladies
There's some cool young dude
Just standin' in line
Waitin' for you
There's a girl in the corner
With a jacked up dress
She's got legs for miles but
But her face looks a mess
Chorus
There's always something for everyone
But a love can be suicide
Oh yeah
It's just what you've been waiting for
And i know it can't be denied
Can't stop fallin' into love
What's my heart been dreamin' up
Who's that falling' into love
Is it you i'm thinkin' of
Hey rock 'n rollers
What's a happenin' with you
You've got the itch
Well i've got it too
It's hard to be a winner every time
But i know you take it, you can make it all right
It's time that you just can't hide
But i can't control myself
Oh no no no
I know what you've been waitin' for
'cause love can't be denied yeah oo
Chorus
Can't stop fallin' into love
What's my heart been dreamin' up
Who's that falling' into love
Is it you i'm thinkin' of
There's always somethin' for everyone
And i know what you mean in my eyes
I just can't control myself
And i fall for it every time oh yeah
Chorus
Can't stop fallin' into love
What's my heart been dreamin' up
Who's that falling' into love
Is it you i'm thinkin' of
Chorus
Can't stop fallin' into love
What's my heart been dreamin' up
Who's that falling' into love
Is it you i'm thinkin' of
Cant stop fallin' into love oo
What's my heart been dreamin' up
No matter what i think or do or say hey
I keep fallin' into love




GOD!!





I was just kidding.

Cajungator26 11-07-2007 03:41 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Payson Dave
I'd work on the choppers and facial hair first....
Sigh. :D

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffymommy
She doesn't have a big nose. :) She only thinks she does.

Like you think you have tits?

Cajungator26 11-07-2007 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffymommy
She doesn't have a big nose. :) She only thinks she does.
Yeah, I do. 5k will solve that problem! MORTY!!!

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Sigh. :D
Oh someone give her a nice kissy-poo!

Buffymommy 11-07-2007 03:43 PM
$5,000 could solve that issue morty! You offering to pay for me to go to the DDs?

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:43 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Yeah, I do. 5k will solve that problem! MORTY!!!

I don't think you'll be hearing from MommyHo none too soon.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffymommy
$5,000 could solve that issue morty! You offering to pay for me to go to the DDs?



I don't think there's enough silicone in San Jose for that job.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:46 PM
Bondo would be my suggetsion.

Buffymommy 11-07-2007 03:46 PM
AWWWW come on morty...

I want GIGANTIC BOOBIES so they will flop up and down when I ride.












Hee hee hee... That could be taken the wrong way couldn't it? :D

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:46 PM
Ah don't thank so.

Coach Pants 11-07-2007 03:47 PM

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:47 PM
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Originally Posted by Pillow Pants

Hey baby.......chatty-poo?

Sightseek 11-07-2007 03:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ah don't thank so.
Can I answer that one for you?


















THUD!


wow.

The Indomitable DrugS 11-07-2007 03:48 PM
Anyone who wants to make an easy 5K should sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Indian Charlie.

He actually believed PP's troll was real - thank Moss he outted the troll today, or I'd be getting IM's about how fiesty and cute she is for Moss only knows how long.

Cajungator26 11-07-2007 03:49 PM
I'm speechless.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:49 PM
"Can I answer that one for you?"


Why certainly you may.



Oh....







....OOOOOOOOOO

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Cajungator26
I'm speechless.
Earth rotational problems are happening.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:50 PM
I'm leaving.

SniperSB23 11-07-2007 03:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Anyone who wants to make an easy 5K should sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Indian Charlie.

He actually believed PP's troll was real - thank Moss he outted the troll today, or I'd be getting IM's about how fiesty and cute she is for Moss only knows how long.
As if I didn't hate the Patriots enough already. That is really going to drive me nuts.

Mortimer 11-07-2007 03:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Anyone who wants to make an easy 5K should sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Indian Charlie.

He actually believed PP's troll was real - thank Moss he outted the troll today, or I'd be getting IM's about how fiesty and cute she is for Moss only knows how long.



OOOOOOOOOO

The Indomitable DrugS 11-07-2007 03:54 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SniperSB23
As if I didn't hate the Patriots enough already. That is really going to drive me nuts.
He will probably come down with a throat abscess any day now....

Have 48 yards recieving the rest of the season and ArlJim will steadfastly maintain that he was a fluke who couldn't take the pressure.

SniperSB23 11-07-2007 03:57 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
He will probably come down with a throat abscess any day now....

Have 48 yards recieving the rest of the season and ArlJim will steadfastly maintain that he was a fluke who couldn't take the pressure.
LOL, we can only pray to Moss that will happen.

Indian Charlie 11-07-2007 04:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
Anyone who wants to make an easy 5K should sell the Brooklyn Bridge to Indian Charlie.

He actually believed PP's troll was real - thank Moss he outted the troll today, or I'd be getting IM's about how fiesty and cute she is for Moss only knows how long.
LOL, yeah!

I'd probably fall for that too.

What did ever happen with Erica btw? Did you collect on that BJ she offered you?

Sightseek 11-07-2007 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Indian Charlie
LOL, yeah!

I'd probably fall for that too.

What did ever happen with Erica btw? Did you collect on that BJ she offered you?
Druggie-poo told me he is a virgin.

Antitrust32 11-07-2007 04:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
I retook the test.

It says I'm still Dutch.




I guess I should stick my finger in a dyke.








UNCLY TRUST!!!!







ror!








You know I'm kidding Uncly!


Kissy-Kissy.


oh morty, anything for you!



Edit: wink

Mortimer 11-07-2007 05:06 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Antitrust32
oh morty, anything for you!



Edit: wink






You took that very well.





Oh boy.
























thud


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