I'll tell you what a friend is.



A friend is of good,strong God fearing character.


An Ohio State fan...ya might say.







Somone who will be well infromed of your darkest secrets.....yer cluttered closet items.......and such.




But when you forget that and decide to vaporize this friend en masse.......just because it's fun...I guess.........





...well this friend will not take out a full page ,25 biggest newspapers across the country ad and ruin the neighborhood.




This is what a friend is.







Someone who will take a stoning...a lynching....a vaporization from his friends....






.....and merely move on not seeking revenge.




A vengeful friend is no friend at all.

And they go on about their business........doing as they please.....as they wish.







Anytime they want to.

Wounded though they may be.....






...they simply continue to do so.


Realizing one is a throwaway friend is the first step to incomplete recovery.



Which is why I do as I please...as I wish....anytime I want to. I shan't be stopped by anyone.


No one shall interfer with my fine work.....because I deem it so.

Excuse now...I have to have the dressings changed on the 77 arrow wounds in my back.







Oh I'm fine....not to worry.


It only hurts when I breathe.









The doctor told me..."Well....don't breathe then."






:rolleyes:

Say...what is a boo-boo ( or HORRIBLE THING) anyways?


I guess if friends decided to attack with phasers on "kill".....you( the attackee) might say...

..."Say....what did I do?"




And they ( the attackERS)might say......


."..DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THAT BONEHEADED,PURPOSEFUL AND VIRULENT SWINE STUNT HAS DONE...ANY VAGUE IDEA OF THE DAMAGE YOU HAVE CAUSED???"








God.





But you ,the attackee, might say........"Well no."



"What exactly did I do wrong and what damage was caused???????"







The attackers...................."Well............we don't know. ....but you still are a beast.,,,and we hate you....you are a pig."













See what ahm sayin' ??

This is not a THREAD... it's a MONOLOGUE.





Actually Mort should have his own CATEGORY...






In fact I would call it MORTIMER AT LARGE!!!

Hey..call it what you will.

I call it "stuff"....that's square with me.



Maybe you should have ERNIEBERT AT SMALL.

In an unrelated incident...the same friend felt the sting of another friend.

Someone should clean out their pm box so as to understand there was an evil misunderstading.



I'm still doing as I please.

I shall continue to do so with no fear whatsoever of reprimand.

Anytime I want to.

OH!!



GOOD ONE!









Perfect.

A picture is worth .....how many words? I forgot.







But more than a few.

So that explains why I'm not feeling quite myself today. I've been possessed ( or perhaps repossessed? Can't recall paying that bill....)

I've been possessed ( or perhaps repossessed? Can't recall paying that bill....)




Oh..that one was funny.




So that explains why I'm not feeling quite myself today.




:)

Accoding to Shelley:


"It is a sweet thing, friendship, a dear balm,
A happy and auspicious bird of calm..."















Oh REALLY???

Why the man's coo-coo.






Yes...we can accept it that way.

He's crazy.

Everything is now explained away.





It's soooo easy.

Why it wasn't hard at all.

Simple....rubber room case.










And so the circle game continues after a slight and irritating interruption.

What does a crazy person look like?





Like this? :D







Or this? :o










Is it this? :eek:








Is this fellow crazy or does he have a twitching problem? ;)










Or do the guilty wear the look of the insane?

:D

!!







I vote for they guy in your photo.

This is a female crazy person :p


I can put a name next to it.....but not at this time as it does not please me to do so.








Maybe soon.

Maybe not.

I will reduce myself to admitting there is a "T" in the name.








It does please me to do so.

If it pleased me to call Stevie a spurious oscillation....why I would.

But it does not at this time.

Hi.

Hi.








Friend or ho?....I mean foe?

Don't worry SportyFans...I haven't forgot about you:





Take Illinois and 15 vs. Ohio State. I have sniffed the air about this one...and I do not like what I smell. This will be the most dangerous game of the year to date for Ohio who tends to go to sleepy-poo as they wish.


Take Wisconsin and 2.5 vs. Michigan


Take Ok.St. and 5.5 vs. Kansas. I forgot how awful Nebrasky truly is. The team is now fully cooked.


Take Iota giving 14.5 to Minny-SOH-tah.


Take Southeastern giving 1.5 to IndyAnna

And now back to our regularly scheduled program.





------------


Jennifer Juneau



The Light Of The Mind, Cold And Planetary

Relinquish a vision?
Wanderlust for word, my task Sisyphean?

Wastrel, you said. I flaw and I flaw,
Plummet with the plums.

Fallen fruit from the sage tree of the mind.
Accent, false tense. Dear versicolored friend,

You are mighty in mozzle,
A turncoat in wanion.

Fade and falter, waver and waive
The right to tread hyperopic implosion,

Jam of grass. Fair-weather, seasonable thing.
It was only when I died you were pricked

By my invaluable sting.

Oh my goodness, how could I have missed this?

Morty, my sweet chubbycheeks (you know which ones), thank you. If the boys in high school had been as obsessed with me as you, my dating life then might not have been the vast wasteland it was. Where was your wacky stalking when I needed it most? And in the very first post of the thread! Though you were smart to switch to someone else for your ghostwriting- as I am sure you discovered, my handwriting is terrible.

If I may make one small, tiny, request... if you could please perhaps laminate the next photos I send... having to replace them so often because they get, how did you put it? "All sticky" is putting a bit of a financial strain on my limited resources. Laminated photos, however, may be cleaned with a damp cloth and used over and over again.

Hugs and kisses to you, "Mr. Softy!"

Aw gosh...she's trying to make me feel at home.

As I did run away from "home."







Anyone notice MommyDearest tendencies in that post?

Ms.CrazyLady......I have submitted those photos to people who advertised in "I lost my Pet." One said you were close...but the snout was a little long.

Laminating is a good idea as barfing does ruin the unlaminated ones.








Your touch and go friend,

Morty Wadsworth Longfellow

In tribute to 80s Rock group the Cars, I must say, Hello Again.

You are no friend..you are a foe.



Your pm attack squadron tried to invade my air space.

I warned you......it was fired upon and the remains sent directly to the shredder.

ROR is fighting me....I no longer require her services.



I now take over Thebby for my automatic writing needs.


Just before I am through with her.....I shall apply her lipstick with a rocket launcher.....and epoxy on 7 inch eyelashes.....as well as add 5 pounds of foundation to her face .....and shave her head.

I continue doing as I please.








Whenever I wish to.

I have scribed on ode to my photo sending friend....Laleania GenuineCrazyLady.







I hope you all enjoy it.










I call it.....Laleania GenuineCrazyLady.




When the sun goes to bed
That's the time you raise your head,
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a
Can't blame ya, Lalea±a.

Arty tart, ladeda,
Can your part get much sadder ?
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a.
Can't blame ya, Lalea±a.

Run your hand through your hair,
Paint your face with despair.
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a
Can't blame ya, Lalea±a.

When the sun goes to bed
That's the time you raise your head.
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a
I can't blame ya, Lalea±a.

Arty tart, oh so ladeda,
Can your part ever get, ever get much sadder ?
That's your lot in life, Lalea±a.
I can't blame ya, Lalea±a, no, no, no, Lalea±a,
Oh, Lalea±a

It is commonly known you are most likely have a shiv slammed into your back by someone you know.




Like a relative.....or a friend.

And fanatics will cloud the scene with slanted eyewitness reports.

"Why that wasn't a shiv...it was a toothbrush."

Some would shriek....CONSPIRACY!




But plugged ears and blinded eyes only hear and see what they want to.

The kind and innocent are always the ones sacrificed when a mob lusts for blood.

Wrong place..wrong time?





Perhaps.

My thoughts?

Ah don't thank so.








The trap was set long ago.

Women should be seen and not heard.




However....











...this place has several examples to which one must consider both bannings.

hi also.

;)

This is what Thebby will look like when I am done with her :confused:






I do as I please.

I decided I will merely curl ,and not shave, her hair.