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Cajungator26 10-18-2007 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
And my noticing you're noticing that he's noticing .....

Quit stalking my posts!!! :p

SentToStud 10-18-2007 06:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
Quit stalking my posts!!! :p

it's the live-action lizard.

Cajungator26 10-18-2007 06:46 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
it's the live-action lizard.

You know you love it.

SentToStud 10-18-2007 06:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Cajungator26
You know you love it.

would love to filet one of those critters and put him on the grill. serve it with roasted buckeye nuts and rice pilaf.

Cajungator26 10-18-2007 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by SentToStud
would love to filet one of those critters and put him on the grill. serve it with roasted buckeye nuts and rice pilaf.

Buckeye nuts are poisonous. Don't eat too many or you'll end up like Troy Smith did on January 8th. :)

Mortimer 10-18-2007 07:13 PM

Fat Lizzards enjoy living in the past.

Mortimer 10-18-2007 10:39 PM

How 'bout dem Bulls!!!!!??

pgardn 10-18-2007 11:10 PM

Ohio fans have to fall back on the Buckeyes.
The poor state has to deal with Cleveland and
Cincinnati in the pros.

Yours most sincerely,
Ernest Byner

CapperZeke 10-19-2007 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Zeke....tell me it ain't a gelfer...please.



It is not a golfer.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 08:18 AM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
It is not a golfer.


Thank goodness.



I'm going to guess Jesse Owens.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by pgardn
Ohio fans have to fall back on the Buckeyes.
The poor state has to deal with Cleveland and
Cincinnati in the pros.

Yours most sincerely,
Ernest Byner



OC

CapperZeke 10-19-2007 08:23 AM

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Originally Posted by DeboEbie
Thank goodness.



I'm going to guess Jesse Owens.


Guess again.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
Guess again.


Again...although I'm sure it's wrong.



Oh it can't be wrong....he never actually graduated.

Are you going to give a mild hint here?

Mortimer 10-19-2007 08:31 AM

OHIO STATE !!!!







STILL NUMBER ONE IN ALL THE LAND!!

viscount26 10-19-2007 09:14 AM

[quote=Mortimer]OHIO STATE !!!!

Morty,
I have to say your Ohio nut eyes must be #1 after South Floriday lost to Ruttys
:D

CapperZeke 10-19-2007 09:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Again...although I'm sure it's wrong.



Oh it can't be wrong....he never actually graduated.

Are you going to give a mild hint here?


Basketball player.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 10:05 AM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
Basketball player.

Well now we're getting somewheres.



Last hint...please note a 20 year span in which this person played.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 10:09 AM

[quote=viscount26]
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Originally Posted by Mortimer
OHIO STATE !!!!

Morty,
I have to say your Ohio nut eyes must be #1 after South Floriday lost to Ruttys
:D



In all the land...and in all the polls.










Don't ya know.

CapperZeke 10-19-2007 10:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Well now we're getting somewheres.



Last hint...please note a 20 year span in which this person played.

1955 - 1975

Mortimer 10-19-2007 10:25 AM

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Originally Posted by CapperZeke
1955 - 1975

OK....Gary Bradds.



Or Joe Roberts.

CapperZeke 10-19-2007 10:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
OK....Gary Bradds.



Or Joe Roberts.

No and No.


Another Clue:

NBA HOF

Mortimer 10-19-2007 10:35 AM

Jeery Lucas or John Havlicek.


I'll say the later.

satan's twin 10-19-2007 10:37 AM

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Originally Posted by IrishofNDMan
Sounds like someone is an uneducated, jealous man who has no life and envies others for making something out of their own, must suck to be you Satan's Twin.

Mom and Dad must be just busting their buttons with pride watching their little man's mercurial development, first from special olympics medalist, then to soda shop brawler and now to internet comedian. It won't be so long from now when he gives up his Notre Dame fantasy football dreams and enters into the corporate jungle where he's steered by the captains of industry who gently prod his continued development with pearls of wisdom like "HEY ******. STAY AWAY FROM THE GREASE VAT WHEN YOU'RE COOKING THOSE FRENCH FRIES".

ArlJim78 10-19-2007 10:54 AM

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Originally Posted by satan's twin
Mom and Dad must be just busting their buttons with pride watching their little man's mercurial development, first from special olympics medalist, then to soda shop brawler and now to internet comedian. It won't be so long from now when he gives up his Notre Dame fantasy football dreams and enters into the corporate jungle where he's steered by the captains of industry who gently prod his continued development with pearls of wisdom like "HEY ******. STAY AWAY FROM THE GREASE VAT WHEN YOU'RE COOKING THOSE FRENCH FRIES".

nobody holds a candle to your fine retorts like this.
that is flat out funny stuff.

IrishofNDMan 10-19-2007 10:56 AM

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Originally Posted by satan's twin
Mom and Dad must be just busting their buttons with pride watching their little man's mercurial development, first from special olympics medalist, then to soda shop brawler and now to internet comedian. It won't be so long from now when he gives up his Notre Dame fantasy football dreams and enters into the corporate jungle where he's steered by the captains of industry who gently prod his continued development with pearls of wisdom like "HEY ******. STAY AWAY FROM THE GREASE VAT WHEN YOU'RE COOKING THOSE FRENCH FRIES".

This is some pretty good stuff to read, can you do some more?

Mortimer 10-19-2007 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
nobody holds a candle to your fine retorts like this.
that is flat out funny stuff.


Oh you're still no. 1 in my book James!!

ArlJim78 10-19-2007 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh you're still no. 1 in my book James!!

oh go on, you're just saying that.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ArlJim78
oh go on, you're just saying that.



Good job!




OOOOOOOOOO

viscount26 10-19-2007 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Good job!




OOOOOOOOOO

Thud

Mortimer 10-19-2007 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by viscount26
Thud


I know.

SentToStud 10-19-2007 12:07 PM

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Originally Posted by satan's twin
Mom and Dad must be just busting their buttons with pride watching their little man's mercurial development, first from special olympics medalist, then to soda shop brawler and now to internet comedian. It won't be so long from now when he gives up his Notre Dame fantasy football dreams and enters into the corporate jungle where he's steered by the captains of industry who gently prod his continued development with pearls of wisdom like "HEY ******. STAY AWAY FROM THE GREASE VAT WHEN YOU'RE COOKING THOSE FRENCH FRIES".

not badly done. for an ohio state guy.

brianwspencer 10-19-2007 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Oh you're still no. 1 in my book James!!

And I thought I had been earning so much street cred the past 10 days.

Perhaps it's just that with the return of Irish, I find your work less annoying, and even tolerable or borderline enjoyable when held up side by side with the rash of degenerate posts he's been creating of late.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
And I thought I had been earning so much street cred the past 10 days.

Perhaps it's just that with the return of Irish, I find your work less annoying, and even tolerable or borderline enjoyable when held up side by side with the rash of degenerate posts he's been creating of late.



Oh we've gotten past all petty bias....haven't we?

There would have been a time I 'd have jumped right in on the queerfest thing.




But that's all so childsih.....aye?

I have to say other than his unabashed Noodling.....he's not really such a bad guy.

We're all cast out of the same mold...so to speak.





Say...would ya like to see a direct link to Chiara?

CapperZeke 10-19-2007 12:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
Jeery Lucas or John Havlicek.


I'll say the later.

Hondo it is.


Your the winner.


A new custom made poker set is on the way.

philcski 10-19-2007 12:58 PM

[quote=Mortimer]
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Originally Posted by viscount26






Enough to be number one in all the land and in all the polls!!!

How do ya like that noise!?



Purdue was no. 25 and Ohio played on THEIR home field when they were undefeated and at night in an embarrrassing attempt to throw Ohio into a meth lab.

Well it didn't work...Purdue still suffers from that nightmare game.




Washington was on their field..making Ohio adjust to their filthy time zone...and were undefeated and riding high after their ending what'stheirnames win streak.......and USC only beat Wash. by 3.


Akron and Kent and Youngstown ONLY happen to be the no.1 1A teams in Akron and Kent and Youngstown.
Northwestern has been rolling it up on almost every opponent since Ohio shut down their offense in snappy fashion.

Don't try to veil your jealousy by washing with crimson Tide.

LOL

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
How 'bout dem Bulls!!!!!??

How 'bout dem SCARLET KNIGHTS!! :eek: The best dang Division 1-A [Bowl Championship Subdivision] Football Team in the state of New Jersey!

brianwspencer 10-19-2007 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
There would have been a time I 'd have jumped right in on the queerfest thing.

I was fully expecting you to.

No such thing as petty bias. I personally don't fancy when people get called HOs in a malicious way and I don't like being simply reduced to my eyeliner, regardless of how many pounds of it may be caking up my eyes at any given moment.

Other than those two, there is no bias.

Mortimer 10-19-2007 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by brianwspencer
I was fully expecting you to.

No such thing as petty bias. I personally don't fancy when people get called HOs in a malicious way and I don't like being simply reduced to my eyeliner, regardless of how many pounds of it may be caking up my eyes at any given moment.

Other than those two, there is no bias.




I never call anyone a HO in a malicious way.

I am merely trolling for heavifence when doing so.

Actually...I found eyeliner enhances my chiseled face...great tip from ya there.




Finally...God I hope Thebby isn't around......here you are ,sir:


http://www.femjoy.com/setdetails.php/111696_bqb538

Mortimer 10-19-2007 01:17 PM

[quote=philcski]
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Originally Posted by Mortimer

LOL



How 'bout dem SCARLET KNIGHTS!! :eek: The best dang Division 1-A [Bowl Championship Subdivision] Football Team in the state of New Jersey!


Oh they are very bad men all right......fine work.

S.Florida was mekin' me sick!

brianwspencer 10-19-2007 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mortimer
I never call anyone a HO in a malicious way.

I am merely trolling for heavifence when doing so.

Actually...I found eyeliner enhances my chiseled face...great tip from ya there.

Finally...God I hope Thebby isn't around......here you are ,sir:

http://www.femjoy.com/setdetails.php/111696_bqb538

I'm at work. I trust no link from a man with your reputation.


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