Derby Trail Forums
Page 2 of 6 < 1 2 34 > Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Derby Trail Forums (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/index.php)
-   Esoteric Central (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/forumdisplay.php?f=8)
-   -   I Declare A Fun Day (http://www.derbytrail.com/forums/showthread.php?t=17117)

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:52 PM
Mommy Dearest and Dave Mayson are the latest pairing.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:55 PM
Hossy?


Are ya there?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 12:58 PM
Ryan can select anyone to kiss from the following groupage:




a...Darden

b...TechnoViking

c...The dancing gay man

d...The President of Iran


Good luck to you sir.

Late Fires 10-03-2007 01:01 PM
WHOO HOO !!

FUN DAY !!

What's more fun than making fun of noodles?

http://www.ndspn.com

Buffymommy 10-03-2007 01:09 PM
Pillow,

Ya have a hard time with spelling huh? Sorry about that.

Buffymommy 10-03-2007 01:10 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Mommy Dearest and Dave Mayson are the latest pairing.
Who is Dave Mayson?

You know my hubby doesn't take kindly to me being paired with anyone else morty.

The Indomitable DrugS 10-03-2007 01:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
Ryan can select anyone to kiss from the following groupage:




a...Darden

b...TechnoViking

c...The dancing gay man

d...The President of Iran


Good luck to you sir.
The president of Iran would make a great kissing partner for him.

However, he might get bored real soon and look to trade up. And honestly, the logical trade up from the president of Iran is the Venezuelan pres Hugo Chavez.

But hey, we all know Hugo's current kissing partner is a certain Orioles lover/Indians hater who is awfully fond of using the DrugS moniker to spar with other people on boards far, far, away.

Would it really be wise to risk breaking up this happy couple?



I think TechnoViking it is.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 01:16 PM
Stay with me now...this is a redo...but no one has more fun than this guy:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBvG0uuoiQo

Sightseek 10-03-2007 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer
You are such a yutz.








So ok....here's is what you must do. Make sure you have brushed your teeth and used a proper mouthwash...we want to taste pretty for Thebby.



Mow when she gets here......you march right up to her with a nice smile.

You take her gently yet firmly by the hips and pull her right to you. You then moisten your lips and plant them on one her hers. ....which you gently caress.Then you do the same to the remaining uncaressed lip. Now....you should,if you're doing this right, sense a reaction right about now. So you must slide your hands to her dupa pulling her in a little tighter and then kiss both of her lippy-poos with both of yours......with a part . If she does not part hers and invite you in........well you have fucl<ed up and must start over.



Now print this out and have it with you so you don't fucl< up.
Not only is he a predator but a teacher of kissy-poo too....watch out ladies!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 01:18 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Buffymommy
Who is Dave Mayson?

You know my hubby doesn't take kindly to me being paired with anyone else morty.



Oh forget the old potato...this is fun day!





Let your hair down baby and plant one on DaveJayson.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 01:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by The Indomitable DrugS
The president of Iran would make a great kissing partner for him.

However, he might get bored real soon and look to trade up. And honestly, the logical trade up from the president of Iran is the Venezuelan pres Hugo Chavez.

But hey, we all know Hugo's current kissing partner is a certain Orioles lover/Indians hater who is awfully fond of using the DrugS moniker to spar with other people on boards far, far, away.

Would it really be wise to risk breaking up this happy couple?



I think TechnoViking it is.


!!!!OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

NoChanceToDance 10-03-2007 01:21 PM
Morty........ can i join in the funday??

Can you promise me a big profit on my football (sorry, soccer) this evening? That certainly would make into a funday.

I know you have the power to do so!!


As for the pairing, i will pass.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sightseek
Not only is he a predator but a teacher of kissy-poo too....watch out ladies!


Aw...you.

G'wan.

Mortimer 10-03-2007 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Late Fires
WHOO HOO !!

FUN DAY !!

What's more fun than making fun of noodles?

http://www.ndspn.com









YES!!!!!!!!!!

Mortimer 10-03-2007 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Morty........ can i join in the funday??

Can you promise me a big profit on my football (sorry, soccer) this evening? That certainly would make into a funday.

I know you have the power to do so!!


As for the pairing, i will pass.

YES!!





And now you will get a sexy one from GALLANT!!





You lucky guy!

NoChanceToDance 10-03-2007 01:33 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer

YES!!





And now you will get a sexy one from GALLANT!!





You lucky guy!
Ha......... you have no idea how wrong you are!

it wouldn't turn out to be fun, not for me, anyway

Mortimer 10-03-2007 01:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I am here. I am just trying to take in all you have taught me. My first kiss is a big thing. I don't want to screw it up. I'm real nervous. Hopefully I'm good at it. I had anchovies for lunch. Is that bad?

GOD!







Oh listen to this...be her back door man:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03htcXM9GF0

Mortimer 10-03-2007 01:53 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Ha......... you have no idea how wrong you are!

it wouldn't turn out to be fun, not for me, anyway




Oh well......how about Suffy!?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 02:05 PM
Here's a good one:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O-XGaXMBmN0

NoChanceToDance 10-03-2007 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Mortimer

Oh well......how about Suffy!?
excuse my ignorance, but who??

as logng as they are willing, eager and full of cash......... any female would do :D

Mortimer 10-03-2007 02:05 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
excuse my ignorance, but who??

as logng as they are willing, eager and full of cash......... any female would do :D
Go to Iceland.




Look for funny hair.

NoChanceToDance 10-03-2007 02:10 PM
Now i am confused........

Mortimer 10-03-2007 02:10 PM
Let's mellow out and cap off this afternoons fun with this song:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZpCyRn-Z22o

I hope everyone got to know each other a lot better.



Tonight should make this look like a scout meeting.



=;>

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 02:13 PM
Hey Morty..

I bet you didn't know BentMuhPud, GnarlyTonJim, and GenuineCrazyLady had a band, didja?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYT2aWavXlc

Mortimer 10-03-2007 02:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
Hey Morty..

I bet you didn't know BentMuhPud, GnarlyTonJim, and GenuineCrazyLady had a band, didja?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYT2aWavXlc
I didn't..and I can't find the right version of 10 Years Gone By...that one sucks...phooey.


Let's end it this PM with this one..this is greaaaat:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b5Xf0N9Juko

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 02:28 PM
Some of you are wondering what happened to Bababooyee...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ETfyeyQ25d4

SentToStud 10-03-2007 02:45 PM
it's down to the two boyfriends now. what did you do with dahoss?

SentToStud 10-03-2007 03:20 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
I'm scrolling through all of your past posts looking for a funny post, or a winner............I haven't found one yet. But I am no quitter, I am determined. I am sure there is at least one.....maybe.
Knock your socks off. If you want, I'll give you the deal to cut my lawn.

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 03:37 PM
BentMuhPud's posts are a ripoff of 50 cent songs.

Sightseek 10-03-2007 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaHoss9698
But then what would you do all day besides be not funny and kiss Oracles ass?
This is the kissy-poo thread....doesn't everything go? Why are you not practicing on your mirror like Morty told you to?

NoChanceToDance 10-03-2007 03:55 PM
Morty, your powers failed!

Awful results for me this evening............ In shock.


Today started bad, and got worse. Certainly no fun day! I now announce this day offically closed!

Move on people, nothing to see here.

Coach Pants 10-03-2007 03:56 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Morty, your powers failed!

Awful results for me this evening............ In shock.


Today started bad, and got worse. Certainly no fun day! I now announce this day offically closed!

Move on people, nothing to see here.
You took Liverpool?

Mortimer 10-03-2007 03:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by NoChanceToDance
Morty, your powers failed!

Awful results for me this evening............ In shock.


Today started bad, and got worse. Certainly no fun day! I now announce this day offically closed!

Move on people, nothing to see here.

ror!

HEY!


Take that unfunitive and Turn it into a FUNITIVE!


FUCl< IT!


Just have fun with the rest of the day.






What would GenuineCrazy....no!....How about necking with Dannie!!...how's that?

SentToStud 10-03-2007 04:06 PM
[quote=Mortimer]ror!

HEY!

[b][color="Blue"]
Take that unfunitive and Turn it into a FUNITIVE!


FUCl< IT!


QUOTE]You still want a joke?

NoChanceToDance 10-03-2007 04:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pillow Pants
You took Liverpool?
Liverpool are my team but i didn't bet them.

However, i did bet Milan, Valencia and Bremen.... singles, doubles and trables.



OUCH!


All times are GMT -5. The time now is 02:23 PM.
Page 2 of 6 < 1 2 34 > Last »
Show 40 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.6.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.