"goo-foo!"

boffo line up tonight in esoteric

" I would like to know how to make a pick 6."

"Who is this Thebby thing?"

"Aaron Gryder lets the lollipop guild down again!"

what is a predator...and why are they everywhere?

"How do I say...I would like to make a pick 6 for all of my dollars?"

" Is Baffert going to be feeding his quarter horses more hay? Who is Baffert?"

"Why isn't there a $.10 exacta at the BC? Also...let me hold a fiddy"

"I am afraid of the betting machines...how do I make the work?"

gimme back that fiddy.

"It's hard for me to type this with Sheikh Mo's balls on my chin"

"I don't know if I an do this anymore...my belly hurts again!!!"

Dee Tee thongs finally back in stock!

Aren't phillies and mairs baseball teams? What are baseball teams doing in mamouth races?"?"

thud!

'How do I operate the submit buddon?"

"Never mind."

"Get your kleenex ready"

who knows heimlich? I just choked.

"Sumwonlovesme and her name is NYRA"

" Can someone help me with betting slips? Where do you bet slips?"

"Anyone have PP's Mammouth they can share?"

"This is me"

"Will the turns at Monmouth be tighter due to rain?"

"Do horses ever late fire....I mean fire late?"

"What does 'boffo' mean?"

"Curlin and his connections are the feel good story of the year"

suit for sale.

" Can someone tell me the addrress for NerdyTrail?"

"The Juvenile Fillies should have no problem with tight turns"

"Would you recommend wearing short sleeves to BC this year? Rain?"

" Why do jockeys wear boots if they are riding on top of the horsey?"

:D :D :D

Fine work... carry on.

"Why aren't major races like the Kentucky Derby and BCC at Saratoga?"